stonecrandall 253. I'm Not A Scumbag!
253. I'm Not A Scumbag!
"No...less than twenty-four hours?"
Higashino Yuu from the world of Kamen Rider Revice seemed to hear something from the Arabian Nights and knelt on the ground with a plop.
"I'm so stupid, really, I thought I was just a little less good at dating, but I didn't expect it to be so much worse? People can successfully become prostitutes within 20 hours of knowing each other, and I actually live in their homes. What I did was actually limited to holding hands and kissing..."
"What's wrong with him?"
Listening to Yu Higashino from the world of Kamen Rider Revice muttering non-stop, Yu Higashino from the world of Demon High School was stunned.
"It's nothing, it's just that this guy has been hit, just wait until you get used to it."
Higashino Yu from the Harry Potter world glanced at the Kamen Rider world kneeling on the ground and said calmly.
The other party has now been rated as the most embarrassing feeling among all Higashino Yu in terms of emotional issues. This guy is not even as good as a 12-year-old kid in this "540" side. nothing to say.
"oh."
Although he was still a little ignorant, Higashino Yu from the world of Devil's High School also understood that this was not the first time that this situation had happened to the other party.
"Then I'll leave first, and we'll keep in touch in the future." With a light wave of his hand, Higashino Yu from the Devil's High School World was about to step away.
However, he spent a long time but still did not step out.
"I said, brother, what are you going to do? Can you let me go, I have something urgent to do."
Looking at Yuu Higashino from the world of Kamen Rider Revice who came to his feet at some point and hugged his legs tightly, Yuu Higashino from the world of Demon High School had black lines on his face
At this time, Yu Higashino from the world of Kamen Rider Revice was crying loudly while holding his thigh tightly and not letting go.
"Brother, please teach me how to pick up girls, for this I am willing to give away my collection that I have treasured for many years.
"Relax quickly, I don't have any tricks to teach you!
Higashino Yu from the Devil's High School World turned black when he saw everyone's gloating expressions.
"Nonsense, you must have a way, otherwise, how could you achieve the achievement that I have spent so long and couldn't achieve so quickly! You tell me, if you don't tell me, I won't get up."
Higashino Yu from the world of Kamen Rider Revice said, holding him tighter.
"I wiped my nose, you rubbed your nose on my pants! Everyone is Higashino Yu, why can you be so shameless, let me go quickly!"
Another burst of chicken and dog jumping...
"Now I finally understand why everyone calls you the shame of Higashino Yuu."
Yu Higashino from the world of Demon High School summoned a stream of clear water to wash his pants while saying annoyed to Yu Higashino from the world of Kamen Rider Revice next to him.
"Hey, now you understand." Higashino Yu from the world of Harry Potter looked at the two of them gloatingly.
He didn't admit that he was also soured by the achievements of Yu Higashino in the world of the devil's high school just now.
But there is no way to do it, who told him that he is still a twelve-year-old beautiful boy, so he can't be a small horse and a big cart.
Huh? It seems that this is not bad...
Just kidding, he is a five-good young man who would not do such a thing.
Speaking of which, Senior Penelope seems to be having conflicts with Percy Weasley recently?
"Get out, you're not a good thing, none of you come here to pull him away and just watch my jokes here. I think you are all jealous of my speed." Higashino Yu from the Devil's High School World glanced at the crowd. said with a straight face.
"Hey, you can say whatever you want, we just don't admit it anyway." Higashino Yu from the world of Harry Potter looked at his black face and smiled even more happily.
"That's right, that's right...you can say whatever you want as long as you can give me the method." Higashino Yuya from Kamen Rider World sat on the side and smiled proudly instead of ashamed.
"Forget it, I really lost to you. There's not much I can teach you without this matter, but it's a rare thing that you can be so shameless and still not find a girlfriend."
Higashino Yu from Devil's High School World looked at him in surprise while washing his pants.
"Speaking of which, you don't know very few women in your usual social circle."
"Ah? Is there any problem with this?" Higashino Yu from Kamen Rider Revice World looked at him strangely.
"Hehe, of course the problem is big. If you know few girls, it will be difficult to find a suitable female friend. We are not the parents of our previous life in the 1970s and 1980s. The cars and horses are slow and the road is long and the life is only enough to meet one person. Now we are In the fast-paced era, let alone a lifetime, as long as you are willing to meet countless people in a day."
Higashino Yu from Devil's High School World paused when he said this: "So if you want to find a girlfriend, you have to have the courage to break out of your inherent circle, cast a wide net to catch more fish, go to nightclubs for nothing, and know enough women Out of a hundred friends, there will always be one or two that are suitable for you..."
"Damn it, what kind of scumbag are you talking about?" Higashino Yu from Kamen Rider World was startled, didn't expect to be able to play like this?
"And you're about the same age as me, is it really okay to go to nightclubs at such an age?"
"What is a scumbag? I'm clearly a Poseidon." Higashino Yu rolled his eyes in the world of Devil's High School: "And what's wrong with my age? As long as I have money, I can't do whatever I want. After all, as a time traveler, you can't do it." There will be no money, if that is the case, I did not say anything."
Higashino Yu from the Devil's High School World looked at him with contempt. As a time traveler, it's fine if you worry about money for a short time or a year or two. After living in a world for more than ten years, you still worry about money. It's like time travel the shame of those who
"No, no, I still have some money, but...how should I put it...Maybe I still don't spend as much money as you do."
Higashino Yu from Kamen Rider World scratched his head helplessly.
Nightclubs, clubbing. As an orphan, he grew up step by step. He has always thought that these things are still far away from him, an excellent high school student.
Didn't realize this was the key issue why he was always so bad at finding girlfriends?
"No one is born with emotional intelligence. If you don't increase your communication with girls, then you will naturally stay where you are, so expand your circle of friends, and you will naturally know what to do next.
Higashino 4.2 Yu from the Devil's High School World stood up from the ground and patted him on the shoulder: "Now I give you a task, that is to buy a new mobile phone, and then fill the address book with female friends, and chat with them if you have nothing to do." Chat, when the time comes some things will come naturally to you.”
"Oh, thank you." Higashino Yuu from Kamen Rider Revice World's eyes lit up, and he nodded vigorously, remembering his words verbatim in his mind, and prepared to implement them when he returned.
But the two of them didn't realize that when the two of them finished their conversation, all the Higashino Yu who were not far away also retracted their pricked ears one after another, and silently wrote down this trick in their hearts.
"Okay, this time you should be completely fine, I'm going back when I'm fine."
Looking at Yu Higashino in the world of Kamen Rider Revice with a look of disgust, Yu Higashino in the world of Demon High School rushed into his own tunnel without looking back.