Chapter 193
Chapter 193
In the evening, Qin Yu returned home.
"East wind!"
"North wind!"
"Touch!"
Mahjong between the two sides is still playing hotly.
It's just that judging from the expressions on the faces of several people
, the aunt's side is obviously winning numb, and the mother's side is obviously losing numbness.
"Xiao Yu is back."
The aunt waved at him with a smile on her face, and took out five hundred yuan in cash:
"It's almost the New Year, and the aunt has nothing to give you, you can take these five hundred yuan and buy something delicious."
When Qin Yu heard this, he couldn't help scratching his head a little shyly:
"Auntie, how is this embarrassing?"
However, having said that, his hand silently pulled the trouser pocket to the maximum, facing the hand holding the banknote to the aunt.
"You brat."
The aunt shook her head with a smile and put five hundred yuan in cash into his trouser pocket.
"Thank you Auntie for the gift!"
Qin Yu clasped his hands together, and an incomparably serene smile appeared on his face.
The corners of Auntie's mouth twitched slightly.
How does this feel like sending yourself away?
"Mom, my aunt has given me five north, and you, as my own mother, don't you have to express something."
Qin Yu smiled and rubbed his fingers towards his mother.
However, the old mother was ignorant at the moment, and kept her brows locked, looking at the mahjong cards in front of her.
Seeing his mother's appearance, Qin Yu asked with some curiosity:
"Mother, what is this?"
Dad whispered, "Your mom has lost 5k."
When Qin Yu heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised.
Good guys, this is how big you can lose 5k.
Qin Yu shook his head a little helplessly: "It's okay, just let me help my mother look at the cards and help her turn the tide."
Saying that, he came behind his mother, and when he saw his mother's card, he was immediately pleasantly surprised:
"I lean, mother, your card is quite tough, and it is almost a chicken!"
Dad: ⊙ω⊙
Uncle: ( ́◑д◐'
) Aunt: (○゚ε゚○
) Mother: (ʘ言ʘ╬)
After hearing Qin Yu's words, the tiger body was shocked, and quickly replaced the chicken that was about to be played with other cards, with a look of rejoicing.
Good risk, if this card is played, she will have to spit out half of the money she won today.
Thinking of this, the aunt couldn't help but look at Qin Yu with a grateful expression.
This kid can do it, can deal with it
, give him some red envelopes, he is really righteous and destroying relatives!
At this moment, Qin Yu's mother's face was the same as that black whirlwind Li Kui, and her face was extremely dark.
I saw my mother with her head bowed and silent.
Although she did not speak, anyone could feel her anger at the moment, as if a volcano was about to erupt.
"Well, Mom, do you believe me when I say I didn't mean it?"
Qin Yu, who knew that he had broken into a catastrophe, scratched his head with a smile.
However, only his mother's eyes that bloomed with murderous red light responded to him.
"Knife come!"
The old mother drank coldly with a gloomy face, and
the next moment, the father ran to the kitchen to get a big kitchen knife, and then handed it to the old mother.
Qin Yu's eyes suddenly widened: "Lying groove!? Dad, you still don't think I'm dying fast enough."
Dad shook his head helplessly: "Smash, no as no villain, I can only say, pay attention in the next life." The
corners of Qin Yu's mouth twitched wildly
, and the next moment, he spread his legs and ran all the way back to his bedroom, and quickly locked the door, shouting towards the door:
"Mom, I'm wrong!" In order to punish myself, I will not go out tonight to put this wall on this wall to think about it! "
Click!
Before the words fell, a large kitchen knife suddenly penetrated the door, almost cutting off Qin Yu's nose.
Qin Yu was so frightened that his hair stood on end, and he hurriedly took a big step back, his face trembling.
Fortunately, the angry mother was finally stopped by the father and aunt on the side, which did not cause a tragedy.
"Good risk."
Qin Yu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead.
He died countless times since he was a child, but this time was the closest he had ever come to death in his life, and
for a moment, he even felt that death had come to pick him up.
