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Chapter 56: Chapter 56



Chapter 56: Chapter 56

No matter what, the boat will still have to drive, and the tower will only get closer and closer.

After Christmas, it will be the end of the year. If there is no accident, Chen Luo will be able to return to the tower to celebrate the New Year. Chen Luo is very excited when he hears the news. Not long after he drags Xiaohu, he writes a long list of items that need to be purchased, discussing what to do. Have a good year in the Tower.

Today I was discussing how to buy melon and fruit cakes, and tomorrow I jumped to burning incense and worshiping Buddha.

After all, among them, except for Coco, Lucia, and Morris, they are all Asian, so they are very keen on the Chinese New Year.

In addition, Liu Sheng is also a famous lady who likes to join in the fun. Her family has a lot of Chinese New Year rules, but this young lady can recite every sentence from the classics.

It's a pity that the news I have received recently is all about the further spread of the zombie virus. This disaster has cast a layer of gloom over this year.

Due to the lack of supplies in winter, the activities of zombies will slow down to a certain extent, temporarily allowing people in the northern part of the mainland to have some opportunity to transfer.

After all, it is not a long-term solution.

Fang Qi was not worried at all, he crossed his legs and watched this group of people busy up and down, he found it interesting, waved his hand, and let this group of people do it, he just needs to find a way to apply for the end of the year for these girls and boys Award thing.

That old woman, Eleanor, is a very thug. It is not easy to get banknotes from her. For this, Fang Qi scratched his head at a blank document for several days, thinking about how to whitewash this report. .

As a sentinel, he is invincible in the world in boxing and kung fu, and he can play tricks on weekdays. Unfortunately, when he is really asked to write, he can't hold back a polite rainbow fart.

Because of this incident, the handsome Captain Fang scratched his scalp for several days, and his short body was about to be bald by him.

Among these people, the only one who seems silent is Lu Lanqiu. He doesn't seem to be very interested in the matter of Chinese New Year. Chen Luo guesses that he has overdrawn his emotions and energy on that island, and his expression is always indifferent these two days. Yes, and do not participate in the plans of the few of them.

Only occasionally, sleepless at night, get up and put on clothes to see the annoying moonlight.

This night is still full of moon and stars, just like the countless nights it has experienced, it is a night full of moonlight.

Fang Qi looked at the flickering cursor on the screen, why did it feel like the flickering decimal point in his account, moving forward little by little, watching them turn into single digits.

The ashtrays in front of the screen were piled higher than the screen, and only then did I choke out three lines, two of which were titles and titles.

The coffee in hand is also cold, it tastes like rag water, the sentinel's taste is already sensitive, this sip is really enlightening, these brats are not showing filial piety in front of them at this time, they are all a bunch of supercilious eyes Wolf.

Fang Qi thought very darkly in his heart that he might just hand in a blank document and let everyone drink the northwest wind together.

It is also a life and death.

He stared at the screen with a cigarette in his mouth, feeling that this idea was very plausible.

So the index finger flew up and typed out a line of big characters.

"The plot of the story is complicated, and there are many tasks related to it. So it will be omitted."

Let these boys perform on the street.He smiles evilly.

When he figured out that Chen Luo was playing the erhu on the street corner in the winter, and the performance was still Erquan Yingyue, and the little tiger on the one side was performing the scene of breaking the boulder with his chest, etc., he finally calmed down a lot.

So I started to delete that string of text.

Forget it, a bunch of brats are waiting to be fed, but they can't be passive and sabotage.

He sighed, put out the cigarette in his hand, got up and picked up the cup to go out to the tea room to make another cup of coffee.

There was only one energy-saving lamp in the corridor at night, the dim light was dim, and the water temperature pointer in the tea room stopped at an awkward position, so Fang Qi decided to go to the deck to smoke a cigarette.

As soon as he went out, he was startled by a figure, and Fang Qi almost poured all the coffee on the dark figure.

Fortunately, the figure spoke first: "Captain Fang, are you still asleep?"

Fang Qi took a closer look, yo, Mr. Lu.

Lu Lanqiu probably couldn't sleep, got up and was about to go out, when the two met at the door.

Fang Qi grinned: "Teacher Lu, are you still asleep?"

Lu Lanqiu glanced at him indifferently, nodded, and did not speak. His hand that was originally on the doorknob was also quietly put down, as if he was about to turn around and go back.

Fang Qi quickly said, "Teacher Lu, open the door for me, I don't have time."

After finishing speaking, he raised his hands up and signaled to Lu Lanqiu that what he said was true.

Lu Lanqiu paused, then looked at Fang Qi's left hand.

Fang Qi is holding a coffee cup in his right hand. It is true that he is not free, but the cigarette in his left hand does not affect him to open the door at all. This person is clearly talking nonsense with his eyes open.

But Fang Qi's eyes were extremely sincere, and he didn't realize that he was talking nonsense at all.

Lu Lanqiu was completely silent.

The shallow bond between the two of them has long since dissipated after these few days of rough seas. At this moment, Fang Qi has no way to perceive Lu Lanqiu's emotions.

He only saw Lu Lanqiu in the dark staring at him with burning eyes, and was silent for a while, just when Fang Qi was starting to feel uneasy, this person reached out to help him open the door, and let him go out sideways, Fang Qi was behind him With a sneer, he got out without hesitation.

