Chapter 103: The silly Xu Damao is in pain
Chapter 103: The silly Xu Damao is in pain
Xu Damao spent the entire afternoon in the Propaganda Department.
As soon as the announcement of the end of get off work was made, he rushed to the courtyard.
As soon as he entered the yard, his donkey face was filled with a gloating smile.
He shouted at the top of his voice, "Hey, everyone come over here and listen! Today, our second uncle, Liu Haizhong, made a big fool of himself in the factory!"
Then, Xu Damao started to dance with great excitement.
"Haha, you didn't see it, Uncle Er was surrounded by everyone in the cafeteria at noon today.
I heard that he actually made a big joke in Director Yang's office. Oh my, that scene was absolutely amazing!"
Xu Damao became more and more excited as he spoke, and his voice became louder and louder.
"I don't know what Uncle Liu Haizhong ate this morning. He couldn't hold it in in Director Yang's office and just pooped right there! This really pissed Director Yang off.
You see, isn't Liu Haizhong usually quite good at showing off? Now he has really lost all his face!"
"Ha ha......"
At this time, people in the yard gradually gathered around, some looked surprised, and some couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh.
Xu Damao looked at everyone's reactions, feeling so proud, and continued to tell the story vividly, as if this was the happiest thing in his life.
snort......
Liu Haizhong, I wonder if you dare to act like a leader in front of me again. Do you really think you are so awesome just because you are the boss in the yard?
You scold me all day long for no reason. Do you really think I am the Liu Guangfu brothers in your family?
If I don't make you lose face today, I will no longer be called Xu Damao.
When Sha Zhu got off work, he was thinking about delivering food to Yi Zhonghai, only then he realized that he had forgotten to tell the aunt that Yi Zhonghai was in the hospital.
As soon as I got off work, I ran away. I planned to go back and tell the auntie and ask her to make something delicious for the uncle in the evening so that I could take him to the hospital.
Unexpectedly, he ran into Liu Haizhong on the way.
Liu Haizhong has become the laughing stock of the entire factory because of the diarrhea he had in Director Yang's office that morning.
As soon as he got off work, he slipped away and just wanted to sneak back home and hide.
He was afraid that if he returned late, he would be pointed at by people in the yard, which would damage his image as the second uncle.
When Liu Haizhong met Sha Zhu, he was stunned for a moment.
Then, he immediately remembered that if Sha Zhu had not dawdled for a while at noon, he would not have been surrounded by his fellow workers.
Suddenly, he vented all the resentment that had been accumulated for a day on Sha Zhu.
He blamed Sha Zhu for making him lose face and started scolding Sha Zhu.
But Sha Zhu was in a terrible mood because his goddess Qin Huairu had been hanging around Yan Xiaoyao all day long during this period, and he had been repeatedly defeated in his fights with Yan Xiaoyao. How could he tolerate Liu Haizhong? He started to curse at him immediately.
The two of them quarreled all the way back to the courtyard and just stepped into the yard.
Then he saw Xu Damao standing in the yard, using his hoarse voice and gesticulating as he described the embarrassing incident of Liu Haizhong defecating in Director Yang's office.
Sha Zhu immediately said to Liu Haizhong with a gloating look.
"Haha, Uncle, take a look.
Xu Damao is just trying to promote your product! Shouldn't you go and thank him?"
After hearing this, Liu Haizhong glared at Sha Zhu fiercely.
With gritted teeth, he walked towards Xu Damao, who was speaking attentively with saliva flying.
Good guy!
Originally, Liu Haizhong's anger was directed at Sha Zhu.
As a result, Xu Damao used his taunting skill to the maximum, instantly attracting all of Liu Haizhong's hatred.
When the onlookers saw Liu Haizhong, the person involved, coming, they all fell silent due to the usual majesty of the three managers in the yard.
He just looked at Xu Damao who was still performing with a sympathetic look on his face, his eyes full of pity.
I thought to myself, Liu Haizhong is such a face-conscious person that he would argue with others over trivial matters until he was red in the face.
