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After Lin Yifang's actions, Li Wei stopped glaring at Qi Xi and instead stroked his chin, saying, "Speaking of which, what do you think should be the name of that Super High School Level Trial? Since I'm his Master now, it should have a name that matches my status."
Qi Xi thought for a moment and suggested, "How about calling it Gentlemen's Dimension, or Gentlemen's Warehouse, or Gentlemen's Court?"
"Hmm... let's call it the Gentlemen's Garden."
After deciding on the name, Qi Xi tugged at Li Wei's sleeve and said, "By the way, Master, we still have some time left in our vacation. Do you have any plans at the academy?"
Li Wei figured there was nothing important to do, so he shook his head.
Qi Xi chuckled, "Then Master, shall we go back to the real world for a visit?"
Li Wei looked at Qi Xi with surprise. "The real world, huh? I thought you'd let me go out for a walk with you?"
After Qi Xi hopped back on her little feet, she clasped her hands behind her back, leaned forward, tilted her head, and smiled, "No, Master, I haven't been back for a long time. I'm going to see how our home is doing now."
"Master, please~" Qi Xi jumped forward again, landing on Li Wei's back with her entire body hanging on his back, and whispered.
“The real world…” Li Wei’s tone was a mixture of helplessness and indulgence, “Alright, alright, whatever you want.”
"Although there's not much to do there, well... I'll just treat it as a trip back to see the Statue of Liberty where I jumped off the building."
"Speaking of which, I'm really curious to see how the news will write it after that incident." Li Wei felt a little itchy inside, "I always have an urge to jump it again."
"Master, I think the old man will be very angry with you," Qi Xi said, covering her mouth and chuckling.
Li Wei shrugged. "To be honest, I think the tea he brewed at the police station tastes worse than if I put a bit of dirt in it."
"Are you going back?" Tang Ya asked at this moment. "I'll go with you. It's time for me to go home and see my family."
With Tang Ya following suit, Yang Qianqian, Lin Yifang, Liu Yiqiang, and Fan Xinxian, who was initially ignored by everyone as a background character, all decided to take collective action and return to the real world.
PS:
PPA: The Ultimate Trial, this super long and massive dungeon, has finally come to an end after several months of updates ╰(*°▽°*)╯
Next up is a new volume—
"I said NO, but I was still forcibly dragged into endless loops" [Nods]
Chapter 227 Lord Black, your maid is online!
An office in the Samsara Academy —
Little Black lay happily on the table, munching on a spicy snack. Lolo was massaging its shoulders beside it, and after Little Black finished eating, Lolo dutifully took out a new one from the packaging and fed it to Little Black.
Now, in front of Luo Luo, Xiao Hei has completely turned into a domineering cat.
The reason for this result was naturally that the world that Xiao Hei had tricked from the fox not only made up for the previous losses, but also made a profit. Hearing that several worlds had been brought in, Luo Luo was naturally happy. She stopped hitting and scolding Xiao Hei. Moreover, in order to cure its baldness, she even specially bought a certain X King shampoo to wash its hair.
Then the little black cat grew out, its fur becoming even blacker and smoother, shiny black, just like a purebred black cat that had been sun-dried in Africa.
"Luo Luo, tell me, am I amazing or not?" Xiao Hei said smugly, shaking his legs.
"Xiao Hei, you're absolutely amazing!" Lolo praised, giving a thumbs up.
"Luoluo~"
Seeing that Xiao Hei's mouth was open even wider than before, Luo Luo cleverly took out a bottle of milk and gave Xiao Hei a few gulps.
"Wow~" Little Black let out a satisfied burp, his whiskers twitching contentedly.
"By the way, Lolo, I don't know why, but lately I've been wanting to experience what it's like to be served by a maid."
When Luo Luo heard this, her lips twitched. This damn cat was probably getting carried away. But when she thought about her previous behavior, she realized that she had indeed wronged it. Moreover, during that period, Xiao Hei was as dejected as if it had been fucked by a dog. Now that Xiao Hei was behaving so well, she couldn't very well spoil its mood.
After thinking for a moment, Luo Luo left her with a message to wait for her, and then ran off to change into her maid outfit as a way of making up for it to Xiao Hei.
Just as Xiao Hei was chuckling and waiting for Luo Luo to return, a pop-up window appeared.
