What if I haven't seen Siheyuan?

Chapter 142 Xiao Hei is a little panicked

After Lou Xiao'e left.

Yan Xiaoyao suddenly remembered that he had not signed in today.

I quickly opened the system to see if I could continue to be lucky today.

Just when I was about to click the sign-in button.

Sudden.

Yan Xiaoyao paused for a moment.

I was thinking: I was able to benefit from Qin Huairu's help when I signed in these two days. Although I changed people today, maybe the luck brought by this big white goose is stronger?

We already have the time travel and the system, so there's no harm in believing in some metaphysics.

Just right.

Just now when I was chatting with Lou Xiao'e about his ideal life, this big goose got so excited that he accidentally knocked over the water cup.

When Yan Xiaoyao received the cup of water, he used his right hand, and ended up spilling water all over his hands.

I was so busy chatting with Lou Xiao'e that I forgot to wipe my hands.

This is not.

It's been so long, but my hands are still not dry~!

Immediately afterwards, Yan Xiaoyao changed his hand and pressed the sign-in button hard with his still slightly wet right hand.

【Ding... Sign in successfully.】

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the following rewards: 10 selected lion-head geese, 10 large yellow croakers, 100 large black picks, and 30 failed talismans. ]

???

What the hell?

I just finished eating the goose stewed in an iron pot, and the system rewarded me with ten lion-head geese?

amount……

Yes, I heard that this lion-head goose is quite valuable and delicious, and it is quite a match for Lou Xiao'e.

Moreover, today’s reward is really good!

Unexpectedly, 10 large yellow croakers and 100 large black lottery tickets were revealed.

Sure enough, with the good fortune of the rich woman Lou Xiao'e, even today's sign-in seems particularly wealthy and impressive!

However, what Yan Xiaoyao was most satisfied with was that he actually got a talisman again when he signed in today.

Although they were still some junk that had failed in refining, Yan Xiaoyao said he didn't mind at all.

Even if it's junk that failed in refining, so what.

Anyway, it's really effective when used against Shazhu and the others!

Yan Xiaoyao was worried that the stock of diarrhea medicine was insufficient!

See you shipped again.

I immediately and happily took out the talismans I signed in for today, wanting to see what types they were today and whether there were any new varieties.

【Talisman that failed to be refined:

10 Diarrhea Talismans: effective release distance is 10 meters. After using it on the target, the opponent will suffer from unbearable abdominal pain and diarrhea within 30 seconds.

10 Nightmare Talismans: effective release distance is 10 meters. After using it on the target, the other party will instantly enter a dream. The effectiveness varies from person to person.

10 Fireball Talismans: Effective release distance is 10 meters. After using it on a target, it will generate a temperature of 1000 degrees. Please use it with caution. 】

Ok.

Not bad.

The diarrhea talisman has finally been replenished, so the beasts can continue their happiness, and a new fireball talisman has also been released today.

but.

Yan Xiaoyao took a look at the instruction manual and saw the familiar words.

I knew these things must have been snatched by the system from that unlucky guy last time.

Yan Xiaoyao even felt a little bit sorry for it.

I couldn't help but complain: "Hey, Tongzi! Can you stop grabbing a sheep and pulling it to death? Can we change someone next time?

Don’t you see what the hell is going on every time you sign in?

It's clear at a glance that this unfortunate child has a very difficult life in the cultivation world. Let's just be a human being!"

......

The system was a little speechless, thinking: Aren’t you the one crying and shouting every day, insisting that I get you something from the world of cultivation?

Now look what’s going on. I finally managed to trick the girl into letting you come here, and now you’re nagging me again. What a problem!

Besides, which eye of yours can see that other people’s lives are difficult?

Not only does he have endless amounts of rare treasures to eat every day, but the fairies in the sect also find ways to please him every day.

I don’t know how comfortable those days were!

Do you really think that others are the same as you?

After traveling through time for so long, I haven't made any achievements except picking up two pairs of old shoes to wear. I still have to work from nine to five every day, screwing screws.

As expected, you bitch are just pretentious, you deserve to be a slut.

The system didn't even bother to pay attention to Yan Xiaoyao. After he received his reward, he immediately slipped out to play with girls.

Seeing that the system didn't say anything, Yan Xiaoyao guessed that this bastard must have slipped away again.

Forget it.

There is no place to complain.

Otherwise, we'll have to give this thing two bad reviews so that it won't pass the year-end performance appraisal.

Then, he pulled out a fireball talisman, held it in front of his eyes, and looked at it curiously.

Hehe...this thing is a good stuff!

When I read novels and watched movies in the past, after the protagonists killed the enemy, they would take out a fireball talisman and throw it on the corpse. Then, with a "whoosh", a raging fire would ignite and the opponent would be crushed to ashes.

It is simply a must-have item for home and travel!

but.

After Yan Xiaoyao looked carefully for a while, he found a problem.

Oh my god, the temperature of this thing seems a little low!

Take a closer look, wow!

It turned out to be a piece of junk that had failed in refining, with a temperature of only 1000 degrees.

You know, a Zippo kerosene lighter can reach 1000 degrees, and if it is a windproof lighter, the temperature can reach 1300 degrees.

So isn't this thing just a disposable lighter?

groove……

What rubbish.

I'm so happy for nothing.

Forget it, let’s go to sleep.

moment.

He covered his head with the quilt in disappointment and prepared to go to sleep.

Sudden.

Yan Xiaoyao didn't know what he was thinking about, and suddenly pulled back the quilt.

He grinned and muttered to himself with a smirk on his face:

"hey-hey……

This thing is not completely useless!

The deaf old lady and the dead old woman have been lying in the hospital for a few days. It’s time for them to come back, right?

How about, when that damn old woman comes back, I'll throw one at her house in the middle of the night and see what the effect is?

Anyway, she is the only one in her family, and no innocent people will be hurt.

Moreover, her old man, Yi Zhonghai, is now disabled. It is a problem for her to take care of him in the future. It is hard to say whether she is willing to continue to take care of the old deaf woman.

Besides, the deaf old lady was already old, and after the last ordeal, she was half dead.

As a young man of the new era, how could I, Yan Xiaoyao, bear to make her life so miserable in her later years!

I'm just cremating her in advance so that when she dies later, there won't be anyone to collect her body.

Wow hahaha…

I am such a good person! "

After thinking about the use of the fireball talisman, Yan Xiaoyao went to sleep with a smile on his face.

Xiao Hei was relieved to see that he finally agreed to go to sleep.

Just now, I saw Yan Xiaoyao talking to himself in the air, his face changing expressions like in Sichuan opera, and he would giggle from time to time.

That weird look scared Xiao Hei a lot.

I was afraid that my unscrupulous owner had gone mad. If he couldn't bear it anymore and committed suicide, then my life as a cat would be hopeless.

What Yan Xiaoyao didn't know was that when he obtained Xiao Hei, the system had automatically signed a master-servant contract between Yan Xiaoyao and Xiao Hei.

If Yan Xiaoyao died, Xiao Hei would also be dead.

Of course, if Xiao Hei died accidentally, Yan Xiaoyao would be fine.

So, when Xiao Hei saw Yan Xiaoyao acting crazy alone just now, he was so scared that he didn't even dare to meow.

I was afraid that I would accidentally irritate Yan Xiaoyao.