It's okay to go out, Fang Qi put the cigarette in his hand to his mouth, turned around and stretched out a hand to Lu Lanqiu: "Mr. Lu, the moonlight is so beautiful, it's a pity to see it alone, otherwise, we two Together?"

The essence of the so-called stalking and stalking has been completely understood by Fang Qi.

Lu Lanqiu glanced at Fang Qi, who was bathed in the moonlight. The cigarette butt at the corner of his mouth was a little red, bright and dark, like a lighthouse on the sea, precarious and firm. He nodded and walked out.

He just missed Fang Qi's outstretched hand.

Fang Qi looked at it, shook his head with a wry smile, and followed.

In an unmatched night, the salty sea breeze mixed with the cool moonlight, sprinkled on the dark blue sea, and a bright moon hangs high.

It was a night when the moon was like water.

Lu Lanqiu stood on the deck, looking up at the starry sky tens of light-years away from him, standing quietly, while the sea breeze blew his slightly long forehead hair and swayed on his eyelashes.

"Captain Fang, why are you so late and still haven't slept?" Lu Lanqiu said suddenly.

Fang Qi had a cigarette in his mouth, and spoke a little vaguely: "I'm rushing to report, none of these bastards can be relied on at critical moments, and I have to do it myself."

Lu Lanqiu thought of Chen Luo and the others who had been busy for the past two days, and couldn't help chuckling: "I'm afraid you can't bear to spoil those children's New Year's fun, so you have to do the work yourself."

Fang Qi smiled: "Maybe, anyway, these kids can't help much, so they can do it by themselves. Let's talk about the virus... I don't know how many years will be better, let's make them happy for a while."

After he finished speaking, he took down the cigarette and blew a smoke ring into the air. The smoke ring was twisted and twisted, not like a serious circle at all, and it disappeared in an instant when it was blown by the wind on the sea.

Lu Lanqiu watched the smoke circle disappear, and said lightly: "You are really good to your team members."

When Fang Qi heard this, he grinned: "It's all about making a living, everyone should be happy."

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Lu Lanqiu: "Mr. Lu, why are you staying up so late? Seasick?"

Lu Lanqiu shook her head: "It's probably because the moonlight is too bright, I can't sleep, why don't I get up and have a look."

When Fang Qi heard this, he tilted his head and said, "Admiring the moon, it's very elegant. How do you say it in the ancient saying, 'When you enter the house at night, you are happy to go?'"

When Lu Lanqiu heard it, she couldn't help teasing: "Captain Fang, it's hard for you to remember an ancient poem. I remember, it must be Chinese in middle school."

Fang Qi was stunned, staring at the dark sea in the distance: "I don't know why, but I remember this passage very clearly. When I was young, I would feel sleepy when I saw the Chinese textbook, and I would fall asleep in half an hour. Reading and reciting the full text is like seeing the King of Hades, with a dark cloud above your head, which is called a gloomy cloud."

After he finished speaking, he seemed to have remembered something, and his eyes drifted far away.

When Lu Lanqiu heard this, she was taken aback, and suddenly said: "When I was learning this section, it was a little different."

Fang Qi regained his senses when he heard this, and turned to look at Lu Lanqiu with great interest: "Oh?"

Lu Lanqiu smiled, such a quiet night really made him recall some of his youthful years.

At that time, Su Heng was still there.

"At that time, I could memorize the texts quickly, and I could remember almost everything after reading it once. She just sat there with the textbook and watched me recite it with a smile. She belonged to the kind of teacher who liked to praise others. She listened to my recitation. I’m happy when it’s over, and I’ll have a few more special dishes that night.”

Although the taste of these "special dishes" is not guaranteed.

Fang Qi also laughed: "Why did Mr. Lu have such a good meal at that time, but he didn't look fat at all?"

The young man in his memory is thin and tall, and he can remember the appearance of sitting in front of the window for a lifetime.

Just as Lu Lanqiu was about to answer, she suddenly said, "How do you know I'm not fat?"

Fang Qi was stunned for a moment, a bit of soot fell from his mouth, and fell onto his hand, causing him to jump up immediately.

He quickly took down the cigarette and shook off the ash, turned his head and said, "I mean, now, you really can't see that the food was so good back then."

Lu Lanqiu glanced at Fang Qi, not knowing why, and sighed back to the topic: "No way, her craftsmanship is very worrying, good and bad, I am also afraid, never dare to eat more. But she is in this There is an inexplicable enthusiasm in things, and it will be even more exaggerated when it comes to Chinese New Year."

Fang Qi shook off the soot, turned his head and glanced at Lu Lanqiu indiscriminately, seeing that he had no doubts, he hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with her?"

"She was a teacher at that time. There were winter and summer vacations, and there was a lot of time for the Chinese New Year. She often started to work three days in advance. As a result, she tossed a table of ridiculous meals, and the family couldn't finish eating them in three or four days. Until that year ..." After saying this, Lu Lanqiu was taken aback for a moment, and didn't say any more.

"That year?" Fang Qi was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly realized: "You said the year she left?"

Lu Lanqiu nodded, and sighed: "She left in the twelfth lunar month. At that time, the Spring Festival was just around the corner. She was planning the New Year's Eve dinner, but a school called and asked her to get a document. She I didn't care, I took off my apron and went, but..."

Fang Qi said, "Are there a fire in the laboratory?"

Lu Lanqiu nodded, her expression was cold.

The author has something to say: I'm sorry everyone, there is no update on New Year's Eve, so there is another update today, please pay attention to check.

Also, Happy New Year~


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