"What?! Someone's visiting? And I have to go see him in person? Who does he think he is? No way! Can't he see that I, Lord Black, am busy with important national affairs right now?"
"Huh? Why won't this damn window disappear..."
Little Black pouted in dissatisfaction and glanced carefully in that direction...
"Holy crap, it's that little bastard!"
Xiao Hei was startled. Its fur stood on end, and it stood upright, warily facing the window as if it were some kind of prehistoric beast.
"This, this..."
Little Black was conflicted. This guy was someone it really couldn't avoid, but a voice inside it was telling it not to go, not to go, because going there would definitely bring no good.
She started recounting all the good things that had happened during her meetings with this guy, especially their first encounter...
Thinking back to his first encounter with that little rascal, Xiao Hei couldn't help but shudder.
Damn it, my life is more important!
After making this decision, a puff of white smoke rose from Xiao Hei's body, and with a bang, Xiao Hei transformed into a dignified old man. After tidying his clothes slightly and checking himself in the mirror to make sure there were no spicy snack crumbs left at the corners of his mouth, Xiao Hei went out with a mix of trepidation and excitement...
Samsara Academy, a villa area exclusively for the big shots, a certain luxurious villa—
Li Wei was half-sunken on the sofa, sitting in a boss-like posture, with a blade of grass dangling from his mouth.
Upon seeing this, something almost instinctively stirred within Xiao Hei, but the thought that if it were exposed, it would definitely end up as a braised black cat, or be hung up like a red flag and dried into a cat jerky, was too strong to be true.
Without giving it any further thought, Xiao Hei, adopting the upright posture of a vice dean, approached Li Wei and asked, "What do you want with me?"
Li Wei didn't speak, but simply stretched out his right hand, rubbing his thumb against his index and middle fingers.
Xiao Hei's expression changed, and he quickly shook his head, saying, "I don't understand what you mean."
Li Wei didn't answer, and continued to rub the fingers of his right hand.
Xiao Hei's expression changed again, and he extended a finger.
Li Wei remained silent.
Xiao Hei extended another finger...
Li Wei shook his head and finally said, "You know."
"..."
Xiao Hei angrily said, "Don't push your luck!"
Li Wei glanced at Xiao Hei indifferently, and Xiao Hei's tone immediately softened, "Nothing to talk about? I think we still have a lot of room for negotiation."
“You and I have done so many deals together,” Xiao Hei said tentatively, “but actually, I haven’t been doing that well either…”
Li Wei spat out a contemptuous "Pah! You used me as a bet? Don't think I can't guess. I've been through so much hardship outside, risking my life and getting stabbed countless times. And you just open your mouth in the office and get all these benefits?"
As he spoke, Li Wei pointed to his right hand, "Do you see this arm of mine? It's clearly scarred from this bloody battlefield. There are even fewer pores than before. I risked my life to fight like this, how can you not make it up to me properly?"
To be honest, when Xiao Hei looked at Li Wei's right hand, he felt that the skin was better than before and the muscles seemed to be much firmer. If this was a symbol of being stabbed on the battlefield, then come on, stab me! Stab me a few more times! I'm afraid I'll become the blackest and most handsome cat in the world.
At that time, even Lolo will be blinded by my shiny black fur and fall head over heels for my cat fur, hahaha...
Thinking of Luo Luo, Xiao Hei seemed to remember something it had overlooked. Shaking its head, Xiao Hei didn't try to recall it for the time being. Its key task now was to deal with this little rascal.
Xiao Hei suppressed his heartache and said, "I can get the academy to give you 50,000 points every month..."
Li Wei rolled his eyes at Xiao Hei, "Trying to get rid of a beggar."
"Fine, I won't argue with you anymore. One price, same as before. The world is mine, but you get to manage it."
Xiao Hei's lips twitched, and he was about to speak...
Li Wei continued, "You can also take over the management of that original Super High School level trial instance. Just manage it as you see fit."
Xiao Hei's eyes lit up. This kind of special dungeon is very rare. Although the resources required to open and maintain it are much larger than those in a normal world, the benefits are self-evident. Any faction would fight tooth and nail for it.
Anyway, those worlds will have to be handed over with a heavy heart. Being able to manage one more world is a blessing in disguise.
After this analysis, Xiao Hei completed the transaction with Li Wei.
"By the way, a few friends and I are going back to the real world soon."
