Chapter 107 Don't Crowd! 51 blessed talismans from the Old Celestial Master!
Chapter 107 Don't Crowd! 51 blessed talismans from the Old Celestial Master!
Zhang Chulan, holding a thermos, got up and opened the door to the private room.
Just then, the high-speed train arrived at the next station.
"Stop at this station for 5 minutes."
The high-speed train doors opened automatically.
The instant the door opened.
A wave of heat mixed with the noise of people hit me instantly.
The area outside the high-speed train was already packed with people.
Some were wearing Taoist robes, some were wearing modern clothes, some were holding cell phones, and some were even holding banners.
Dozens of eyes were fixed on Zhang Chulan, who had just poked his head out.
The air froze for three seconds.
"Aaaaaah!! It's out!!"
"We've captured a wild, shameless scoundrel!!"
"Brother Bilian! I'm your fan! I was there that night when you were live-streaming the tearing down of the Wang family!"
"Could you let me in to see the Celestial Master? I want to kowtow to him!"
Holy crap!!
Zhang Chulan was terrified; this was Train to Busan!
A zombie apocalypse has arrived?
He instinctively tried to close the door, but the doors on the high-speed train are automatic; how could he close them manually?
These enthusiastic fans of the supernatural being, mostly young people, were finally seeing one in person.
Not wanting to miss this opportunity, countless hands reached out and blocked the door tightly.
"Everyone! Calm down! This is a high-speed train! Don't push!"
Zhang Chulan used the Golden Light Mantra to prop open the door, his face turning red:
"Sister Bao'er! Help! Help me!"
Inside the private room.
Feng Baobao and Da Sheng were fighting over the last bag of potato chips when she heard cries for help. She looked up blankly:
"What happened to Zhang Chulan? Is he in danger on the high-speed train?"
Su Wuxian looked at the crazy scene at the door, but instead of getting angry, his eyes lit up.
That is......
The scent of business opportunity.
"Don't move."
Su Wuxian stood up, straightened his collar, and revealed a kind smile that reeked of money:
"Let them in...no, let us out."
"Since everyone is so enthusiastic, how can Longhu Mountain, as a prestigious and righteous sect, turn them away?"
"Master, what are you going to do?" Wang also had a bad feeling.
"what?"
Su Wuxian took out a stack of unused ordinary yellow paper talismans he had bought at the Qinling service area from his bag, and then took out a marker:
"To generate revenue."
"We relied entirely on the Feng family and the company for our trip. How embarrassing! We need to earn some pocket money to buy ice cream for Su Duo when we get back."
After saying that, Su Wuxian strode to the door.
With a gentle push, a soft energy dispersed the crowd crammed at the doorway, clearing a space.
"Everyone! Quiet down!"
Su Wuxian stood at the door, his aura overwhelming, instantly silencing the noisy crowd.
Upon seeing this, everyone realized that this man was none other than Su Wuxian, the legendary one who turned Wang Ai into an idiot. Who would dare to act rashly? The crowd immediately fell silent.
"Cough cough."
Su Wuxian cleared his throat, a professional fake smile on his face:
"Thank you all for your support of Longhu Mountain."
"The old Celestial Master is quite old and prefers quiet, so he is not comfortable receiving guests."
A sigh of disappointment rippled through the crowd.
"but!"
Su Wuxian changed the subject:
"As the old master said, meeting is fate. To give back to our fans, we have specially prepared a small... meet-and-greet."
Su Wuxian set up a small table at the subway entrance.
Then, he slammed the stack of yellow paper talismans onto the table:
Come on over! Don't miss out!
"A special amulet made in Longhu Mountain, personally blessed by the Old Celestial Master!"
"May it ward off evil spirits and bring good fortune, and may it ensure you get promoted, become wealthy, and pass your exams!"
"Originally priced at 9,900, today it's only... 500! You won't regret it for 500!"
The crowd paused for a moment.
Then it erupted.
"Five hundred?! Blessed by the Old Celestial Master? I want it!!"
"I want ten too! Give me ten!"
"Scan the code! I have Alipay!"
Zhang Chulan: "..."
Wang Ye: "..."
Isn't this just ordinary yellow paper?
