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Dou Tang let out a long breath.
[True Evil Spirits (Purified): 6]
Finally, it's all over.
Although he didn't obtain the soul of the Great God Ito, the current gains are already more than enough. Considering that a real evil spirit can be exchanged for 100 clone candies, he has made a fortune this time.
You can buy some new skins or abilities now!
So he quickly started browsing the online store.
Unexpectedly, upon opening the store, I was greeted by a border made of candy canes, inside which was... a rather strange-looking skin.
【Magic Dragon】
[Limited-Time Special Offer: 5 Real Evil Spirits]
...A magical dragon?
No, wait a minute...
Dou Tang carefully examined the skin in the frame. The Fall Guy in the frame was wearing a headgear similar to the wolf head suit, but its shape was that of a silly-looking long-necked dragon.
Look closely... wait, why are the dragon's eyes still crossed?
Not just the headgear, this skin also includes the lower body, transforming the Fall Guy into a goofy giant dragon with a pair of cute pink wings on his back.
The entire outfit is light blue with a hint of pink, the dragon horns are round and plump, and the hands and feet are wrapped up to resemble chubby dragon claws.
But... it looks both cute and funny.
The price was a bit outrageous, and out of curiosity, Dou Tang clicked on the skin's details page.
【Magic Dragon】
Skill 1: I threw up, what about you guys?
[The dragon head atop the weapon unleashes a breath of dragon fire, with a range of fifteen meters, destroying everything in its path. It has a three-minute cooldown and can only be used while this skin is equipped.]
[Skill 2: Takeoff from Wuhu]
[Spread your wings and soar through the air! No cooldown; usable only while this skin is equipped.]
Skill 3: Not unlocked
[Price: 5 True Evil Spirits]
[Note: Payment cannot be made with any soul other than a real evil spirit.]
To be honest, I was instantly smitten.
Putting aside the strange, locked skill, just the first two skills alone made Dou Tang want to buy this skin.
First of all, this skin is... very stylish. Although it's still a bit silly and cute, compared to other skins, it's the best of the best.
Secondly, the skills are really strong, with a 15-meter-long fire breath and the ability to fly... it's just that the skill name is a bit strange.
If you don't buy this, are you even human?
Dou Tang, almost panting, pressed the buy button. He had already looked at most of the products in the store, and after considering everything, none of them were as good as this one.
As for equipment like the Wolf Head Set, it is essentially an auxiliary item and has some limitations, such as the fact that the Clone Candy Bean can no longer be used after being used three times.
But this is different. Breath and flight are both very useful skills, and you only need to wait for the breath to cool down.
Flying is the most useful thing; Dou Tang knows firsthand how much convenience soaring through the air brings.
For example, when he was traveling through the mountains to exorcise demons in the countryside, he often lamented that he wished he could fly.
Pressing the buy button, the five siren heads that had previously sunk into the milkshake were pulled up again and thrown into the air in front of Dou Tang.
An invisible giant hammer crashed down.
"Hey!"
Amidst the clanging and clattering, the slender skeletal bodies were shattered, then kneaded into a metallic sphere by an invisible hand, stretching and elongating until it formed a completely new shape.
The body of a jelly bean.
Then, a milkshake with a sweet aroma flew up and splashed onto the body, turning it into a dreamy light blue and pink color, with the two colors gradually spreading across the body.
Chapter 5: A dragon drove its car and ran over his face!
The wolf-headed jelly bean's body gradually sank into the milkshake ocean, while the magical dragon jelly bean floating in the air slowly opened its eyes.
The dragon eye above his head suddenly sharpened, looking fierce and ruthless.
Then, the dragon head tilted back and let out a loud dragon roar.
"Roar--"
"Wuhu——"
Of course, the standard Wuhu accent from Fall Guys is indispensable.
Dou Tang looked at his soft, chubby paws with satisfaction. With a thought, his white, fluffy paws suddenly solidified and became hard.
[Muscle formation]
His body tensed up, and the round, chubby jelly bean transformed into a burly, muscular man. In this state, he looked somewhat like an ultimate creature wearing a mascot costume... In short, it was very incongruous.
In this state, the dragon suit's neck becomes even shorter, resting on the strong man's head. The dragon's eyes and the Fall Guy's eyes stare forward together, exuding the ferocity of a carnivore's predatory intent before hunting.
The dragon head roared, spewing out a large amount of red flames from its mouth. A fire line fifteen meters long appeared in the air, and the air around the flames twisted and trembled.
The dragon wings behind him suddenly exploded, like a butterfly breaking free from its cocoon. A pair of wings with a wingspan of five meters appeared on Dou Tang's back. At the same time, several illusory pieces of skin fell from the sky and quickly disappeared into light.
The dragon's wings were pale blue, covered with fine, eerie patterns that were glowing. This was definitely not something from the original Fall Guys game.
But Dou Tang was very satisfied. He had already canceled his levitation state, flapped his wings, and an unusual airflow was generated from the membrane wings. The patterns on the wings brightened with each flap.
Logically speaking, if an adult human wanted to fly without external power and relying solely on their wings, those wings would need to reach a wingspan of ten meters even with extremely low weight.
Fall Guy is much heavier than a human, but these dragon wings can still support him. This is obviously not powered by the dragon wings themselves; the shimmering patterns on the membrane wings are probably the source of the power.
After doing all this, Dou Tang began to examine the two crowns he had obtained.
Two golden crowns appeared in the void. Dou Tang reached out and touched them, and the two crowns shone with bright light.
One of the structures was carved with small police siren horns and mummy-like skeletons.
