713. Yan Shen's Late Festival Is Not Guaranteed
713. Yan Shen's Late Festival Is Not Guaranteed
Seeing Hu Tao proudly flattering Zhongli while patting Zhongli's shoulder, the corners of Higashino Yu's mouth twitched uncontrollably.
Let Zhongli be the emcee of the funeral.
Should he say that Hu Tao is lucky or what? After all, Zhongli is the rock king Dijun himself!
Thinking about Zhongli, originally this time was to hold a funeral for him, he should have been in the coffin, but now he is the master of ceremonies.
"What do you think about the matter of asking Zhongli Keqing to be the master of ceremonies?"
Looking at Zhongli who was stiff all over, Dongye You also had a very strange expression on his face.
"Yeah, what's the matter, Zhongli Keqing? I see something wrong with your face? Don't you want to? You know, I've made a lot of determination to give you this chance to show off.
Hu Tao looked at Zhongli and couldn't help but say.
"You must know that holding a funeral for Emperor Yan, this kind of thing may only happen once in thousands of years, and if you can walk in the forefront as the master of ceremonies, it will definitely be recorded in history. More importantly, your God's Eye It is still rock-type, in my opinion, you must be born to exist for this day!"
"Hearing what you said, Hu Tao, it seems that Zhongli really has a reassuring temperament!"
Paimeng on the side couldn't help but look around Zhongli when he heard the words.
Zhongli himself has an unspeakable noble air, and the addition of the rock attribute makes this temperament even more reassuring.
"No, everything is up to the hall master." Zhong Li said expressionlessly while drinking tea.
Higashino Yuu on the side looked at everything in front of him silently, and then sighed in his heart, as expected of Morax, even everyone can bear it without being shaken at all.
"Hahaha, that's great, I know you will agree, Keqing Zhongli."
Sure enough, after hearing Zhongli's words, Hu Tao smiled.
"Then Mr. Higashino, you can tell me any good ideas you have now. If you have a good idea, not only can I double the salary, but if you need any services in the future, you can also pay half the price for the second monument〃"!"
Looking at Higashino Yu, Walnut couldn't help but smile.
"Uh... let's forget about this, the existence that wants to kill me in this world hasn't been born yet.
While talking, Higashino Yu looked at the distant sky.
Even in Liyue, with Higashino Yu's gaze, he could clearly see the small island floating in the sky.
Day Sky Island.
That is the most mysterious place in the entire Tivat. Whether it is the eyes of everyone or the heart of gods, it is said that they all have an inseparable relationship with Sky Island. It was because of the heavenly principle of Sky Island that it fell and was sealed to this era.
"Hahaha, I thought I was enough. I didn't expect you, Yu Higashino, to be more arrogant than me. However, old age, sickness and death are the normal state of life, and it doesn't mean that you can refuse if you refuse."
Hu Tao laughed when he heard this.
Zhongli on the side silently glanced at Dongye Yu.
As for Higashino Yu's mystery, he still hasn't fully figured it out.
"Well, since that's the case, let me tell you a few kinds for your reference. First, let's prepare a few black people, and then put Morax, the rock god, in a coffin and let them carry them to dance. What do you think?"
While speaking, Higashino Yu waved one hand, and the ancient document was unfolded instantly, and at the same time, a dance of black people carrying the coffin was released.
There's even accompanying music.
"Oh! This is pretty good, I really like it, but I'm afraid everyone in Liyue won't be able to accept it."
Looking at those black people who kept dancing their bodies, Hu Tao's eyes lit up instantly.
But then it dimmed again.
This time, after all, the funeral was held for Morax, the rock god. If so, she might be kicked out by the entire people of Liyue.
You must know that there was no such lively funeral before this, but it all started with the consent of the funeral host.
But now it may be difficult to obtain the consent of all the people of Liyue.
"But I can write this down and use it for those who need it in the future. Of course, I won't miss you as a reward."
"Okay, how about this one?"
Hearing that Hu Tao disagreed, Higashino Yu didn't say anything, and then waved his hand casually, and another screen of winning appeared directly.
The front of this scene is quite normal and it is an ordinary funeral, but after the burial, a group of beautiful young ladies came up directly, each of them twisted their waists and hips in front of the tombstone, and danced a beautiful dance.
"Er... Higashino Yuu, you are..."
At this moment, not to mention Paimon at the side, even Yingying, who had been standing quietly at the side since just now, couldn't help but speak.
"々. Oh, this, it's not that I don't know the preferences of the old man Iwagami, but I think that person doesn't like good-looking girls, since he liked them before his life
So you don't like it after death? It's impossible!"
"Mr. Zhongli, do you think we will be recruiting some good-looking girls in the Pastoral Hall in the future?"
On one side, Hu Tao's eyes became brighter the more he listened [Finally, he subconsciously turned his head to look at Zhong Li.
"This... the hall master decides, maybe someone really likes this. But I think Morax may not like this, after all, it is rumored. Morax often likes to transform into various appearances, even It's the body of a beast, so I feel it might not appeal to him much."
Seeing that Hu Tao Zhongli had a serious tone when he said these words.
After all, it's fine for him to hold his own funeral, but he doesn't want to see some women dressed in Yingying and Yanyan dance there.
Although he is not a god of fame (Zhao Zhao's), he also knows a word called late festival failure.
"Hey, if that's the case, then I can get a bunch of small animals to dance in front of his cemetery. This one can be kept for now. As expected of a traveler from Otherworld, you have a lot of good ideas, do you have anything else. "
"No, Higashino Yu, don't you have any normal funeral methods in your world? The two you released are too strange!"
Paimon on the side couldn't help but complain.
"Uh... there are others, but this one is usually only used by the highest level in our world.
Looking at Hutao, then at Zhongli, Dong Yeyou thought about it, and finally released a special video.
"This is blocking!"
Seeing the orderly guard of honor, looking at the crystal coffin and finally scattering the ashes into the sea, Hu Tao was in shock. .
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