Siheyuan: After I moved in, the compound became a mess

Chapter 330 Banggeng helps Xu Damao deal with Shazhu

Just as Xu Damao was daydreaming, Banggeng came over leisurely.

"Xu Damao, are you serious about buying me candy?"

Bang Geng stood next to the projector and asked with a frown on his face.

Xu Damao was amused when he heard this: "Nonsense, I am an adult, how can I fool a kid like you? I must be free during the New Year."

Bang Geng's expression softened when he heard this: "Okay, can you buy me some White Rabbit candy?"

"Hey, how can you talk like that, begging for food and yet you complain about it being rotten?!" Xu Damao was displeased when he heard that. He had originally been thinking of bringing back a few pieces of rice from somewhere during the New Year to give to Bang Geng, and then planning to harm Sha Zhu.

But the plan hasn't been figured out yet, and Banggeng is already getting excited.

"Okay, if you don't buy it for me, I'll go find Sha Zhu." Bang Geng sniffed twice, turned around and was about to walk towards Sha Zhu's house.

When Xu Damao heard that Banggeng was going to find Shazhu, he was stunned for a moment, then quickly reached out and pulled him back.

"You're a good person, aren't you? I've said a few words to you and you don't even want to listen. It's just White Rabbit milk candy. I'll let you eat it before the New Year. That's all right, right?" Xu Damao laughed. "Now tell me, was it Sha Zhu who taught you to throw a brick at my head?!"

Bang Geng rolled his eyes and nodded happily.

Xu Damao pressed hard on his head and grimaced in pain.

"Damn it, this idiot Shazhu is such a worthless guy. Normally he would argue with others and insult them, but now he has become so evil. I can't forgive him."

Xu Damao lowered his head and pondered for a moment. When he looked up, a smile appeared on his face again. "Hey, Banggeng, are you hungry? Do you want to eat a sweet potato?"

Banggeng thought he had heard it wrong. What did Xu Damao ask him just now? Do you want to eat sweet potatoes?

I missed it so much that I wanted to eat it all night.

But he didn't dare ask Qin Huairu. He had to sell twenty bowls of tea to get a sweet potato, and he knew that Qin Huairu would never buy it for him.

"Xu Damao, are you going to buy me some sweet potatoes?"

Bang Geng's eyes lit up, and he looked at Xu Damao as if he were looking at a naked young girl. "Don't lie to me, or I won't let you go."

Xu Damao glared at him and said, "Hey, you dare to try this on me, kid? I'm telling you, you're still young. You can eat sweet potatoes if you want, but you can't eat them for free. I have a condition."

"You said, as long as I can do it."

Banggeng's mind can only accommodate sweet potatoes now, and he doesn't want to think about anything else.

Xu Damao chuckled and pointed towards Shazhu: "See Shazhu over there? Several people are drinking tea there. They will have to go to your mother's place to buy some. You go sit behind the pillar over there, and when he passes by, reach out and trip him. It would be best if you trip him and he falls into the crowd of women."

"When you're done, come and get money from me to buy sweet potatoes. Go ahead."

Xu Damao signaled with his eyes that Banggeng should charge forward boldly.

Banggeng frowned and pondered for a while: "Buy me some sweet potatoes first, then I'll go."

"You can go if you want, or not. If you don't want to go, forget it."

Xu Damao crossed his legs and said, "Don't forget the White Rabbit candies in the future."

Banggeng licked his lips and turned like a loyal dog, then walked towards Shazhu's house.

Sure enough, Banggeng hid behind the pillar designated by Xu Damao, and his little eyes stared at Shazhu's every move.

There were five people in total at the door of Sha Zhu's house, including Yi Zhonghai and his wife. A thermos could at most pour six teacups, but there was no tea left by now.

He wanted to wait for Yi Zhonghai to buy it, but there was no movement on the side, so Sha Zhu had to get up and leave with the thermos.

Silly Zhu was carrying the thermos and walking around left and right, completely unaware of the stick behind the pillar.

Just as Shazhu was approaching the steps under the pillar, Banggeng suddenly stretched out his foot.

Shazhu was caught off guard. He didn't even see Banggeng until he fell out. The thermos in his hand flew out and he slipped out as well.

As luck would have it, he pounced on the group of young wives and old women in the next yard.

The old woman screamed and Shazhu fell miserably.

Seeing that his attack was successful, Bang Geng immediately turned around and slipped back to Xu Damao.

Xu Damao was very satisfied. He took out the money and handed it to Banggeng with a smile. Banggeng took the money and turned around and ran towards Yu Li's sweet potato stall.

After falling down the stairs, Sha Zhu was so dizzy that he couldn't get up for a long time. Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui came running over in a hurry and helped him up from the left and right.

At this time, Wang Dabao, Yi Zhonghai, He Yushui and others also arrived.

Sha Zhu also regained some consciousness, but he really couldn't explain how he fell down. He just felt that he was tripped by something, and then he took off.

Fortunately, no young woman was hit by it, otherwise it would be hard to explain.

This was a pity for Xu Damao, as he was hoping that Sha Zhu would throw himself into the arms of some young wife or old woman, but in the end, this loser Sha Zhu actually went under the feet of a group of women.

"Silly Zhu, you should be more careful when you walk. Look how scared you made the female comrades."

Xu Damao rushed over in two or three steps and started to scold the confused Sha Zhu, "Now that I see you didn't do it on purpose, I won't say anything about you. You said you are a bachelor and you don't look at the road when you walk, but can you walk around female comrades? What are you thinking?"

Shazhu's head is still buzzing, and he can't keep up with Xu Damao's rebuttal.

However, Yan Bugui said a few fair words.

"It's ok, Damao, Shazhu didn't do it on purpose. Can't you see that he almost became stupid after falling? If it was more serious, he would really become Shazhu."

He Yushui stepped forward and looked at Shazhu's head, then glared at Xu Damao and said, "Xu Damao, don't stand here and watch my brother's fun. If you dare to add insult to injury again, when your family gets into trouble one day, I will go to your door and bang the iron basin."

It was only because Wang Dabao was present that He Yushui spoke more politely, otherwise he would have gone up and grabbed Xu Damao by the collar.

Although Xu Damao still had his neck stiff, he still took a step back. Two years ago, he was scratched on the face by this girl when he had a fight with Sha Zhu.

"I am just stating the facts. I cannot cover up his mistakes just because he fell down."

"Xu Damao, you're still excited, aren't you?!" The deaf old lady raised her cane and pointed it at Xu Damao, trembling. "You are not a good person, and your whole family is not. Maybe you tripped my grandson when he fell."

Wang Dabao was stunned as he listened. Wow, she was insulting the whole family. You are worthy of being called a deaf old lady.

"Okay, stop arguing. Damao is right. Fortunately, he didn't hit anyone. Otherwise, how can I explain it?"

Liu Haizhong divided the group and said in a loud voice, "But this wasn't something Shazhu wanted to do. As long as he's fine, everyone should go about their business. Old Yi, help Shazhu back home, and Yushui, go find something to clean up the broken thermos."

"And you, Xu Damao, hurry back to the projector. Hurry up."

Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu who was limping as he walked happily towards the projector, thinking to himself that this two cents was well spent.