Chapter 118 Be good and call me daddy!
Chapter 118 Be good and call me daddy!
On the train back to Hogwarts, the extra dwarf patch on Sigrid's shoulders has become a hit.
He was originally a tall, cute and cute little guy, and it was difficult to keep a low profile even when he was still in the body of a snake flower that was already attracting attention.
Before they even arrived at Hogwarts, most of the students on the train knew that the school beauty brought a cute pink and furry little girl back for Christmas and named her Little Pink.
It is a variant of the Puff Down, but it is smaller and cuter than it, and it is more well-behaved and easy to raise. It is a small pet that the Weasley brothers will soon mass-produce.
Most girls have secretly put it on their shopping list.
After completing the publicity task, Sigrid took the name tag and claimed credit with Fred confidently. "Boss, the advertisement has been posted. Wait for the order! Don't forget to tip me."
"Thanks to the efforts of the brand spokesperson, the boss reluctantly decided to agree with me. 』
"Think, get, it's beautiful!"
"Are you going to give up after all? 』
"..." This man was so shameless that Sigrid could no longer answer the question.
"It's too late, you have already met my mother twice, and she has already taken a liking to you. 』
"..." Even his own mother was brought out?
"It's okay, I know you have me in your heart!" 』
"..." It's so self-indulgent!
"Because my watch is pink now, it proves that you are thinking of me!" 』
"..." Damn it, I shouldn't have given him a watch!
Seeing that Sigrid didn't reply for a long time, Fred sent another message.
"Are you there? 』
"I guess your watch is pink too!" I miss you so much! 』
"If you don't believe my sweet words, you have to believe your words, right?" 』
Sigrid looked at the pink watch. It was a couple's watch that she gave on a whim. It was a bit childish but very interesting.
Only by looking at its color changes intuitively can we realize that Fred could miss her so many times a day. I wonder if Fred has ever counted how many times his watch changes color in a day?
Suddenly, a little ashamed.
Sigrid quickly locked the door of the prefect's box to prevent some stupid lion from suddenly breaking in.
But she really thought too much. Fred would be too busy to come over at the moment, or the door of their car had been blocked by a group of girls.
In Fred's box.
As soon as Lee Jordan opened the door and came in, he saw Fred staring at his wrist and laughing silly.
Li looked at George next to him and asked what was wrong with his brother. George pointed to his head calmly, and then pointed to the water glass on the table, giving him a look to understand for himself.
Is your brain... flooded?
Li asked curiously, "Fred, what are you carrying?"
"Bumpkin, this is called a watch, a couple's watch." Fred raised his head and stretched out his wrist, wanting to poke it into his eyes to show off.
Forgive Li for not seeing the world. After all, watches are worn by Muggles, and wizards prefer pocket watches.
"A couple watch for you and Umbridge?" Li looked at his pink dial, thinking of a representative character, and teased.
"Go away, you idiot." Fred tilted his head, picked up the name tag in his hand and continued to tease his junior prefect.
"I heard that you can buy dwarf cattails with the same style as snake flowers here?" Almost as soon as Li put down his luggage and sat next to Fred, the door of the car was opened.
A Hufflepuff schoolgirl looked at the twins expectantly, "How can I buy one? Can you buy me one?"
"I want it too, seniors, are there any other colors?" The girl who came with her followed closely behind.
Fred and George looked at each other, business was coming so quickly!
"We sell! But you need to make a reservation in advance." Fred enthusiastically received their first pair of guests.
Opening a business must go smoothly.
"This is the style, you can choose it yourself!" George handed them the parchment prepared in advance.
The two girls took it and looked at the dwarf cattails in different colors with docile or naughty characters inside, and started discussing with their eyes shining.
At this time, several more people came outside the door, and they seemed to have the same purpose as them.
"Senior, I want this warm yellow dwarf cattail!"
"Senior, can I have this in lavender color?"
"No problem! Pay a deposit of 1 galleons first, and your pet can be taken home within a month!" Fred nodded.
George stuffed the galleons handed over by the girls into his pocket and registered the names of the two buyers.
The two girls left contentedly, and three more girls squeezed in through the opened door of the car.
One train, seven hours.
Li watched helplessly as hundreds of pretty and cute school girls from various colleges surrounded their cars.
He bets that the Weasley brothers collected hundreds of gold galleons for the deposit today at least. It's crazy!
Back-to-school dinner.
The lobby is much livelier than before. After all, there are many topics to talk about for classmates who have not seen each other during the holidays.
On the Slytherin long table, Sigrid's dwarf cattail has become a small star, being passed around among different witches.
"Help, I attended three engagement parties during one holiday, and none of them had a relationship." Daphne was complaining about her holiday life to Pansy next to her.
"Just get used to it. During the Christmas vacation, my mother and I went to six families with pure-blood boys of marriageable age." Pansy disagreed.
"So, girls! Carpe diem! Like me, I have already dated 14 girlfriends!" Blaise interrupted with a wink.
