Chapter 332
Chapter 332
Li Jun had already far underestimated Qin Yu's lower moral limit, but he never expected ah
, this is no lower limit, this is especially no morality at all!
Fifty thousand yuan to change seats, this is what people can say?
Li Jun had already cordially greeted Qin Yu's eighteenth generation ancestor in his heart, but on the surface he still begged with a flattering face:
"Brother Qin, fifty thousand is too much, can you wipe me with a zero?"
Qin Yu shook his head, leaned into Li Jun's ear, and said in a low voice:
"The young man smashes, those who want to become big things will not be informal."
"Could it be that Xiao Xue'er is only worth five thousand in your heart?"
"If you really think so, then I suggest you spend five thousand directly to wash your feet, then you can not only see, but also touch, which is more cost-effective."
The corners of Li Jun's mouth twitched abruptly, what kind of crooked reasoning this is.
The most outrageous thing is that he thinks this seems to make sense!
Li Jun twisted his fingers and calculated that
his pocket money was twenty or thirty thousand yuan a month, and fifty thousand yuan was only his pocket money for two months.
Spending this money can sit next to the goddess, and you can also let the goddess feed, it seems that it is indeed not a loss.
Li Jun had a battle in his heart, but finally gritted his teeth and nodded:
"Good!" Fifty thousand is fifty thousand!
As soon as Qin Yu heard this, he immediately grinned and said
, "Good boy, he is a person who has made a big deal!"
Then, he took 50,000 yuan and exchanged seats with Li Jun.
And Li Jun finally sat next to the goddess of his dreams.
"Ah~~~"
Feeling the faint body fragrance coming from the girl beside him, Li Jun couldn't help but let out a happy moan, only to feel that the cells of his whole body were jumping happily.
He has been secretly in love with the goddess for three years, but today is the first time he sits in such a position close to the goddess
, I have to say, this taste is a word
, ah, kimoji~~~ Lin
Qingxue also noticed the change next to him at this moment, and saw that the person sitting next to him was replaced by Li Jun, and he couldn't help but be stunned:
"Huh? Why did you two suddenly switch seats? "
Oh... Because, I... Li
Jun thought for a long time, but did not come up with a more reasonable reason.
Still Qin Yu stood up and said with a smile:
"I think that piece of feng shui is not good, so I changed seats with Xiao Jun'er."
Although Qin Yu is a moral black hole, the most basic quality of taking money to do things is still there.
When Lin Qingxue heard this, she couldn't help but glance at Qin Yu:
"Inexplicable."
After that, everyone continued to eat the hot pot, and Li Jun was finally able to use his Lying Dragon strategy.
I saw Li Jun trembling and raising his chopsticks, but before he could move twice, he fell to the ground with a click.
Seeing this, Lin Qingxue on the side asked with some concern:
"Li Jun, what's wrong with you?"
Li Jun barely squeezed out a smile on his face, waved his hand, and said:
"It's okay, it's just that the injury I received just now is too serious, and now I can't use force on this side of my arm, but I can overcome it."
When he said this, Li Jun had already begun to fantasize about the goddess of clear snow, and the next moment he said to him with a concerned expression:
"Then I'll feed you."
But the ideal is beautiful, the reality is cruel.
I saw Lin Qingxue nodded with a flat face, and after saying "Oh, then you come on", he directly turned his head and continued to eat hot pot with his own care, directly
shattering Li Jun's previous beautiful illusion!
Li Jun: "..."
At this moment, it was clear that the hot pot restaurant was steaming, but Li Jun felt the bone-piercing coolness all over his body, and his expression was like a wooden chicken.
At this moment, BGM sounded in the hot pot restaurant.
"Snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is Xiao Xiao..."
Qin Yu, Liu Damao, and Li Xiaoke all did not hold back and laughed.
Seeing this, Lin Qingxue looked at them with some curiosity:
"What are you laughing at?"
"Nothing."
The three of Qin Yu shook their heads, covered their mouths and snickered: "
We just saw someone's red nose fall off."
Li Jun: (┯_┯)
At this moment, Li Jun even had the idea of going to Hollywood on the other side of the ocean to play opposite Spider Man.
Because he doesn't have to play the clown at all, but the clown himself....
"God is nagging."
Lin Qingxue glanced at Qin Yu and the three of them a little speechlessly.
Li Jun took a deep breath, forced himself to pick himself up again, and decided to take another shot.
After all, these five W's have been spent, and if you don't even listen to the sound, it will be a loss to your grandmother's house.
I saw Li Jun trembling again and raised his chopsticks, and then secretly let go and dropped the chopsticks to the ground.
Bang!
Li Jun slammed his fist on the table with an annoyed face, and said weakly and indignantly:
"Abominable! Still doesn't work! Qin
Yu three: "..."
You kid is really special to act, it's a pity that Gotham City didn't invite you to act."
But obviously, Lin Qingxue did not see through this slightly clumsy acting skill, and looked over with a concerned look and said:
"Still can't do it, then don't hold on, what do you want to eat, I'll clip it for you to eat."
When Li Jun heard this, his heart suddenly blossomed, but he still pretended to be embarrassed on the surface, scratching his head and saying,
"This is not good."
"It's okay, everyone is classmates, help each other should be."
Lin Qingxue shook her head with a smile: "What do you want to eat, I'll clip it for you."
"That's not a disrespect."
Li Jun could not hide the smile on his lips, and nodded with a somewhat shy smile.
At this moment, Wang Hao, who had been eating on the side, suddenly realized that he didn't seem to have spoken until now, and his sense of existence was almost zero.
Thinking of this, he decided to find some shots for himself and find a sense of existence.
I saw that he wiped his mouth and said with a smile:
"When you are full, let Li Jun feed."
When Li Jun heard this, his pupils widened suddenly, and he almost fell off the chair.
His eyes suddenly glared angrily at Wang Hao, no, what are you doing here!?
Li Junqiang resisted the urge to slap Wang Hao in a big pocket, and said with a smile:
"Wang Hao, didn't you have a big appetite before, why did you eat so much today, you are now when you grow your body, you still need to eat more!"
When he said the last few words, Li Jun specially added an accent and gritted his teeth to say it.
The meaning is already obvious, you hurry up and stay where to cool.
However, the honest Wang Hao could understand the voice of his words, and scratched his head with a smile:
"It's okay, I'm almost two meters tall now, so I don't need to grow my body anymore."
When Lin Qingxue heard this, she also nodded,
"Okay, then you can feed him."
Saying that, he stood up and changed seats with Wang Hao.
Looking at Lin Qingxue, who was several seats away from him again, Li Jun fell into a long silence...
"Come, Li Jun ah~~~"
Wang Hao picked up a piece of fat cow with chopsticks and handed it to the black-faced Li Jun's mouth.
Li Jun didn't want to open his mouth, he just wanted to kick this damn guy out.
What a crime!
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