stonecrandall Chapter 288 The World's Number One Beauty? Is west Yan eating too well?!
Chapter 288 The World's Number One Beauty? Is west Yan eating too well?!
Chapter 288 The World's Number One Beauty? Is west Yan eating too well?!
"Luffy and Xiyan actually went to Marine Headquarters?" Sanji, staring at the newspaper, exclaimed in shock, "Are they going to participate in this war?!"
After glancing at the information about Fire Fist Ace written below, Sanji confirmed his suspicions.
After all... Fire Fist Ace is Luffy's older brother!
It's normal for Luffy to go and rescue that guy after he was captured, but I didn't expect Xiyan to end up with Luffy.
"I wonder how those two are doing now," Sanji murmured.
As Sanji pondered this, he looked down at the following content and noticed several headlines that left him speechless.
[A ninja with blood-red eyes wins over the world's most beautiful woman?!]
The world's most beautiful woman was actually...
[An enviable man, the blood-eyed ninja, actually has eyes for the Pirate Empress...]
"This is unacceptable!!"
Upon seeing these titles, Sanji's expression immediately became somewhat distorted, his eyes filled with flames.
After slamming the newspaper to the ground, Sanji roared with a contorted expression, "Why do I have to face a bunch of transvestites here, while that bastard has the world's most beautiful woman by his side?!"
This is beyond repair!
Wasn't that bastard eating a little too well?!
Just then, a transvestite walked over, looked at Sanji with a puzzled expression, and said, "Hmm?"
"What's wrong? Why are you so angry?"
As they spoke, the transvestite picked up the newspaper, glanced at it, and then put it in his pocket, saying, "Nothing special about it."
Sanji: ? ? ?
Isn't it extraordinary enough that that bastard west Yan won over the world's number one beauty?
However, Sanji fell silent after seeing the transvestite's makeup clearly.
Ladyboys and stuff... seem to be uninterested in women.
"Alright, don't be angry," the transvestite said. "Lord Ivankov is back. Why don't you go and greet him too?"
"Ivankov?"
Sanji paused for a moment, then exclaimed excitedly, "Is that Ivankov who's been traveling with Luffy and the others?!"
He just saw that guy's information in the newspaper; the guy must know about Luffy and his crew!
"Luffy?"
A question mark appeared on the transvestite's face as she asked, "Who is that?"
How come he doesn't recognize the person the other person is talking about?
"Forget it, I'll go ask that guy instead." Sanji shook his head and said, "He's at the beach, right?"
"Yes, we're almost at the sea..."
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Before he could finish speaking, he saw Sanji dash out.
"Hey, Sanji, put your skirt on first!"
"Damn it, I'm never wearing that awful skirt again!" Sanji roared, opening his shark-like mouth!
As soon as he finished speaking, the man ran off into the distance at an extremely fast speed, doubling his previous speed.
Transgender: ? ? ?
Why are you suddenly so agitated?
Clearly...
He used to like it so much, didn't he?
Thinking about this, the transvestite fell into deep thought.
After shaking her head, the transvestite banished her thoughts and chased after Sanji with her skirt in hand.
"Wait for me, Sanji, my sweetheart!"
"You bastard, stay away from me!"
"Big Bear, we'll definitely find a way to heal you!"
Looking at the bear with the Seastone Gauntlets, Ivankov's eyes were filled with determination.
He was determined to heal his companion who had escaped from God Valley with him!
"Lord Ivankov, we've arrived," Lightning said.
"Have we arrived yet?"
Upon hearing the phone call, Ivankov turned to look at the approaching coastline, then grinned and said, "Finally back here."
After many years... he has finally returned here!
Soon, the warship arrived at the shore and successfully anchored there.
Glancing at the welcoming transvestites below, Ivankov laughed and jumped off the ship, exclaiming, "I'm back, my sweethearts!"
"Hip hop!"
"profound!"
"Lord Ivan!!"
Seeing the transvestites jump off the boat, excitement immediately appeared on their faces.
"You're Ivankov?"
Sanji stared at Ivankov in shock, then his eyes lit up with hearts as he exclaimed, "What a beautiful older sister! I..."
"Pfft~"
Ivankov injected himself with testosterone and instantly transformed into a man.
Then, he looked down at the stuck Sanji and said, "Hmm?"
"What did you say?"
"Sweetheart boy~"
"Damn it... So that's how it is..."
Sanji immediately collapsed to the ground, pounding his fists on the ground, tears streaming down his face.
He shouldn't have had any illusions about this damned transvestite kingdom!
"No, now is not the time to think about these things..."
Sanji shook his head, forcing himself to calm down, then stood up and looked at Ivankov, saying, "I saw your information about Luffy and the others in the newspaper. Can you tell me how they are doing?"
"Information about the Straw Hat Boy?"
