Reborn as a thief and a husband

Chapter 67

After the big move, he lost his strength and landed. Before he could catch his breath, he flew up again, and sprinted away in a random direction.

Of course, the person who wanted to frame him would not let him escape so easily. No matter which direction, it was boundless. Reptiles, as well as the boundless flowing magma under the abyss.

"Hey——!!!" He yelled at the top of his voice, "Which son of a bitch brought the young master here, come out for me——!!!"

Of course, the only response to him was the strange cry of the monster.

Nanfeng sighed, and continued his efforts: "Don't you dare to come out to see me, do you? You bastard! You bastard! Two hundred and five that don't mix water, salted egg soulless bastard!!!"

He poured out all the swear words that he thought were the most lethal, but the other party still didn't even show up.

Okay, let's play peek-a-boo with him, right? He still doesn't believe it. Since the other party has dragged him into this place, seeing that he is still alive, can he hold his breath?

Flying to the highest point he could fly, a small enchantment was placed in the air, and he lay comfortably in it and began to sleep.

When I woke up from a full sleep, I opened my eyes and saw bright red lips with bright colors. There was a faint smile on the corner of the red lips, and I couldn't tell what it meant. The narrow and cold eyes with vivid memories.

"Meet you again, little fairy, you really didn't disappoint me." The man leaned forward slightly, covering him under his shadow. The distance between them is still within reach, and he can't help but regret that he made the barrier too small.

"It really is you!" The Demon King of the Demon Realm! "What exactly do you want? You and I have no grievances, don't you think it's too much?"

The man said disapprovingly, "You are a demon and I am a demon. This is the innate enmity between you and me."

Don't be so stinky, I was a fucking human being when I was born, okay?

"Then, there are so many demons, why did you find me?"

The smile on the red and bright lips deepened: "Because, only you, the funniest..."

[092] The devil bows hard

One day, Shan accidentally saw a reader say that it is rare for Mao Nai's article to not cheat?So, on this issue, the pros and cons started a radical discussion!

Representatives of the positive side: Nanfeng, He Yan, Li, Ning Chen, Kaiji, Lu Ziye Most of them are high-ranking and wealthy people, Zhengfang urgently needs support!

Nanfeng (disdain): There's a point, I threw a spell at them all in seconds!

Cough cough, violence is prohibited, host: I am very honored, it is Shan, next, I announce that the right of the first night of Xiaoshou or Xiaogong should be handed over to the person who loves me and loves me from beginning to end, right? The point of view is yes, and the point of view of the opposite side is that it can be tolerated and should not be tolerated. Let's start the debate, Ike God!

He Yan: I think true love is a pair of people for a lifetime. If you really love each other, then, at any time, your body should be kept clean for this love. Promiscuity is not good, and it is easy to get AIDS.

Kai Ji: (applause!) Elixir (shrugs): It doesn't matter, anyway, I'm a doctor, and the golden finger can be used to bring the dead back to life. What can little AIDS do to me?

Ning Chen (indifferently): You are mistaken. What we mean is that it is best to be loyal for love, otherwise, you will be considered half-hearted and wanton. Does such a person deserve true love?

Li: (Heavy nods!) Nanfeng: (Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling?) Yin Xijing (frowning): What if there is no other choice?

Lu Ziye (raising eyebrows): It can be forgiven... (after a big gasp), but the punishment that should be given is still indispensable.

south wind:……

(Jing Momo glanced at Chen Feiyang, Chen Feiyang lowered his head, covered his mouth, pretended to cough, cough cough, you can't see me, you can't see me...) He Yan (patting the table): Where exactly are you from, Lu Ziye? ! ! !Are you an undercover agent sent by the opposition, tell me!

Lu Ziye (as immovable as a mountain): So what if it is, so what if it is not?

(The muzzle of a black hole is pressed against Lu Ziye's head) Lu Ziye (keep calm): What is it?

The host (holding a small loudspeaker and yelling: No violence! Keep harmony! If you are Chinese, don’t give me a wrong look!) Nanfeng (innocent): In fact, it is more likely that I am an undercover agent. I am still... a young What about the son... [#^_^#] He Yan (aggressive): Isn’t he your CP, isn’t he a young child?

Nan Feng (face changed): How dare he not! ! ! (Smashing the table!) Someone took a certain little mouse with fried fur into his arms, sat on his lap, and patted the fur.

