Jordan: I thought he was there to help me!

Jordan: Lin is a warrior, a real warrior, because I almost got beaten to death by him on the court! Barkley: You want me to fight Lin? I'd rather kiss a donkey's ass a hundred times! Mike Tyson: What's so great about beating me in the octagon? Come to the boxing ring and see if I bite your ear! ... Question: In the 1990s, a late second-round pick with mediocre skills, how did you establish yourself in the NBA? Answer: Although my skills were mediocre, my fists were hard enough. Establishing myself in the NBA was a piece of cake! Not only could I establish myself, but I could also beat everyone in the league! Whether it's fighting or playing basketball, I'm the GOAT!