Upon hearing Sanji's words, Ivankov immediately became cautious and then asked, "Who are you?"
"Why bother finding out about them?!"
The war had just ended and he was already inquiring about the ninja boy and his crew... Could this guy be a spy for the World Government?!
Thinking of this, a scrutinizing look appeared in Ivankov's eyes.
"Commander!" Sanji said without hesitation, "I'm Luffy's crewmate!"
"partner?"
Ivankov frowned as he glanced at Sanji, then at Bartholomew Kuma, and thought to himself: "The ninja boy did say that his comrades were thrown away by this guy Kuma, could it be... that this guy is one of them?"
If this guy really is one of the Straw Hat Boys' partners, then it's fine to tell him about those two.
But... is the other person really him?
Thinking of this, Ivankov glanced at Sanji again, staring intently at his face for a while.
It's an unfamiliar face...
Maybe I remembered it wrong?
Thinking of this, Ivankov hesitated for a moment before asking, "You...are you really a member of the Straw Hat Pirates?"
"Of course, I'm the Straw Hat Pirates' cook!" Sanji said.
"Is there a bounty on your head?"
"some!"
Sanji said firmly.
But he regretted it as soon as he finished speaking, because the bounty poster was really...
But Ivankov didn't care about that. After saying "Yes," he waved his hand and said, "Lightning, bring me the Straw Hat Pirates' bounty posters!"
"profound!"
Soon, Lightning took out the bounty posters for all the Straw Hat Pirates and placed them on the blackboard.
"Are you still up there?" Ivankov asked, hands on his hips.
"have."
Ivankov paused for a moment upon hearing this, then picked up Luffy's wanted poster and said, "This is the Straw Hat Boy's wanted poster, right?"
"Yes."
"This is the ninja boy's bounty poster, right?"
"Yes."
Ivankov nodded, then showed Sanji the bounty posters for the other Straw Hat Pirates members, until only the last sketch remained.
"This is the only one left," Ivankov said, pointing to Sanji's wanted poster. "So—this is you?"
"Damn it, that's not true!" Sanji roared, opening his shark mouth.
"Click!"
Upon hearing Sanji's words, Ivankov's face contorted with rage, and he roared, "Damn it, how do you prove you're a member of the Straw Hat Pirates?!"
"There's absolutely no evidence!"
He knows a lot about the Straw Hat Pirates; every single one of them has a bounty on their head!
So... this guy is definitely not a member of the Straw Hat Pirates!
"I already told you I'm his partner, why don't you believe me?!"
"Because you have no evidence, you bastard!"
"Of course there's evidence! There's a bounty on the head!" Sanji roared.
"Is this you?"
Ivankov took out Sanji's sketch and wanted poster again, and placed it in front of Sanji.
"It wasn't me, you bastard!"
"No...no..."
"Damn it!!"
Sanji, his face contorted in pain, collapsed to the ground and said, "That name is mine..."
"So it's me..."
"puff!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Sanji spat out a mouthful of blood, his expression contorted with pain.
Ivankov: ? ? ?
"Why are you putting on such a contradictory act, and why are you coughing up blood..." Ivankov said, his lips twitching.
What's going on with this guy?
"Because of that bounty poster..." Sanji raised a trembling finger and pointed at the bounty poster, then slammed his fist on the ground, roaring with a ferocious expression, "That bounty poster is me, it's me, okay?!"
"It's me!!"
"How can this be repaired..."
Sanji, who personally admitted that the bounty poster belonged to him, spat out another mouthful of blood.
"Um.
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Ivankov hesitated for a moment, picked up the wanted poster again and looked at it, then said, "No, this is not you. You don't look like it at all."
Sanji: ...
"Then don't force me to say that!" Sanji roared, opening his shark-like mouth. "I'm spitting blood, you bastard!"
Seeing Sanji's burning rage, Ivankov was immediately silenced.
To be honest, he couldn't understand why the other person was so angry.
"Damn it, at least say something!"
Ivankov crossed his arms and calmly looked at Sanji, saying, "Anyway, I don't believe you're a member of the Straw Hat Pirates."
He wouldn't reveal any information until he was 100% certain who this guy was.
"Damn it, I clearly..."
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Looking at Ivankov's face, Sanji clenched his fists, wishing he could just kick him over there.
But in the end... he held back.
"If you don't want to talk about it, that's fine," Sanji said, taking a deep breath.
"Oh?"
Are you giving up?
"No, that's not it." Sanji shook his head and said, "I just wanted to try a different approach."
"What method?"
"Lend me a ship!" Sanji said earnestly. "I need to get back to where we agreed to meet Luffy and the others!"
As long as he can return to the Sabaody Archipelago, he will definitely be able to reunite with his companions!
"Boat?"
"I won't even lend you the boat!"
