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Fu Hai was initially ashamed that he had actually reacted to her at this moment and was rubbing against her.
Judging from her tone, she didn't blame him; instead, she mostly offered comfort. Relieved, he quickly replied, "Okay! Get back safely, and we'll celebrate the holiday together tomorrow night."
After thinking about it, I felt something was amiss. Tomorrow night?
Celebrate the holiday together? You and me?
Two people?
Wait a minute, tomorrow night I still have to spend some "alone time" with Sister Butterfly and Sister Little Night. Don't ask how the three of us will spend "alone time"; he hasn't even figured that out yet.
Especially since Sister Butterfly and Sister Little Night didn't get along to begin with, and they had a history of conflict, the thought of it gave him a headache. Girl, please don't get involved!
Fu Hai wanted to refuse, but now was clearly not the time to chat.
As soon as Li Xianrui finished speaking, her sword flashed, turning retreat into advance. This sword strike blossomed into a profusion of flowers, densely packed. He could only see blooming flowers everywhere, as if a beautiful landscape painting had been woven together.
He quickly said that he should wait until he got out to explain to Miss Xianrui that he really wasn't interested in her and that he was genuinely busy the next night.
This needs to be made clear; he doesn't want the girl to misunderstand.
The woven landscape painting resembled an inverted galaxy, and the monster's body constantly emitted radiance.
It staggered backward, and suddenly, one of its waving arms was severed from its shoulder, dissipating into a grayish-white aura.
Within the ammonia-argon mixture, two plumes of white mist surged forth, absorbing the yin energy like sponges, and then whistled away joyfully. The monster roared, releasing increasingly more and more complex venomous substances.
Red, blue, purple... all sorts of colorful smoke curled towards Ji Xianrui.
A cold smile crept across Li Xianrui's lips. With the boy on her back protecting her with unwavering devotion, the poison had no effect whatsoever. Suddenly, as she soared through the air, a wisp of white xenon argon collided with her.
She let out a soft groan, lost her balance, and nearly got struck by the monster's other hand as she fell. A flash of the sword intercepted her, forcibly pulling her back.
The monster suddenly became aggressive again, and the xenon and hydrogen it emitted all turned into a milky white mist. Li Xianrui swayed unsteadily in this milky white mist.
Fu Hai, unaware of what had happened, continued to use his healing techniques.
But for some reason, this time he couldn't cure her poison. He could only feel her skin getting hotter and hotter, and her buttocks even moved back to welcome his friction.
The pervasive milky mist made it difficult for the Qingnang woman, the pale-faced scholar, Chen Ai Hu, and others behind them to see clearly. However, they could still discern the sudden reversal of the situation.
Based on the gradually blurring figure, they could see that Li Xianrui and the boy on her back were in a critical situation.
Forget about continuing to kill that monster, they could barely even stand! The two of them were both knocked away by the monster.
Not only them, but even the flying ghosts became strange. They seemed to have broken free from the control of the Green Bag Woman and all flew towards the boy, constantly rubbing against his body.
"What's going on?" The pale-faced scholar quickly turned around and looked at the woman in blue robes.
They were all counting on Li Xianrui and the boy on her back. Just when they thought they were about to escape danger, a sudden change in their situation filled them with fear once again.
"Why can't that kid cure this poison?" The pale-faced scholar's expression turned grim. "Damn it!" The woman with the green pouch also went berserk, grabbing her hair with both hands, "It's Yin poison! Silver poison?"
Zhu Xiuhui and Zhao Xiangmei looked at her in confusion. Lacking experience in the martial arts world, they couldn't understand why Young Master Fu could help their senior sister get rid of all kinds of poisons, but was ineffective against this so-called gold and silver poison.
The pale-faced scholar and Chen Ai-hu instantly changed color... Yin poison?
They never expected that at the last moment, the monster would come up with this way to turn the tide.
As is widely known, according to the established settings of numerous martial arts novels throughout history, Yin Poison is not a poison!
It's a powerful tonic!
Chapter 142 As everyone knows, silver poison is not a poison.
Poison is a foreign substance that enters the human body and damages its organs.
However, it is impossible to regard all foreign objects that enter the body as toxins. Otherwise, people need to eat to maintain bodily functions and replenish nutrients. Does that mean that all the food they eat is poison?
Yin poison differs from other poisons because it doesn't damage the body's internal organs; it merely stimulates the human instinct for reproduction. Ultimately, humans are animals, and reproduction is their most basic instinct.
