Reborn as a thief and a husband

Chapter 63

Spent in the entanglement of not being able to sleep.

Alas... so boring!

Although I can't think of any fun going back, but I just want to go back——! ! !

The golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as his own kennel. He is indeed not a delicate person, and he can be said to be happy with the situation, but he always feels unable to let go when he lives in someone else's house.

Finally, the day passed in a daze, dinner was still a ridiculous little white cloth tied around the neck as a napkin, squatting in front of the small plate to enjoy the big meal, while eating, the animal-like intuition told Nanfeng: Something is wrong!

He subconsciously stopped chewing, looked around nervously, and then began to feel dizzy.

Putting medicine in the fucking food is the worst thing!

The last image in my eyes stays at the moment when the man is serving him food, so dazed, so innocent.

Me, dry, you, dear, grandma, grandpa...

With a snap, the little mouse was thrown into the small dish in a dazed manner, and became someone else's dish.

The rat meat was familiarly stuffed into the sleeves and transported away by air.

Leaving the place with the most abundant dragon energy, when they arrived at the hut where they usually slept, the Taoist of Dixuan was already waiting at the door.

"Come in."

Stepping into the warm room, Shen Yifu slowly took Nanfeng out of his sleeve, a sudden jingle made the emperor, who had always been flattered and humiliated, tremble, and the little mouse fell directly onto the soft quilt, smashing a shallow Shallow pits.

With a cold look in his eyes, he glanced at the Taoist of Dixuan who was frantically performing self-touching, and said sullenly, "What is it?"

"Grass people deserve death!" He said indiscriminately, and at the same time took out something that seemed to be molested by a wretched man and had a strong reaction. It turned out to be a strange compass.

The pointer of the compass pointed to the direction of the south wind, and the rough spliced ​​parts trembled non-stop, trembling more and more violently with the posture of falling apart at any time, and finally, it really fell apart.

Looking at the broken thing that fell on the ground, Taoist Dixuan wiped the cold sweat off his head, heaved a sigh of relief, and finally it stopped ringing, how good it is!Looking up, a pair of dark ink eyes stared straight at him, he quickly apologized and said with a smile: "This is something my little apprentice tinkered with, to test whether there are demons around, this little mouse is a demon, it Naturally it will."

What's the matter, I have been catching demons and ghosts for so many years, do I still need to rely on this crap to detect evil spirits?It's just bad for my reputation!

However, if you can find the demon that the little apprentice has been looking for all this time... If it is bad, it will be bad!

This explanation makes sense, Shen Yifu didn't bother to pursue it with him, turned around and Shi Shiran sat in the comfortable armchair, raised his chin: "Let's start."

"Uh... Your Majesty, this matter of taking pills is not elegant, can you ask your Majesty to avoid it for a while?"

"Afraid that I will be scared?" The corners of his lips curled up disapprovingly. What dirty and corrupt things hasn't he seen in his life?

"No, your majesty is the son of a real dragon, and he has his own dragon energy to protect his body," the Taoist of Dixuan continued, "the emperor knows that the emperor is worried about this little demon, but if the emperor is here, the grass people will Feeling the pressure, I am afraid that there will be a slight mistake, so I will not be able to concentrate, please forgive me."

Seeing his sincerity, Shen Yifu didn't feel embarrassed, stood up gracefully, took two steps, then suddenly turned around and said: "If something happens to him, I will never let you go."

"The grass people understand."

When the door was slowly closed, the Taoist of Dixuan immediately cast a barrier, then turned Nanfeng back into a human body, wiped it on his smooth forehead, pinched his nose with one hand, and covered his mouth with the other.

After a while, Nanfeng woke up unbearably, waved his hand away, struggled to sit up and gasped for breath.

"Hey, boy, do you know a paper crane named Xiaolu?"

Nan Feng suddenly raised his head to look at him, opened and closed his mouth for a long time, but couldn't utter a word.

"Don't get excited, don't get excited," the Taoist of Dixuan lifted up his clothes and sat on the edge of the bed, and said with a smile, "Let's make a deal. Someone wants to take your inner alchemy. After taking it, you will no longer be a demon. It's not a good thing for you, I can help you solve this, but you have to do me a favor."

"Is it... related to Xiaolu?" I thought, I thought he was gone... The sudden surprise made Nan Xiaofeng want to cry and laugh at the same time.

"That's right, what do you think?"

"Hehehehe..." He smiled for a while, and after a long time, he let out a long sigh, raised his sleeve and wiped his eyes indiscriminately, and said firmly, "I will help, but... how will you help me?"

"It's very simple. I will help you maintain your normal human form until the day when your tribulation is over. After that, you will follow me to see Xiaolu."

"Okay, wait a minute... who wants to take my inner alchemy? Why?"