There wasn't even a single talisman drawn on it!
Master, isn't this pure fraud?
"Wait, wait! Line up!"
Su Wuxian had Zhang Chulan hold up the payment QR code while he scribbled on a yellow piece of paper with a marker:
"Young man, what kind of service do you need? Seeking a partner? Sure!" A peach blossom was drawn on the paper.
"Beautiful lady, you want money? Sure!" A gold ingot was drawn on the paper.
Business is extremely hot.
Looking at the constantly increasing balance on his phone, Zhang Chulan's initial shame gradually turned into a feeling of genuine satisfaction.
"Thank you, boss! May you prosper! Next!"
"Besides talismans, is there anything else?" a wealthy-looking young man asked. "I'd like to take a picture with the Old Master!"
"Taking photos together is not allowed; the elderly person is shy."
Su Wuxian pointed to the Great Sage behind him who was munching on a banana:
"However, you can take a photo with our 'guardian beast'."
"This is a divine ape from the Qinling Mountains; it would be good to absorb some of its spiritual energy."
"Two hundred for a photo, three hundred for a hug, and five hundred for it to make a heart shape with its hands!"
Upon hearing this, the Great Sage didn't quite understand how much five hundred was.
But seeing Su Wuxian's encouraging look, he immediately put on sunglasses and struck an extremely flamboyant pose.
"Squeak!" (Come on, mortal!)
"Wow! What a handsome monkey!"
"I want to film! I want to film!"
The Great Sage instantly became the focus of attention, surrounded by a group of young ladies, and was so happy he was completely overjoyed. He even learned how to collect cash there.
Inside the private room.
Tian Jinzhong peered through the crack in the door at the grand spectacle outside and became restless.
"Senior brother, look how much money your junior brother is making... Why don't we go out and show off a bit too?"
"My title of 'Wheelchair Warrior' should be able to fetch some money, right?"
Zhang Zhiwei calmly sipped his tea:
"Jinzhong, be reserved. We are experts."
"but......"
The old master glanced at the stack of red bills that Su Wuxian had just thrown in on the table:
"When we split the profits later, remember to remind my junior brother that our appearance fee should be 50%, since the talismans were sold under my name."
Tian Jinzhong: "..."
Senior brother, it has to be you.
Just then.
Su Wuxian seemed to find selling talismans a bit monotonous, so he turned to look at Wang Ye, who was hiding in a corner pretending to be dead.
"Little Wang, come here."
"No! I'm not going!" Wang Ye clung tightly to the back of the chair. "I can't bear the embarrassment!"
"Stop talking nonsense."
Su Wuxian grabbed Wang Ye and pulled him out, pushing him in front of the crowd:
"Everyone! Look here!"
"Besides the area around Longhu Mountain, we also have guest stars making appearances!"
"Wu Dang Wang! Successor of the Feng Hou Qi Men technique, one of the Eight Extraordinary Skills! The heir to the Zhonghai Group!"
"Want to share in some wealth? Want to be friends with a tycoon in the future?"
"The handshake event begins! One thousand for each handshake! These are the hands of a successor of the Eight Extraordinary Skills; touching them will bring you wealth!"
"Holy crap! Daoist Wang Ye!"
"It really is Wang Ye!"
"Honey!! I want to shake your hand!!"
A group of female fans rushed up screaming.
Wang was squeezed in the middle, looking utterly dejected, like a mascot being forced into a job:
"Mr. Su...you're trafficking people...I'm calling the police..."
"And don't touch my face! No, wait, who the hell is touching my butt? Ouch!"
"Don't touch the middle!!!!"
(As you've probably noticed, after Volume 3, Volume 4 shifted to a more lighthearted and humorous style. There's less intense hatred and more intense fighting. But that doesn't mean the plot will be boring. I even postponed the Tang Sect outline for this volume. This volume is guaranteed to be exciting! Get ready for the first-ever sports meet in the world of supernatural beings, and the joyful life on Longhu Mountain!)
(Why is the book rating so low, everyone? For those who haven't given me a good review, could you please give me one? Please!!!)
(Another question: how's the style and direction of these pictures? Do you all like them?)
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