What Xu Damao did today must have pissed off the Second Uncle!
Seeing that the audience had stopped laughing, Xu Damao thought that his speech was not exciting enough, so he immediately worked even harder in his explanation.
At this time, Liu Haizhong had already walked behind Xu Damao with a dark face.
Without saying a word, he raised his foot and kicked Xu Damao hard in the butt.
Xu Damao was caught off guard and was kicked to the ground by Liu Haizhong with great force, falling flat on his face.
After getting up, I thought about how I had embarrassed myself in front of everyone.
He suddenly became angry and turned around and started fighting with Liu Haizhong.
After all, Liu Haizhong had been doing physical labor for many years and was very strong. After a few punches, he made Xu Damao beg for mercy.
Xu Damao caught a glimpse of Sha Zhu who was gloating over someone else's misfortune.
Suddenly, his eyes rolled and a bad idea came to his mind.
While running away in fear, he provoked Liu Haizhong.
"Second uncle, you can't just hit me! This idiot Zhu is not a good guy either.
I heard that if Sha Zhu hadn't delayed you at noon today, you wouldn't have been surrounded by your co-workers. Look, this guy is still making trouble beside you! Why don't you deal with him quickly? "
Then he further provoked, "Hey, Uncle, you must be scared by the beating from Sha Zhu at noon, so now you only dare to take it out on me and not touch him!"
Liu Haizhong, who was angry, suddenly looked up in the direction Xu Damao pointed.
Hey......
It is said that there are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames!
I saw that the idiot Sha Zhu stopped fighting when he saw the two men, and he was still happily pointing the fingers at them from the side.
"Hey, Uncle, are you able to do this? Hit Xu Damao's kidneys right away!"
"And Xu Damao, you are such a loser. You can't even beat an old man like Liu Haizhong. You are such a rubbish!"
Hearing Sha Zhu's incendiary words, Liu Haizhong's eyes instantly turned red.
I couldn't help but think of what happened at noon.
Suddenly, Liu Haizhong took advantage of Sha Zhu's inattention and kicked him in the crotch.
"Oh......"
Sha Zhu let out a scream, "Oh!", and collapsed to the ground, holding his crotch. He rolled on the ground in pain, cold sweat pouring down his forehead.
Yan Xiaoyao and Qin Huairu had been following Liu Haizhong and Sha Zhu, but the two were so engrossed in cursing that they didn't notice them.
I followed and watched the jokes along the way.
After I came in, I didn’t expect there would be even more exciting performances.
Yan Xiaoyao quickly pulled Qin Huairu to the side to watch the fun.
It was not until I heard Shazhu's scream that I couldn't help but laugh.
Ha ha......
If you don’t know, you would think that Shazhu is a rooster that has become a spirit!
Lying on the ground, shouting "Oh-oh-oh" continuously.
Seeing Sha Zhu's miserable state, Xu Damao quickly got up from the ground, rushed up and started punching and kicking Sha Zhu.
He even said to Liu Haizhong cheerfully: "Second Uncle, I am here to help you get revenge and vent your anger!"
I thought to myself: Hehe, you deserve the bad luck today. I think that since Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady and the dead old woman are both away today, who can come to save you?
How could Liu Haizhong have the heart to care about Xu Damao at this moment!
At this moment, everyone in the yard was pointing at them, and people outside the yard even ran in to watch the fun.
Feeling really embarrassed, he quickly ran home and hid himself.
Sha Zhu was almost knocked unconscious by Liu Haizhong's kick, and it took him a while to recover.
I finally understood why Xu Damao rolled on the ground every time I kicked him.
But it really hurts...
When he looked up, he found that Xu Damao, this grandson, actually dared to ride on him and attack him.
Suddenly, he became furious and threw Xu Damao to the ground with force, then kicked Xu Damao hard in the crotch twice.
Let him feel the pain with you.
“Ouch…
Xu Damao immediately covered his crotch, rolled on the ground in pain, and kept cursing.
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