"It's the one outside." Chaowai pouted angrily, and the Dixuan Daoist looked like you were not pretending, "He took your inner alchemy to make you an ordinary person, so that you can't escape his palm. , since you are not using your inner alchemy to refine some elixir of life, there is only one purpose left..."

"What is it?" Nanfeng asked curiously.

"You really don't know?" It was obvious that even a blind person could see it. Why was the person pretending to be stupid? "Don't hide it, I won't tell it, and you don't have to be dragged to soak the pig cage."

"I really don't understand what you're talking about."

"What is this?" The Taoist of Dixuan simply stretched out an index finger in front of him.

"One." Nanfeng replied honestly.

"What about this?" The other hand made an 'ok' gesture with the index finger and thumb connected.

"zero."

"Don't you guys have this relationship?" The Taoist Dixuan inserted his index finger into the circle, back and forth, inserting and withdrawing...

Nanfeng stayed for a long time before he understood what he was talking about, and cursed secretly!He is still a shameless old man who plays hooligans at him with a straight face!

"You got it wrong, I don't have this kind of relationship with him, I have someone I like! But it's not him!"

[087] Fragrant life, pure love

"Then it seems that he is unrequitedly in love, using such despicable means to keep the person he likes, pitiful~"

Nanfeng couldn't help complaining: "I rely on him to sleep with that beauty yesterday and today to have sex with this beauty. This is also called unrequited love for me? Uncle, are you going out with your head because it makes you look taller? "He has seen through it, this guy with a fairy style is basically the same as his master!It was in vain for him to talk to him so seriously at the beginning, it was a waste of expression!

"He used to be a high-ranking prince and now he is an emperor above ten thousand people. What happened to the three wives and four concubines? What happened to the three thousand beauties? Just because he's intimate with others doesn't mean he has someone else's place in his heart. You're still young, baby Very yo. Anyway, it's your choice to stay or stay after helping me, I don't have an opinion, all we have to do now is you pretend to be sick, and then I turn you into a normal human form, ouch, This pair of little ears are so cute, let me pinch them first~"

The middle-aged uncle with a loving smile stretched out his devil's claws and stroked his ears. Nanfeng didn't bother to hide, so he asked him depressedly: "Why am I pretending to be sick?"

"It's the sequelae after the inner alchemy was taken out." He vomited it out by himself and didn't feel much. "It's probably because the body is weak. If it's obvious, you can pretend to have stomach pain, leg cramps, vomiting, etc... ..."

"That's a symptom of having it." Nanfeng said awkwardly.

"I don't know exactly what it looks like, how about I get your inner alchemy out and try?"

"...Forget it, I'll pretend."

Pretending to be sick is basically a must-have skill for every student, so when Shen Yifu came in again, what he saw was Nanfeng lying on the bed with his hands on his stomach and moaning.

The two pointy ears disappeared, and the long tail also disappeared. Shen Yifu nodded in satisfaction, walked lightly to the bed, bent down and stroked his back and asked with concern: "Is it hard?"

"..." Nanfeng felt that silence was better than sound at this time. After all, he turned over his own medicine without his knowledge and then attacked him, so he shouldn't give him a good face.

Taoist Dixuan interjected at the right time: "Your Majesty, this is just a temporary pain, don't worry too much, it will heal automatically in a few days."

"Thank you Daoist, it's getting late, I'll send someone to take you back, little noble son!"

"The slave is here." A little eunuch responded respectfully outside the door. It is expressly forbidden that anyone without permission is not allowed to enter here, so even the little eunuch who is personally serving the emperor can only stand outside the door and obey orders.

"Send the Taoist priest back to his residence, remember to give a reward."

"Slave obeys, Daoist please!"

After bidding farewell to the Xuan Taoist, Shen Yifu could concentrate on coaxing his sweetheart, he simply took off his boots and went to bed, half hugged the unhappy man into his arms, and pulled the quilt to cover the two of them.

"I'm so angry that I did this. I know I'm wrong, but I really want to keep you."

He didn't even use 'zhen', and the tone of his speech at this time was just like that of an ordinary person caught in an emotional vortex, so sincere and sincere that people couldn't move.

"Why did you keep me?" At this point, no matter how he didn't understand anything, he really needed to go back to his mother's womb to rebuild.

Strange, Nanfeng is a masculine man, a pure man, how does he look like a gay?

It's just a coincidence that I like Lu Ziye, the person I like by chance is just a man, but that doesn't mean that he can accept all men in the world!

I don't know what this man likes about him, can he change it?

"Because I want to spend the rest of my life with you." The big hand unconsciously stroked his thin shoulders, the rough fabric, the sensual touch.

It is said that Buddha relies on gold clothes, and people rely on clothes. Why does this person