"Then I'll swim there!"
"Um?!"
Ivankov looked surprised upon hearing this and said, "Such a terrifying resolve?"
"As expected of the man who claims to be the Straw Hat Boy's partner!!"
"Really, I'm touched by your determination. In that case, I'll..."
Sanji looked at Ivankov with an expectant expression and said, "You want to tell me about them?!"
As long as I can find out news about Luffy and his crew, then...:
Before Sanji could finish his thought, Ivankov burst out laughing, "I'm not telling you!"
"Hip-hop!!"
"Click!"
Sanji's face immediately contorted with rage. Was this bastard playing a trick on him?
"So you weren't planning to tell him, Lord Ivan!"
"Sanji's sweetheart got tricked~"
"Ha ha ha ha."
"You bastards, shut up!!" Sanji roared, opening his shark-like mouth. "Watch out or I'll kill you all!"
Unfortunately, Sanji's words had no effect on them whatsoever.
After all... this guy's strength isn't that great.
Glancing at Sanji, who was panting heavily from anger, the transvestites exchanged glances, then chuckled and said, "How about we give Sanji a cute dress from the Sweetheart Ship while we have the chance?"
"I think it's a good idea!"
"Put him in a dress, so he'll realize what kind of girl he is!"
"profound!"
Sanji: ? ? ?
Damn it, you're plotting right in front of him?!
"Shut the hell up, all of you!" Sanji roared angrily. "I'm a man among men, how could I possibly wear that damn skirt?"
"And another thing, I'm into women, so all of you better stay away!"
"Tch~"
The crowd murmured disdainfully, while simultaneously giving Sanji a thumbs-up.
"A man among men?"
Watching Sanji's retreating figure, Ivankov gave a mysterious smile, thinking to himself: 'Every character says the same thing before they know their true self~'
Hip hop~
Should we give him an injection?
Ivankov narrowed his eyes as he stared at the back of Sanji's head.
After considering it for a moment, Ivankov gave up the idea, after all... there was a chance this guy was a member of the Straw Hat Pirates.
Therefore, it cannot be moved.
"Fine, if you're not willing to help me, then forget it." Sanji turned to Ivankov and said, "I'll get the ship using pirate methods, it'll be the same!"
"Oh?"
"Are you planning to rob me?"
"No!" Sanji lit a cigarette, then looked at Ivankov with a determined gaze and said, "I'll win a ship through a duel!"
"Hip hop~"
"Looks quite confident, doesn't he?" Ivankov said with a laugh. "In that case... let's give it a try!"
"I will definitely win!"
"It's good to be confident, but you also need to be able to face reality," Ivankov said.
After saying this, Ivankov walked away into the distance.
"I'll talk to Dragon about the bear later," Ivankov thought to himself. "Right now... I need to deal with this clueless sweetheart."
As if he had just thought of something, Ivankov chuckled, a laugh that made Sanji a little uneasy.
"What does this guy mean?" Sanji asked warily.
Could it be that this guy also wants to put that damn dress on him?
Don't be ridiculous, he'd rather die than wear that damn dress this time!
Some things, once is enough!
"Hurry up, kid!" Ivankov said. "Coming!" Sanji quickly caught up and said, "I'll defeat you and return to my crew!!"
Ivankov burst into laughter upon hearing this, and said, "Then let's give it a try!"
"Hip hop!"
"Oh, right," Sanji said, as if remembering something, "Is what the newspapers said about Xiyan and the Pirate Empress true?"
Yes~
Sanji: —
"This is unacceptable!!!"
Ivankov: ? ? ?
Seeing Sanji roar again, Ivankov was full of questions, wondering what was wrong with this guy now.
After a moment of silence, Ivankov shook his head, thinking to himself, "Another one with a screw loose."
At that moment, Ivankov came to a conclusion.
This man is sick and needs treatment!
Meanwhile, on the other side...
At this moment, a large number of pirate ships are floating on the sea off the island of Dorachiel in the New World.
"Lord Smoothie, this is it." A subordinate looked at Smoothie respectfully and said, "This is our target this time."
"Then what are we waiting for?" Smoothie said coldly, "Attack!"
"yes!"
"Go! Take this island and present it to Lord Smoothie!!"
"From this day forward, this island belongs to our Big Mom Pirates!"
"profound!!"
A group of pirates roared and their eyes turned bloodthirsty as they charged toward the island.
Smoothie watched the group charge past, her eyes cold as she said, "The Whitebeard Pirates... Hmph!"
Without that old man Whitebeard, those guys have no chance of holding onto this territory!
So... the Big Mom Pirates will gladly accept these islands!
After letting out a cold laugh, Smoothie quickly rushed towards the island.
"Don't let any of those who dare to resist get away with it!"
"Yes, Lady Smoothie!!!"