Siheyuan: Seventeen-year-old He Yuzhu

Chapter 221 Exploding the Dung Pit

The children saw the rain coming back with a bag in their hands, which was full of firecrackers.

"Yushui, you bought so much again."

Yu Shui raised the bag in her hand and said with a smile, "I was afraid that there wouldn't be enough for so many people, so I bought a little more."

"Don't wait, let's get started."

Yan Jiefang said, "Rainwater, Jia Zhang has gone to the toilet. Should we wait until she comes back before we release the fire?"

Yu Shui nodded, "Okay."

She said to Xu Damao, "Brother Damao, please wait for a moment, and then we will see how we blow up Jia Zhang's family and that's it."

Xu Damao felt relieved when he saw that they were really going for the Jia family.

He said at this time: "I have a better idea, do you want to listen to it?"

“Definitely fun.”

Yu Shui said, "What's the idea?"

The other children also looked at Xu Damao.

Xu Damao had a strange smile on his face, "I wonder if you have ever played with a dung pit explosion?"

“I used to play it when I was a kid.”

"Believe me, it's definitely fun."

The children seemed to be interested, as if it sounded interesting.

But, isn’t it a bit too dirty?

Yan Jiefang said: "What if this gets your clothes dirty?"

The other children were also worried about this problem, and they felt sick at the thought of getting shit on them.

Xu Damao said: "This shows that your experience is not good enough."

"After the firecrackers are lit, they don't explode immediately. You need to wait two or three seconds."

"In this time, can't we just run a little further?"

The children nodded repeatedly after listening, and they all felt that what Xu Damao said made sense.

He Yushui frowned slightly. As soon as Xu Damao heard that Jia Zhang was going to the toilet, he suggested to blow up the pit. Wasn't he going for her?

When He Yushui thought about the scene that would happen next, he shuddered. It was too disgusting.

Yan Jiefang asked again: "But Jia Zhang is still in the toilet. Will it be okay if we blow it up?"

Xu Damao said: "Although the firecrackers make a loud noise, they are actually very weak. If we throw them into the manure pit at the back, it won't affect the ones at the front."

"Don't worry."

Although he said this, in fact, he was thinking in his heart, of course something must happen to Jia Zhang, otherwise what would I gain?

The children were still a little hesitant and looked at He Yushui, wanting to hear her opinion.

He Yushui didn't want to get involved in this matter, so he handed the bag of firecrackers to Yan Jiefang and said, "You guys play with Brother Damao. I remembered that Kongkong hasn't been fed yet, so I'll go back first."

Having said that, he went home.

Leaning against the window, looking at what's happening outside.

Xu Damao said: "You guys don't dare? You don't even have this much courage. You are far worse than I was when I was a kid."

When the children heard this, they said, "Who said we don't dare? Let's blow it up, it's no big deal."

Xu Damao showed a proud smile and said, "How about this, you two compete later, whoever makes the loudest explosion will get two yuan to buy more firecrackers to play with."

When the children heard this, they became even more excited.

They all ran towards the toilet.

Came to the manure pit at the back.

It was winter now, and the surface of the pit was covered with ice, leaving only a small area where firecrackers could be thrown in.

Xu Damao was hiding far away, waiting to watch the fun, and said, "Let's start."

Yan Jiefang was the first to step forward. He thought that whoever made the loudest explosion would get two dollars, which was a huge sum of money for him.

Must get it.

He took aim first, then lit the firecracker in his hand and threw it hard, just right to a place where there was no ice.

The firecrackers fell in.

The children stepped back dozens of steps and stared at the pool.

Bubbles were coming out of that place.

hum!

There was a muffled sound in the pool, and a larger bubble appeared above and then exploded.

The children looked at this scene and were stunned for a moment. Is that it?

That’s all the commotion?

Then they all laughed out loud.

"Jiefang, you can't do this. Are you kidding me with this little noise?"

"It's just like someone farted. It's not noisy at all."

"Jiefang, it seems you won't get the two dollars."

Yan Jiefang's face turned red from everyone's laughter. "What happened just now doesn't count. I'll do it all once."

"I just don't believe it. It won't make a big fuss."

This time he chose a bigger firecracker and threw it in.

Two seconds later, there was a slight movement in the manure pit, and the sewage floating on the surface exploded in all directions, but the range was only a small area, and it seemed to have no lethality.

The children laughed again.

"This time it's awesome, it's a loud fart."

"Haha, Jiefang, are you showing us what it's like when you go to the toilet? First a muffled one, then a louder one, it's so funny."

Yan Jiefang was embarrassed, annoyed, and angry. "Come if you have the guts. You just laugh at me. Maybe your voices are not even as loud as mine."

The children said, “Come on.”

In the toilet, Jia Zhang was a little constipated. She squatted for a long time but couldn't defecate. Just when she felt something, she heard a muffled sound, and the feeling disappeared all of a sudden.

He cursed in a low voice: "Damn it, I just felt something and it went down again."

Jia Zhang could only continue squatting. After a while, the feeling came back and she heard another sound, this time it was crisper, just like having diarrhea.

As soon as her attention was diverted, the feeling disappeared again.

"Fuck, why don't I just kill you."

My legs were a little numb, but I still couldn't defecate, and my stomach was uncomfortable, so I could only continue to wait.

Outside, Xu Damao saw that the two movements were too small and could not achieve the effect he wanted.

If we throw them in one by one, they will probably all be the same, which would be boring.

He called the children over and said, "Don't throw them one by one. Throw more each time. That way it will be more interesting."

"As long as you make a lot of noise, I'll give you one dollar each."

There are about ten children here, and one dollar per person is not too much. As long as the effect Xu Damao wants can be achieved, it doesn’t matter.

When the children heard that each of them would get one dollar, although it was less than the two dollars they had just received, no one could guarantee that they would be the one with the loudest voice, so this way they could guarantee to get one dollar, so they all agreed.

They lined up, stood at the edge of the pit, lit the fuses of the firecrackers in their hands together, and threw them towards the place where there was no ice.

At once, more than a dozen firecrackers went off.

One of them was not thrown in and fell on the ice.

While the firecrackers didn't explode, they immediately threw a second round.

Then run away quickly and hide far away.