Xiao Hei waved his hand and said, "This matter does not require my consent; you yourself have the authority to do so."
"No, I mean, in the meantime, I'd like you to help me hire someone to clean our club activity room."
"..."
After saying goodbye to Li Wei, Xiao Hei returned to the office feeling quite exhausted, reverting to its lazy self as a black cat.
At that moment, Lolo was dressed in a black maid outfit and waiting for Xiao Hei.
"Welcome back, my little black master~"
Lolo smiled sweetly.
Xiao Hei's eyes lit up, and all its fatigue vanished instantly. Moreover, this was the first time it had ever received such treatment from such an obedient child as Luo Luo.
The annoyance of being extorted by Li Wei just now vanished instantly.
Xiao Hei couldn't help but burst into laughter, "Good, good, good, I'm very happy to hear you call me master."
"By the way, dear master, could you give me the new world access permissions for the sake of your obedient maid?" Lolo asked coquettishly.
Xiao Hei's face immediately froze...
PS:
PAS: I want to enter a surreal urban fiction contest... I want to start writing a book...
Chapter 228 I, Li Hansan, have arrived!
After finishing his business with the vice dean, Li Wei returned to the activity room of the Akina Mountain Club that he and Qi Xi had created. Everyone there looked ready to go.
In fact, whether they were drawn to the academy by luck or came voluntarily, for whatever reason, almost every student has ties they cannot sever in the real world, with only a very few exceptions.
"Li Wei, did you get the pass?" Tang Ya asked nervously.
Yang Qianqian waved her hand, "Sister Tang, this bastard has nothing but a lot of tricks up his sleeve. Going back to the real world is nothing to him."
Tang Ya smiled helplessly after hearing this. She knew how capable Li Wei was, but sometimes, if you cared too much about something, it was inevitable that you would have such feelings.
"Boss, is there something you need to discuss with the vice dean?" Lin Yifang asked curiously.
"Huh?" Fan Xinxian was stunned for a moment. Seeing Li Wei's expression, he knew that it was true. He hadn't even guessed it himself. How did Lin Yifang, who didn't seem to have a high IQ, guess it?
Lin Yifang rolled his eyes at Fan Xinxian, "You guys probably don't know this yet, but in fact, the boss's authority was already 70 when he entered the academy. Returning to the real world is more than enough for him."
His encounter with Li Wei occurred when Li Wei was looking for accommodation after arriving at the academy. At that time, Li Wei had already revealed his true identity as a privileged dog to him. It was for this reason that Lin Yifang quickly latched onto this powerful figure.
Just look at how thick his legs are, they're so thick you could stew them all in one pot... Ugh!
Fan Xinxian glanced at Tang Ya, who was slightly surprised, while everyone else seemed unfazed. He sighed inwardly, increasingly aware of the gap between himself and Li Wei. Could he really catch up with a man like that?
“Alright, stop arguing,” Li Wei said. “Let’s go to the logistics department first and set up the teleportation array back to the real world there.”
"Once you step outside, you can argue all you want, even if someone dies. Otherwise, your corpses hanging in the department will taint the path of future members' reincarnation," Li Wei said, pursing his lips.
"..."
Tang Ya's lips twitched slightly as she said, "I regret joining the club, I really regret it."
"+1."
"+2."
"+10086."
Liu Yiqiang: "10086-1".
Damn it, there's a traitor among us!
Lin Yifang: This flattery is amazing!
……
The Logistics Department is located in the west of the academy. Among all the official departments, the Logistics Department is considered one of the larger ones. This is because the academy's students and teachers are mostly from Earth. Earth is not only their home but also an important source of students. Naturally, the Logistics Department's benefits are guaranteed. Moreover, the Logistics Department is responsible not only for various matters on Earth but also for managing the academy's war reserves, daily life affairs, and so on.
Although this department is quite large, the person in charge is not arrogant at all. Because the students who can return to the real world either have connections or are outstanding enough to get this pass, he is very good at dealing with people and hardly asks any questions. He just reminds them of some precautions and lets them go.
The gist of it is not to reveal the existence of the cycle of reincarnation, and not to release items from the cycle of reincarnation into the real world.
Li Wei and his group received a mark from the logistics department. This mark is a communication symbol. When their time comes or they need to return early, they can contact the system through this mark. At the same time, the system will also use it to monitor the words and actions of the reincarnators.
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