Chapter 281 Brother Kobe, why is my accelerator welded?
Chapter 281 Brother Kobe, why is my accelerator welded?
Zou Rui stood in front of everyone, the energy fluctuations at his waist became stronger and stronger.
Everyone held their breath and stared at him intently. Even Xing Yan, who had fainted on the ground, was shocked by the momentum and moved his eyelids slightly.
"Resurrection! My...kidney!"
Zou Rui yelled and slapped his waist with both hands.
However, a few seconds passed and nothing happened.
Zou Rui frowned, looked down at his waist, looked up at everyone, and coughed awkwardly.
"Ahem... I just adjusted the power wrong, try again!"
After he finished speaking, he gathered his energy again, clapped his hands to his waist, and shouted,
"Resurrection! My kidney!"
Still no response.
Everyone looked at each other, and Eve couldn't help but speak.
"Zou Rui, are you sure this trick will work? Or... your kidneys are completely gone, and there is no chance of resurrection?"
Zou Rui looked unconvinced.
"How is this possible! I am a man with the power of God's Heart! How can a mere kidney not grow back?"
Zhong An sighed and patted Zou Rui on the shoulder.
"My dear Zou Rui, how about we find a doctor first? Once a kidney is gone, it's gone. Besides, this is related to your future happy life after all."
Zou Rui glanced at Zhong An, speechless.
"Doctor? I'm so awesome now! Do I need to see a doctor? Besides, my kidney was taken away by that weird angel. Can an ordinary doctor cure it?"
Xing Yan woke up slowly at this time. After hearing what Zou Rui said, he immediately got up from the ground, wiped the blood from his nose, and said with concern,
"Master Lao, how about... I rub it for you? Maybe it will be better if I rub it for you."
Zou Rui pushed Xing Yan away speechlessly.
"Go away, stop making trouble! My kidneys are important, you can't just rub them casually!"
Xing Yan pouted in grievance, stepped aside, and muttered quietly,
"You can't even rub it, you're so stingy... It turns out that men are fickle..."
Zou Rui ignored Xing Yu and continued to focus on his waist. He took a deep breath, clapped his hands on his waist again, and shouted,
"Resurrection! My kidney!"
This time, his kidneys finally responded, but instead of growing back, they made a strange "gurgling" sound.
Zou Rui was stunned for a moment, looked down at his stomach, and asked in confusion,
"What is this sound?"
Eve couldn't help laughing.
"Zou Rui, are you sure you are reviving Kidney and not summoning hungry ghosts?"
Zou Rui scratched his head awkwardly.
"Maybe I've consumed too much energy. I'm a little hungry... How about we go eat first?"
Everyone was speechless for a while. Zhong An smiled and said,
"Friend Zou Rui, you haven't solved the problem of your kidney yet, why are you thinking about eating again? What will happen to Friend Xing Yu in the future if you do this?"
Zou Rui said confidently,
"Only when you are full can your kidneys grow back! Besides, aren't you hungry?"
At this time, Xing Yu hugged Zou Rui from behind and started to act coquettishly.
"Lao Da, I'm hungry. Please cook for me."
Xing Yu rubbed his face against Zou Rui's.
Zou Rui was speechless.
"If you don't want to live anymore, just tell me. My cooking skills are learned from Ying. If that's the case, it would be better for you to just eat Ying's food."
Zou Rui shrugged and said,
"And if you want to eat her, I'll get her out right now. I don't know if her strength is the same, but her cooking skills are definitely the same."
Xing Yan fell silent for a moment, and after thinking about it, he decided not to eat.
"So... go to a restaurant?"
Xing Yan said again,
At this time, Zhong An said,
"The situation in the city is very chaotic right now. Are you sure? Unless you are sure that no one can beat little friend Zou Rui."
Okay, now Xing Yan is completely silent.
But at this time Eve also said,
"But we still have to go back. After all, the matter has not been resolved. In this case, why don't we eat? There is no Lao Feng here to poison us."
Zou Rui put his hands on his hips and said with a smile,
"It's hard to say."
Seeing Zou Rui's despicable expression, Eve's mouth twitched. At this moment, she had an urge to go up and slap Zou Rui.
"How did you become Zinavel and become a bitch?"
Eve looked at Zou Rui with a speechless smile.
After chatting for a while, everyone returned on Zobayan's plane.
Don’t ask me why I wanted to fly back. The answer is: I’m just lazy.
Then someone asked, Zou Rui Zou Rui, there are no seats left on the plane, what are you going to do?
Zou Rui smiled without saying anything, and simply hung his head under the helicopter, and then he took his limbs apart and let Xing Yan carry him away.
"666, Zou Rui is crazy."
Wen Gu, who was standing beside him, saw Zou Rui's expression and said,
After landing outside, Xing Yu immediately started to fight Zou Rui, but halfway through,
"Eh? Where's the big head?"
Xing Yan looked around everywhere,
"I'm in your hands."
Zou Rui said speechlessly. Xing Yan was stunned for a moment, then scratched his head awkwardly and put Zou Rui's head back.
"Oh, my friends, in that case, we two will leave first. There are still many people in distress who need our help."
Everyone looked over and saw Kobe and Zobayan taking off again.
No one said anything, but just watched.
At this time, Gui Zhong on the side somehow took out the song that was playing on the speaker.
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The two people in the sky were stunned for a moment, and then Kobe shouted in panic,
“No! My friend! Stop it! This is not funny!”
Just as Kobe finished speaking, Zobayan on the side also said,
"Kobe is not good, someone changed my position and my throttle is welded shut."
Then, under the gazes of everyone, the helicopter rose higher and higher.
"That's bad, kids! The position of the prisoner has been changed!"
Kobe was yelling, but the altitude had already reached about 500 to 600 meters.
"Don't be afraid, Kobe. I can still fly even without gas."
"No, no, no! You big fool! Without oil we'll both die!"
Kobe looked at the fuel gauge that was almost at zero, held his head and yelled,
"Lao Da, look! Jesus has appeared."
Xing Yan poked Zou Rui, and Zou Rui shrugged.
"No, no, no! Hurry up and save me! Laozo's accelerator is welded shut!"
But at that height, Kobe Bryant and Zou Rui could no longer hear what he said.
"Go ahead, both of you, and may you accomplish what you wish."
Zhong An said this and turned around.
"No! You big idiots! Help me! Laozo's helicopter is out of gas!"
Kobe shouted, but as he watched the crowd walking further and further away, he fell silent.
He sat beside the helicopter expressionlessly and lit a cigarette helplessly.
Then......
Mamba out.
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