Chapter 3 Day 3
Chapter 3 Day 3
1.
What is this called?
This is called Jingwei filling the sea and Yu Gong moving mountains, and this is called cutting wood with ropes, water dripping through stones.
But the truth is that I didn't do anything, and the little swan somehow attracted like-sex!
I held my breath with my eyes wide open, trying to suppress the urge to scream.
I really want to ask him: hello, how long has this symptom lasted?
2.
"Forget it, I know you can't accept it."
As expected, Chiyou's tone could not be heard fluctuating, but the brows were tense, and his expression could not be considered relaxed.
"What can't you accept?" I realized that I didn't respond correctly, and immediately followed up: "I like boys? I can accept it, what a normal thing."
Chi You looked at me suspiciously: "Do you know what this means? It's not the kind of liking in the broad sense, it's... homosexuality."
"Ah, gay." I repeated: "It's dating and marrying boys, I know."
Of course I know!Maybe I know more than you, baby!
"So for me, sleeping on the same bed as a boy...is not appropriate." Chi You explained what he said just now.
In fact, at this time, I thought about it, or just come out of the closet with Chiyou, kick the door of the closet and lie down in the bedroom, and the husband and wife will both sleep on the big bed.
But on second thought, no.Chi You just said that he likes boys, but he didn't say that he likes me.
If he has that much interest in me, he must wish to sleep with me, right?
After all, that's how I coveted him.
3.
"Let's talk about homosexuality first." I smiled relaxedly: "Don't be so nervous, it's really normal."
"Do I look feudal?" I joked, "Youyou, I've seen this a lot."
I originally wanted to express that LGBT is not uncommon in this era, but Chiyou misunderstood me.He thought for a while, then slowly said: "That's right, so many boys chased you before."
I, a sports student with a height of 187, thick eyebrows, small eyes, broad shoulders and a square face, in the gay circle, is definitely a heavenly dish.
Therefore, I have never been short of people to chase me since I was a child, but all of them are boys, and if I insist, there are also two big men who wear women's clothing.
Chi You's words sounded a bit awkward, but I couldn't detect anything wrong for a while, so I nodded and agreed: "Yes, so I think it's super normal."
Chi You nodded, and also bent his eyes with me: "It's hard for you, the unbearable burden of a straight man."
This sentence woke me up immediately.
That's right, straight man.
I have acted with Chi You for seven years. From his point of view, I have always been a straight man who would rather die than bend.
Who would have thought that I wasn't really a big dumb guy, my straight was just a protective color that I wore.
4.
I laughed dumbfoundedly, and gave up the idea of confessing with Chiyou.
It's so weird.Straight well, because someone said that I like men, I suddenly bent?
What is this? I can’t say I’m following the trend, can I?
Or confess that I lied.
No, definitely not, Chiyou is most disgusted that I have something to hide from him.
Besides, it is more likely that Chiyou only likes boys, and has no such thoughts about me at all. I said it now, how will I live the next 12 days?
Then I have to sleep on the sofa!
No, definitely not, after so many years of plundering, it's time to outwit it!
5.
"Do you feel better now?" Sitting on the edge of the bed, Chiyou resumed his original concerned tone: "Are you hungry? I'll get you a bowl of porridge."
"Oh wait." I held his hand that was about to be pulled away in a second, and after the other party admitted his sexual orientation, I didn't feel anything wrong.
"There's one more thing we haven't talked about." I said boldly, "It's about sleeping."
Chi You didn't answer, but lowered his head again, as if waiting for me to speak first.
"Although I admit that I am a man, other than that, I am the person closest to you." I gradually set him off: "Isn't that right?"
Chiyou blinked slowly, subconsciously replied: "Yes."
"That's it, if you don't sleep with the person closest to you, who else can you sleep with?" I thought clearly, and the pattern opened up: "You think about the priorities yourself, 'I'm with you' and 'I'm a man' ', which is more important."
Chiyou was rendered speechless by my logic master's refutation. He opened his lips several times and seemed to want to overthrow me, but in the end because he couldn't find a reason, he could only let me lead him and sit in his place stupidly .
"You still have to stay at my house for ten days. It doesn't matter which of us sleeps in the living room, it's not comfortable or necessary." I tried my best, lowered my voice, and looked up to pretend to be a super obedient large dog: "I sleep very honestly. , don’t turn over, don’t snore, don’t snatch the quilt, Youyou and I will make it up.”
Chi You didn't nod directly, but turned his face away, revealing the tips of his pink ears.
"Got it, I'll get you porridge."
6.
Hahahahahaha!
What porridge to drink!I fucking want to eat buns!
7.
"Xie Yu." Chi You looked at another empty plate I handed to him, and finally plucked up the courage to say, "I don't think you can eat any more, you've already eaten twenty."
I responded and said vaguely, "But am I not hypoglycemic? I should eat more."
"The twenty ones are enough." Chiyou refused to give me any more, "It's late at night, eating too much is not easy to digest."
"Okay." I chewed the last bite carefully, New Orleans roasted chicken drumsticks, you will be my blessing from now on!
8.
I don't know if the dizzy bath really consumes energy, or if I eat too much and feel drowsy.After brushing my teeth, I returned to the bed, and as soon as my head touched the pillow, I fell asleep within a few seconds.
After waking up, the room was dimly bright, and the curtains couldn't block the sunshine pouring down in spring.
I looked at the side of the bed, it was empty.
"Yuyou!" I raised my head and shouted.
"What's the matter?" Chi You trotted over, holding a half-bitten strawberry in his hand.
"Did you sleep with me yesterday?" I cut to the chase, looking at him with a little judgment: "You won't fool me while I'm asleep, will you?"
