stonecrandall Chapter 124 Groups and Personal Homepages
Chapter 124 Groups and Personal Homepages
After New Year's Day, Ruan Zhijuan returned to Fucheng to take her final exams. Before leaving, Zhou Gangxun told his parents that he would take her back to her parents' home during the Spring Festival.
At the same time, Zhou's web-based social platform was fully launched in mainland China, Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan after New Year's Day. Within two hours of its launch, the number of registered users had reached 80 million, which boosted Zhou's stock price by several percentage points.
Before leaving, Zhou Gangxun registered accounts for Ruan Qiming and Wen Wan, and added them to a group with Ruan Zhijuan. The group name was: "[There are three people here who will love Ruan Zhijuan for the rest of their lives, 4 people]".
The pinned message in the group was written by Zhou Gangxun:
[Please read carefully after joining the group regarding some important matters concerning your wife (or mistress). You can add anything if needed.]
[My wife (or younger sister) is allergic to peaches. If she insists on eating them, limit it to about one and a half peaches, and wait at least five days before eating them again.]
[Don't add scallions, ginger, or garlic when cooking, as my wife (or wife) doesn't like them and may vomit. You can choose substitutes or remove them after using a milder flavor.]
[When giving a gift, choose gold jewelry, RMB, a house, or other expensive items that hold their value or have potential for appreciation. A treasure should be matched with a treasure.]
Please feed your wife (or concubine) periodically. Her favorite foods include meat and eggs, fruits, candy, chocolate, snacks, and sweetened milk, etc. Please check the ingredient list and choose healthier options.
When buying clothes, choose soft, skin-friendly fabrics and colors that are fresh and sunny, such as light pink, mint green, sky blue, pale yellow, and grass green.
Don't disobey your wife (or spouse), don't make her angry, go along with her. Your wife (or spouse) is never wrong, so when problems arise, please reflect on your own actions.
Since the website went live, Ruan Zhijuan has had a personal homepage as a place to express her random thoughts, in addition to her diary.
Zhou Gangxun also gained another place to spy on.
He lounged on the sofa with one arm propped up on his head, scrolling through the content: "[January 4th, this is a pink holographic silver heart-shaped bag my husband Zhou Gangxun bought for me, along with lots of little heart-shaped gemstone pendants. They're so sparkly, like a rain of hearts. I love them.]"
[January 5th, this is the dog and bunny rice my husband made for me.] The accompanying picture shows rice shaped like a dog's face and several seaweed rice balls shaped like bunnies.
Zhou Gangxun smiled and teased the child about the food. It probably didn't taste much different from ordinary food, but his wife thought it looked nice.
Below the post was his previous comment: "Next time I'll make octopus sausage and Crayon Shin-chan rice."
The finger continued to swipe, revealing two photos of Tamagotchi's pets posted on January 6th.
[This is my pet, Xiao Ruan; this is his pet, Xiao Zhou.]
Why are we the same breed, but his is so much bigger than mine? Do electronic pets take after their owners? Or did he send his pet to steal my food? Ugh, you big bad dog, I'm so angry!
Three minutes later, [I'm not angry anymore. Zhou Gangxun said that Dazhou is working hard to train his body because he wants to protect Xiaoruan, so he's grown taller. He also had Dazhou send a lot of expensive snacks to Xiaoruan, and he even sent me a really cool purple-pink gradient Volkswagen Beetle!!! My husband is the best~]
Zhou Gangxun chuckled softly, his hand hovering over a post he had published late last night, which had since disappeared.
Ruan Zhijuan, her head spinning and eyes red, staggered to her feet, lifted his shirt, and took a picture of his half-naked body with trembling, weak hands. She whimpered, "Husband...beautiful...mine..."
[January 7th, you...you guys look...my husband's body is really good-looking, right? I'll just show you for a moment, I'll delete it quickly later, this is...my darling...]
He usually wears a suit... just now too... you beast... my hands are all trembling... you bastard... I love it so much... I love it so much... it feels like my heart is being filled up little by little... so full...
Zhou Gangxun replied at the time, "I like it too. If my wife forgets to delete it, I'll forward it to Zhou's website as an official announcement tomorrow."
Later, Ruan Zhijuan probably came to her senses a bit, so she deleted the post and even cursed him, calling him a "stinking dog."
"Buzzing—"
As Zhou Gangxun was watching, the group chat vibrated.
[Juanjuan's Mom (Ruoshui Sanqian): Xiaoxun, Juanjuan posted something on social media at noon, asking what the "Shadow Legion" means. Auntie doesn't quite understand. Does Juanjuan want some kind of army?]
[Juanjuan's father (only taking a sip): It probably won't work here in China, so Mom and I just selected a team of foreign mercenaries. They can take a helicopter to your villa tonight. Hong Kong.]
"..." Zhou Gangxun paused for a moment, "Hiring mercenaries, entering the country tonight, by helicopter."
He could even picture his mother-in-law taking it all for granted as she picked and chose from dozens of mercenary teams.
That's great, that's how you should spoil your wife.
Zhou Gangxun typed: [Ruan Zhijuan's husband, who loves her unparalleled in the universe: My wife is talking about a recently popular animated series. I already found him a Shadow Legion this afternoon.]
As Zhou Gangxun spoke, he sent the video he had just recorded of a dozen tall, agile masked men in tight black suits who followed Ruan Zhijuan's orders and swiftly "went up and down," along with a video of them all calling him "Little Soft King," to the group chat.
【Juanjuan's Mom (Ruoshui Sanqian)】: I gave it a thumbs up, little Juanjuan is so awesome.
【Dad of my precious baby (only a sip)】: I gave it a thumbs up. When we come to Beijing for the Chinese New Year, I'll prepare another 20-person shadow crew for my little softie.
[The Spoiled Little One is Here]: Mommy will be powerful with Little Softie, and Little Softie will protect Mommy from now on.
[The Spoiled Little One is Here]: It's the Shadow Legion, Daddy~
[The Spoiled Little One is Here]: Mom and Dad, I'm going to sleep with Zhou Gangxun now. I might reply to your messages later. You guys play by yourselves for a while, don't miss me too much!
Zhou Gangxun smiled and saw Ruan Zhijuan, who had finished studying at the desk, neatly put away her books and ran to the sofa with a "tap tap". "Zhou Gangxun, I'm here."
Ruan Zhijuan climbed onto him, lay down, nestled in the little nest that Zhou Gangxun's body had made, and then used his arm as a railing to put it back on her body.
"Woohoo~ woohoo~"
Zhou Shouchang (Xiao Hei) carried the little Ruan Fushen (Xiao Bai) in his mouth and jumped onto the sofa next to Zhou Gangxun's waist, where he also nestled.
The family of four, including two people and two dogs, were lying neatly on the sofa.
Sunlight streamed into the room through the floor-to-ceiling windows, and a gentle breeze blew through the house. The sounds of happy snoring and breathing softly overlapped throughout the villa.
"Hoo..." "Lulu..."