(Grim Reaper: Your boy's life is so hard, he has not been able to take you away by jumping in front of me so many times...) As
the old saying goes, if you don't see a coffin, you don't shed tears
, and with this extremely thrilling experience, Qin Yu finally secretly decided in his heart that he would never jump repeatedly in front of the god of death in the future.
Eh, wait?
Qin Yu suddenly realized a problem.
The Grim Reaper seems to be a Western god.
And this is the Great Xia Dynasty, and it is not within the business scope of the God of Death!
No matter how awesome his death is, can he still control the head of a Daxia man?
Thinking of this, Qin Yu suddenly stopped panicking, and his hands stopped shaking.
It's okay, the misunderstanding is resolved, and
continue to die in the future.
(Hades of the Prefecture: ???
Then, Qin Yu glanced at the time on the clock, and secretly thought in his heart that
it was only nine o'clock in the evening, and it was too late to update the codeword until ten o'clock.
Thinking of this, Qin Yu lay in the bed with a comfortable look and brushed up TikTok.
"Shock! A single male star surnamed Hu suddenly officially announced that his wife was pregnant!! "
Lower current income? Experts suggest renting out excess houses and working part-time as a ride-hailing driver in a private car on weekdays. "
The box office of Xiong Chumei's big movie exceeded 10 billion, becoming the biggest dark horse in this Spring Festival file!"
Looking
at the inquiries in front of him, Qin Yu shook his head.
These are all things, messy.
It's still good to look good.
Qin Yu's fingers flipped quickly, and soon he brushed a hot dance video of the brushing girl.
I saw that the girl in the video was dancing in revealing clothes while constantly spitting out her tongue, the tongue nails on the tip of her tongue were shining, and her eyes were extremely seductive.
"Demon, demon!"
Qin Yu couldn't help but let out a heartfelt sigh, and Ah Kun instantly became swollen again.
Then, without saying a word, he clicked a like and clicked on the comment area.
However, the sentence at the top of the comment area by this fringe girl blogger made him frown.
"Don't be too down-to-head the dick men in the comment area, I'm just dancing normally, no edges, I can only say that people with dirty hearts look dirty at all." (sweaty soybean expression)"
As soon as this comment came out, it was immediately recognized by countless little fairies.
"But no, I feel sorry for the blogger, obviously just posting a normal dancing video but being judged by this group of foul-smelling men, it's really speechless."
"Bloggers don't pay attention to this bunch of dicks, in reality these people are just losers who haven't even touched a girl's hand."
"We dress, dress, disguise and dance, just to please ourselves, I really can't figure out why these ordinary men are so ordinary but so confident?"
"No wonder experts say that every boy is a potential obscener, and now looking at the comment area is true, it is another day of daily fear of men."
"..."
Little fairies, your words directly reduced the male compatriots in the comment area to dust.
It was as if they were noble and holy white fairies, and these men were just a bunch of dirty and obscene sewer rats.
When Qin Yu saw this, he was immediately unhappy.
He admits that he is dirty, but this blogger is definitely not a good person, and it really makes him sick to his stomach.
Qin Yu's eyes dripped and turned, and he immediately thought about it, and wrote in the comment area:
[True love is a bargaining chip to refute them
] [Don't bother to
criticize you] [Learn to filter out those stenches
] [Forcing you to be angry is their goal
] [Blushing and arguing faceless]
As soon as this comment came out, it immediately provoked the echo of countless little fairies.
"That's right, that's right, Jimei, let's be beautiful alone and don't have to deal with these foul-smelling men!"
"This comment speaks my heart, it's really a peerless!"
"Everyone put this comment on top and let these stinky men see the gap between them and us!"
[Stench Man No. 1]: "6! [
Foddy Man No. 2]: "6! "
“666!!!"
"What are you foul-smelling men 6?"
"We deduct 6 for this commenter!"
"Oh? Have you realized your mistake?
"Recognize a fart! You low-energy keep your eyes open and take a good look, this is a poem with a hidden head and a hidden tail! "
“???"
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