Chiyou obviously wasn't immune to my shocking words, he was stunned for a few seconds, and slowly recovered.
"Sleep, sleep." Chi You pointed to me: "There are still pillows."
His tone was not sure enough, and I suddenly became suspicious.
"Who knows if you let it come this morning?"
I don't know if it's from embarrassment or anxiety, but Chiyou's face is redder than the tip of the strawberry he ate.
"Why am I playing tricks on you?" He stood on the spot and stomped his feet in small steps: "How dare I not talk to you... If you don't talk to you, you will make trouble again."
"Huh? What with me?"
God knows how happy I am in my heart, and I have to pretend to be incomprehensible on the surface.
"Sleep, sleep, sleep with you." Chi You was so forced that he didn't know what to do. After finishing speaking every word, he dropped half a strawberry and ran away.
Damn, I'm too good at juggling.
What freestyle will you teach in the future?No more teaching. I will teach synchronized swimming after the lockdown is lifted.
9.
Ah, the leftover strawberry butts of the swan are delicious.
10.
After learning that Chiyou likes boys, my fighting spirit was high, and I quickly formulated a "Goose Hunting Plan for Twelve Days Counting Today".
I am not blindly confident, because first of all, in terms of appearance, there is really no room for improvement in my appearance, after all, I am 187.
Then let's start with the character design, straight male sports student, what is this?This is simply a delicacy on a jade plate that gays covet, and God opened his mouth to feed it.
Finally, let's talk about the inside.
Inside... Anyway, after so many years, I'm used to everything inside, which is good, very good!
I am bound to win!
11.
Plan the first step, seduce.
Chiyou has been playing with me for so many years, it is impossible to have that kind of freshness to me, I can only think of some crooked tricks, let him see my unknown side.
12.
I want to make him confused whether I am friendship or missed love!
13.
"Xie Yu, do you have any spare home clothes?" Seeing me standing by the closet, Chi You came over and said, "I want to wash the clothes I'm wearing."
"I'm looking for—" the words turned a corner, and I secretly thought that the opportunity came: "It seems that I am the only one with this kind of thing."
Chi You pouted, looking distressed.
"If you don't dislike it, wear mine?" I pointed to my close-fitting cotton faded pajamas, "I'll just take an old T-shirt and shorts."
"Then just put the T-shirt and shorts on for me." Chiyou's mind turned quickly, "Save the trouble."
"Just stopped heating, your firepower is weak, and you will catch a cold if you wear half sleeves." I pretended to be thoughtful: "I'm glad you don't catch a cold at this time."
It wasn't a big deal at first, and the reasons I gave were sufficient. Chi You was instantly persuaded, and said with certainty, "That's up to you."
14.
No one can think that this is a game of chess that I have already designed.
Tracksuit.Oh, it's just one of the pawns.
Chiyou is probably also puzzled, I even have new underwear and cotton socks, how can I only have a set of home clothes.
Because it gave me a legitimate excuse to go with the flow and change into shorts.
As for why you wear shorts.
Of course it is to show the white socks!
15.
White Sox, the story of Peach Blossom Spring written by gay, Jerusalem at your feet.
I used to wear them too, but I always dressed casually, and in order to show my straightness, I would turn the socks upside down, completely losing the soul of the white socks.
It's not the same now!
I found my 81 pairs of white socks, and carefully selected the eight most exciting pairs: thin vertical stripes, wide vertical stripes, solid colors, with logo, even white, are divided into "just unpacked and not The whiteness that has seen the light” and “the light whiteness that has been in the water several times but shows more traces of life”.
There is always a kind of white that Chiyou will like!
16.
Chiyou steamed rice in the kitchen, and I walked around him in white socks; eating strawberries in the living room, I walked around him in white socks; I played with my phone with my back turned, and I walked around him in white socks .
One pair in a circle, both classics, I carefully observed Chi You's expression, trying to find the right pair for him.
17.
I was so dizzy, but Chiyou didn't respond!
18.
In the evening, while Chiyou was taking a bath in the bathroom, I stayed in the living room wondering what to do.
It shouldn't be, but Fan Chiyou is a gay with seven emotions and six desires, how can he turn a blind eye to the sports student's white socks?
Or is he pretending?Actually already fascinated by me?
I knocked on my knees, I didn't know when Chiyou had been washed, and I was walking quickly towards the balcony with a basin in hand.
"Youyou, why don't you blow your hair?" Seeing his head was wet, I hurriedly used the old-fashioned rhetoric and said in concern: "You just stopped heating, your firepower is weak, so you don't blow your hair——"
"Got it." Chi You smiled at me while drying the clothes, "I'll go right away."
I'm thinking about hanging clothes, so I'll do it.
I took over the work from Chiyou without thinking, but it didn't matter once I picked it up. After seeing what Chiyou was drying, I was instantly dumbfounded.
How is this my ninety-nine 81 pairs of white socks!
19.
I took a cursory look, there were two pairs on the drying rack, five pairs in the basin, and I was still wearing a pair under my feet.
Very well, my White Sox unit is now assembled.
Co-author Chi You washed all the socks I changed in the bathroom?
"I still want to ask you." Chi You tilted his head and looked at me: "Do you have any cleanliness now? Why do you wear so many socks a day?"
I hesitated to speak several times, and I could only utter an empty mouth when I opened my mouth.
"You... wash it for me."
"That's right." Chi You continued naturally: "I saw that there was nothing else in the laundry basket, so I just rubbed it."
I couldn't speak, Chiyou thought I was embarrassed because I was bothering him, and then smiled in relief: "It's not troublesome, it's not dirty at all, just rub it."
"Haha, yes, yes."
I was so embarrassed.
20.
How is this kid different from other gays!
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