So, after that, the whole hall echoed someone's whispering: Are you right? I remember you had an ex-girlfriend. Tell me the truth. Your ability to attract bees and attract butterflies is not comparable to that of my master. It's up and down, the tokens of love are all taken away, you can't do nothing to Miss Fu, Lu Ziye!If you're a man, tell me the truth!

Lu Ziye (slightly shy): When I confessed my love that day, I only knew what a... dream... (dropped a widow), how could it be possible to have anything to do with Miss Fu?

Nan Xiaofeng (thoughtful): That's right...

Chen Feiyang (suddenly raises his head and makes a sound): I agree with Jing's point of view!It doesn't have to be active derailment. Moreover, passive derailment is also conducive to highlighting the kindness of the protagonist, and it is more conducive to intensifying the conflicts between the protagonists, and highlighting the depth of love between the two to the greatest extent. Why not do it? ?

Li (smiling): Then, I would like to ask the opposing side a question. When you see the person you love the most having sex with another man, can you face it calmly with a smile?

Chen Feiyang (silent, then erupts): ...Damn it, I'm going to kill him now! (Leaving in a rage, not forgetting to drag someone away) Everyone: ...it seems that there are quite a few undercover agents.

Nanfeng (weak): I would like to ask all seniors, what does the letter NP on the introduction of our book mean?

Oh... what a pure boy.

Elixir (appearance of someone who came here): It means that you will meet many, many handsome guys in the future!Then have a sauce with them...Huh?Murderous!

Mo Yuanxun (darkly threatening): Who dares to touch a single hair of his! (Hold someone into his arms) Nan Feng: Uh... I suddenly remembered that the faucet was left on at home...

Lu Ziye: It's late!Where did that damn mountain go!

Host (quietly fleeing) Audience: Calm down, calm down...

[The host argues weakly: Shanshan is a human being, so the quantifier 'seat' cannot be used...] Lu Ziye (stands up quietly without showing any weakness): I dare.

As a result, there was a flash of swords and swords, accompanied by various voices of cheering and shouting.

[The host who escaped back at some point: This is the difference between a man and a woman. A woman's first reaction when seeing her man fighting is to go up and persuade him to fight. A man's first reaction when seeing his man fighting is: Damn you can't lose!Beat him up! 】Result: a tie.

Mo Yuanxun (laughing): When you meet your opponent, can you have a drink with me?It's really not easy to cultivate at such a young age, I admire it!

Lu Ziye (smiling): Senior, please.

A group of people dragged their families away...to far away...

The opposing side clears the field.

Zhengfang: So...we won?

So they happily formed gangs to find a place to have dinner and celebrate.

He Yan (asking Ning Chen): What do you usually like to do?

Ning Chen: Kill people.

He Yan: ... I also like to butcher people!But I prefer the kind that kills people without blood. How about it, do you dare to have a plate? Don't worry, I won't cheat.

Kai Ji (muttering to himself): Which cheater would call himself a cheater?

Ning Chen: Alright, the loser lies on the ground and barks like a dog.

He Yan (stunned): Why?

Ning Chen (laughing maliciously): Coax my son.

He Yan (suddenly realizes): Then can I bring my son here too?

……

Host: You bastards, on behalf of God, I despise you!ah! (Screams) Whose sword was thrown out and forgot to catch!

Well, so the final conclusion of this debate is: no, cheating is bad behavior, writing is just an imaginary plot to promote the development of emotional lines, cheating in reality is a betrayal and irresponsibility of feelings, the wall People who despise Jiang Zi! (Middle finger raised) When you are forced to, you can think about it, besides giving up your body, do you really have no other choice?

【093】There is no way out

"I haven't done this kind of thing before! I don't know what it's like to do it with a demon, let me have a taste--" the man sighed, and then pressed him tightly, raised his One of his legs was folded by his side, he straightened his waist, and was about to force his way in without any measures.

Nanfeng bit his lower lip to bleed, and the black lotus between his eyebrows appeared enchantingly. Just as the man was about to attack the city, he snorted coldly. The man felt his arms empty, and a hairless, flesh-red mouse appeared At the end of the bed, probably knowing that there would be no way out if he stayed any longer, the little mouse flew towards the abyss in such a rampage, then fell rapidly, and quickly disappeared from the man's sight.

As soon as he wanted to save people, it was too late, he didn't even bother to put on his clothes, he teleported to the top of the abyss, and there was only the slowly flowing fiery magma burning his eyeballs below.

"Puff...cough cough..." A burst of dust flew up, and Nanfeng coughed choked