For the sake of reproduction, anything is possible, even at any cost; this applies to both humans and animals.
Everything in the universe is neither inherently good nor evil. What is useful to people is good, and what is useless to people is bad. Even things that are clearly medicine can be harmful; those that directly damage the body and shorten lifespan are poisons, while those that bring benefits are tonics. Yin poison, though called poison, is actually a powerful tonic.
It can "boost" the instincts of a certain part of the human body to the extreme, but too much of a good thing is bad. If this boost is not released when it reaches its limit, it will lead to the explosion of qi and blood and death.
Therefore, it is a highly toxic substance that is both potent and nourishing.
Fu Hai, after all, didn't have much experience in the martial arts world and didn't understand why this poison was different.
He saw that Xianrui's face was flushed, her body was burning hot, and she was swaying unsteadily. Not only was it difficult for her to circulate her internal energy, but she also seemed to be in a daze. He felt that this poison was particularly potent, so he hurriedly continued to use his female medical expertise to help her detoxify.
He tried to feel inside her clothes, rubbing and kneading, but the poison was too potent. Even with his efforts, her condition did not improve; in fact, it seemed to be worsening.
Even more strangely, the ghosts sent by the Green Bag Woman to assist them started acting strangely. These ghosts, which were originally surrounded by multicolored xenon and argon, now appeared as white mist.
Now everything was milky white, and they couldn't see clearly anymore. They just didn't know why, but they all pounced on him and rubbed against him. As a result, he also began to be affected by the milky gas they had brought, and his body became hot and his mouth became dry.
He felt a powerful energy surging through his desires, converging on a certain part of his body, making that place even stronger. Sensing his power and majesty, the beauty he held like an octopus let out a soft, indescribable moan.
"This won't do!" the Green Bag Woman screamed through the mist. "We're really doomed this time. They can't break this Yin poison. We have no way to get through!"
The pale-faced scholar also had his brows furrowed.
Li Xianrui's skill was superior to theirs; even she was affected by this Yin poison, and they were unable to break through the milky white xenon-argon mixture.
The monster was already riddled with holes, just a few final blows away, but the sudden reversal plunged them into despair once more. He pondered deeply: "This zombie's yin poison seems to affect both men and women. Unless one is neither man nor woman..."
Suddenly, an angry voice came from beside him: "Lend me your judge's pen." The pale-faced scholar turned his head: "Huh?"
Chen Ai Hu Ting looked at the increasingly intense milky-white xenon argon: "Lend me your judge's pen."
The pale-faced scholar's heart stirred slightly, and he handed over his pair of judge's pens. Chen Ai Hu grabbed the judge's pens and walked forward: "Let me out."
The woman from the Green Bag exclaimed "Ah!" and let him out of the fog barrier that was protecting them.
Then they saw Chen Aihu grab the judge's pen, roar as he charged toward the monster amidst the thick, milky-white xenon argon.
He looked short, but at this moment he resembled an enraged lion, suddenly leaping onto the monster and stabbing the judge's pen into the monster's already broken and fragmented cracks.
While intercepting it, he cursed loudly, "What kind of yin poison is this? Yin my ass! Show me some effect, you fucking show me some effect!" As the monster roared, its flesh further disintegrated, crumbling into pieces.
It swept up large amounts of milky white hydrogen, covering the crazed, short, fat dwarf, but it seemed to only provoke more anger.
"Ah!" the monster screamed in agony. Its body, which was originally twice the height of a person, was now reduced to less than a person's height.
Only then did everyone realize that it was indeed a female zombie. The reason it looked tall earlier was simply because it was a shell formed by the superposition of yin energy and the bones of many other people.
At this moment, all the corpses had shattered, and the female zombie was like a clam shell that had been peeled open, revealing tender flesh. She wriggled and crawled under Chen Ai Hu, making various pleas and cries.
The pale-faced scholar and the woman with the blue bag were dumbfounded. No one had expected that the one who would save everyone in the end would be Brother Dwarf Tiger. Li Xianrui, with her sword hanging from her back, was held by the boy and knelt on one knee.
She gasped for breath, staring speechlessly at the female zombie who was now as weak as a snail, and Chen Ai Hu, who was straddling the female zombie's back, roaring and thrusting the judge's pen downwards.
In fact, the yin poison of this female zombie is extremely terrifying.
The reason she was able to maintain her last shred of rationality was, to some extent, thanks to the boy's healing skills.
She was already infected with the yin poison, and Fu Hai himself began to be affected as well. He lay on her body and kept touching her. The physical intimacy between the man and woman almost completely tainted her.