The other one is covered with reliefs in the shapes of aquatic plants and bones, and the sharp corner at the front is split in two, turning into slender fangs.
[Siren-shaped crown]
In the mountains of Kamogawa City, Siren Heads, born of fantasy, roam, gazing towards Tokyo, constantly yearning to kill the protagonist of the game—that is, you.
[Warning alarm sounded]
As an urban legend, you draw power from people's fantasies. Your howls resonate with nearby objects, destroying fragile materials after prolonged resonance.
【Ito Crown】
According to ancient legend, a wild boar returning home shed a tear at its former burrow before rushing into the sea. Thereafter, it sank into the shallows and was worshipped as a deity.
Moving mountains and swallowing seas
As the deity who created the valley, you will gain near-eternal superhuman strength, a power that has reached the pinnacle of evil. Within the barrier of resentment, your power is sufficient to alter the terrain.
Upon seeing the abilities granted by these two crowns, Dou Tang in reality suddenly opened his eyes.
Why is Lu Zizhen pouting in front of me?
Without a second thought, Dou Tang jumped up, his joy swelling within him.
"Great!!"
Lu Zizhen was startled by his extremely rare and insane behavior. Before her pouting lips could recover, she stared at him with wide eyes, looking at him in disbelief.
Dou Tang jumped up, waving his arms up and down: "Yay! Great! That's awesome!"
Lu Zizhen slowly returned to normal, and asked blankly, "You...you're not sick, are you? Or are you having an attack?"
"Uh." Dou Tang was taken aback. "Why are you here? Where's Huaiyin?"
"Ahem, Huaiyin went downstairs to eat with your classmate Kume Chika, and I... I came up to see you!" Lu Zizhen quickly wiped her mouth and replied, looking a little embarrassed.
Dou Tang grinned smugly like a child: "Hehe...watch closely!"
Then, he jumped off the bed, barefoot, and struck a strange pose. His right hand was on his belt, while his left hand slid down from above as if it were on some square object, passing right over his belt.
"Oh, oh, oh!" Lu Zizhen wagged her finger: "Is that Den-O's transformation pose?"
Dou Tang nodded and exclaimed with great pride, "Very good!"
Pale blue and pink light emerged from the void, and his figure expanded in the light. Then the light dissipated, and a Fall Guy dressed in a dragon costume appeared in the room.
Lu Zizhen's mouth was big enough to fit an egg.
The giant dragon jelly bean jumped twice in place, stretched, finished its warm-up, and headed towards Lu Zizhen's side.
He leaned forward a bit.
Lu Zizhen's eyes practically sparkled: "Oh my god! A dragon, a dragon! Is the new skin really that cool?!"
Dou Tang was clearly pleased with his good friend's praise. He proudly raised his head and posed with his arms bent.
"call!"
The shattered membrane wings turned into points of light in the air. The liberated dragon wings spread wide, and the five-meter wingspan seemed to fill the entire room!
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh!" Lu Zizhen jumped off the bed and began to touch up and down the details of the giant dragon Fall Guy.
"Hey, the claws are soft! Let me see the wings... No, no, no, you don't need to turn around, I'll just go around them. Hehe, they're so soft..."
Lu Zizhen kept circling around Dou Tang, touching this and that, and occasionally pinching it.
“Wuhu Wuhu…” Dou Tang felt a little itchy and stomped his foot.
Lu Zizhen turned around and looked at Dou Tang's waist, then lowered her body slightly.
"Let me see... Hey, can you take your clothes off? Can't you? But there are clearly gaps in the fabric here, let me feel..."
Just then, the door suddenly made a creaking sound as the electronic lock opened.
Dou Tang's mind went blank for a moment. The secrecy of his identity made him subconsciously deactivate his transformation and revert to his human form.
Lu Zizhen, who was clutching her belt, suddenly took a deep breath.
As Huaiyin and Kume Chinatsu were talking, they pushed open the door and entered.
"Kume-neechan, brother is probably still sleeping, so we grabbed the game console and went out... out out out..."
Huaiyin blushed and stammered as she repeated the last syllable from the previous sentence, looking at the scene in the room.
Chinatsu Kume's eyes widened as well.
Dou Tang lowered his head in confusion.
Oh... Little Dou Tang is quite clever... no, wait a minute.
Lu Zizhen bent over in a rather charming gesture, one hand on Dou Tang's abdomen, and the other hand pulling on Dou Tang's waistband, pulling it outwards along with his pajamas and underwear.
Her face flushed, her eyes sparkling, and she looked up to meet Dou Tang's gaze.
The scene is like a couple secretly...secretly meeting while the younger sister is not back.
"Woo——"
The cat, Huaiyin, immediately grinned, its face full of grievance, and let out a mournful cry.
Chapter 6 Three women and one drama
Dou Tang stood there, mouth agape, in a daze. In the past life of this virgin, he had never had any ambiguous relationship with any woman. His previous life consisted only of his family and evil spirits. Of course, later only evil spirits remained.
There are also some everyday games.
He has been avoiding social interaction because it would only bring him more trouble. Everyone who gets close to him eventually gets involved in evil events, so he enjoys playing games.
In other words, despite his extensive experience, his logical approach to handling this situation is... zero.
Therefore, Lu Zizhen could clearly feel that his whole body was tense due to tension, and even the little Dou Tang exposed to the air showed signs of raising its head slightly.
She took another deep breath, then realized that the intense scent so close to her was too stimulating for her, and she almost lost her balance.
Dou Tang could feel the hand pressing on her lower abdomen applying slight pressure; Lu Zizhen was struggling to stay upright.
"Waaah..." Huaiyin sniffed, standing there looking aggrieved and helpless.