However, Fu Hai, this expert in gynecology, also had another powerful role.
A "female psychiatrist (primary level): Through massage, acupressure, and the manipulation of the uterus, she possesses unique healing abilities for women's internal and external injuries, as well as psychological and emotional trauma."
The treatment method is unique and effective. It specializes in gynecological conditions; you have to try it.
The reason why Li Xianrui's power had previously declined was because she had lost her Dao heart.
Fu Hai's miraculous healing abilities are not limited to the physical level; they also have a special therapeutic effect on the mental level.
In fact, his healing touch did not enhance her power; it was just that after he touched her, Ji Xianrui's mind was mysteriously healed and her Dao heart was restored.
This led to the strange phenomenon that when he touched her, Ji Xianrui's power increased to the peak of the seventh realm, but when he let go, she fell back down. At this moment, Li Xianrui was poisoned by Yin, her face was red and her skin was hot, and the boy on her back was still touching her.
Normally, they would be unable to bear it any longer and would probably wish to comfort each other right now and have sex on the spot.
However, his divine touch helped her regain her Daoist heart, which allowed her to barely remain conscious and not immediately lose her mind.
She pressed down on the boy's hand, which was being vigorously rubbed inside her clothes, to stop him from moving. She knew that the poison had also taken effect on him, and silently cursed him in her heart, "What a tragedy!"
But the female zombie wasn't completely dead; she couldn't rest easy, so she relied on the boy's divine touch, guarded her Dao heart, and persevered. In his rage, Chen Ai Hu repeatedly stabbed the female zombie with his judge's pen.
The woman crawled away, crying, "I won't do it again, please let me go! I just want to live, what's wrong with wanting to live... Don't kill me... Don't kill me!"
Chen Ai Hu gripped the judge's pen with both hands, pressing down on her, but failed to deliver the final blow. He... he could actually feel it.
Chapter 143 Even the Crybaby Laughed
Chen Ai Hu came from a poor family. When he was young, his parents sold him to a group of beggars. They drugged him and turned him into a dwarf who would never grow up. The money he begged on the streets was taken by those beggars, and he couldn't even get enough to eat.
Later, I met a strange old man who idled away his days, carrying a wine gourd, lying drunk on the bridge, singing lotus flower ballads.
One night, Chen Ai Hu passed by the bridge and saw that he was so drunk that he covered him with a blanket. He sat down next to him, but he had nowhere to go and was crying from hunger.
Unexpectedly, the old man with the bow was actually a martial arts master. He took the old man away the next day, taught him martial arts for three years, and then disappeared.
Although Chen Ai Hu practiced martial arts, his childhood experiences prevented him from growing up and left him as a dwarf. Even those in the lower echelons of the martial arts world who knew martial arts lived a life of constant danger, and he was no exception.
Because of his ugly appearance, he was looked down upon wherever he went. However, he was no longer the weakling who could be bullied at will, and people spoke less and less about him.
Even being a young hero depends on looks. He can't be a chivalrous hero; he can only be a gangster. He lives today without knowing when he'll die.
At the bottom of the underworld, life consists of nothing but alcohol and women. Once, a woman got drunk and wanted to try it out with him, but he just couldn't feel anything.
The next day, the woman told others about it. He overheard them laughing at him behind his back. Enraged, he took advantage of their drunkenness and killed them all.
He was no longer willing to live a life where he was looked down upon, so he began to boast everywhere, building up his reputation as a "lecherous scoundrel".
The rumors spread more and more widely, and he became increasingly ashamed and afraid that people would find out about his impotence. He knew that people would laugh at him for this, but every time he held those women, he felt disgusted to the core.
His childhood experiences made him hate everyone. When he recalled the past, he would always think of himself crawling on the ground, crying and begging for a bite to eat.
This feeling of nausea and disgust made it impossible for him to have any close contact with anyone.
He didn't know if the problem was with him or with the world. But since everyone thought there was something wrong with people who weren't interested in that kind of thing, then it was very likely that he really was the one with the problem.
But now, he was pressing down on this small, thin woman beneath him, her tall, eerie exterior stripped away, as she lay on the ground begging for mercy. He was pressing down on this woman who was crying out that she just wanted to live.
He suddenly realized that she was just like him. Beneath the facade of a fierce wolf and a violent house, and the evil reputation that spread throughout the land, she was forever the same child who crawled by the roadside, begging everyone who passed by, just wanting to survive.