"Shut up, don't interrupt the girl's conversation!" Pansy rolled her eyes rudely.
"What about you? Sigrid, do you have a merry Christmas?" Pansy paid attention to Draco's movements with her peripheral vision, and asked with a smile Sigrid, who was eating quietly.
The surroundings seemed to be quiet for a short time, and even the sound of the scraping of cutlery against the plate and the sound of food being rejected disappeared.
"Not bad. No banquet, no blind date." Sigrid raised her head and smiled politely.
"It's really a stick." Pansy sighed perfunctorily, noticing how Draco paused for a moment before focusing on eating again.
On the stage, Umbridge had already taken away Principal Dumbledore's job and began to talk at length about some of the new requirements after the start of school. Of course, most of them were the same old things.
Sigrid couldn't help but wonder if she had developed lateral growth again during the Christmas holidays.
Umbridge's golden hair was meticulously combed up, revealing a big face. The bags under her eyes were bigger than her eyes, and the apples of her face hung loosely.
Blaise stared at Umbridge on the stage intently and joked in a low voice, "I can guarantee that she is an old maid. Do you believe it?"
A few boys next to them smiled knowingly and obscenely, prompting Pansy to sarcastically say, "You are so disgusting!"
Blaise didn't care about Pansy's dissatisfaction at all and continued, "I can't believe what kind of man would be willing to date her..."
It is indeed very rude to comment on a woman's behavior so casually. Sigrid frowned and was about to ask Blaise to be quiet for a while. Draco next to him finally remembered his prefect's accusation and drank a glass of pumpkin juice impatiently. At Brace's mouth, he whispered, "Shut up, I can't stop your mouth even if I eat,"
The world finally became quiet, and when Draco happened to raise his eyes to look in this direction, Sigrid gave him a grateful look.
The apple pie in Pansy's hand suddenly no longer tasted good, and she confirmed even more aggrievedly that Draco still had lingering feelings for Stuart.
On the Gryffindor table.
"Let me tell you a secret. Under Fred's long sleeves, he is wearing a pink watch, which is exactly the same color as Umbridge's." Lee Jordan softly chatted with Aaliyah and Angelina next to him. Beauty.
"Watch? Isn't that something Muggles wear?"
"Pink? It's really hard for me to associate Fred with pink. It's so scary."
Of course Fred, who had a keen ear and eyesight, guessed that the content discussed by the three heads muttering next to him was inseparable from him. It was most likely that Lee Jordan, a bad friend, was using him as a weapon in order to find topics to pick up girls.
Fred planned to give him a small punishment to teach him a lesson. "Lee, can I ask you a favor? Change those posters of big-breasted macho men on your wall!"
"I..." Li glanced at the two girls whose expressions gradually became richer, and felt a chill in his heart, and a bad premonition arose spontaneously.
Merlin testified that he really only posted posters of muscular men to motivate himself to work out hard and strive to have big breasts so that girls can rely on him!
"I know that Victor Krum is your ideal type, but he is not suitable for you..." Fred comforted carefully.
"Yes, there are many good men. For example, there is one on the podium!" George also interjected with a smile.
Seeing that the two girls were already acting out a little movie in their minds, Li tried his best to explain to them, "I'm not, I didn't!"
It's a pity that he has a criminal record - the first man in Hogwarts to confess to Big Bat in front of the whole school in the past ten years.
A record that will definitely be included in the Hogwarts school newspaper's ten-year history.
Angelina awkwardly reassures "It's nothing to be ashamed of!"
Aaliyah echoed "True love has no gender!"
It was over, his idea of finding someone before graduating from Hogwarts was completely shattered!
Looking at Li, who was shrugging his head, Fred comfortably picked up the pumpkin juice and clinked glasses with George, glancing at his watch.
Dinner time, pink.
He raised his head and glanced at the long table opposite. He was thinking about his Slytherin prefect, who was eating dinner seriously.
Well, he missed his junior prefect too, so this boring dinner should end soon!
After dinner, while there was still a while before curfew, Fred successfully abducted his girlfriend to Classroom 20.
Just as she was about to have some hot French cuisine to relieve her lovesickness, Sigrid angrily avoided her.
Sigrid took out the dwarf cattail from her pocket and stroked it gently, "You're squeezing my little pink!"
Fred looked at her dreamingly. Such a little snake was so gentle, like a mother.
"Tell me, does it look like our child?" Fred stretched out his hand to pick up Xiaofen and play with it.
"Pa—" Sigrid frowned and knocked his hand away, sarcastically saying, "A child who earns you gold galleons?"
"I——" There was no way to refute, they did make a lot of money today.
"Also, when did I give birth to a child for you?" Let me give birth to a single-celled organism? It's really insulting.
Fred's brain circuit had no connection with Sigrid at this moment, so he simply said, "Okay, okay, I gave birth to you, okay?"
What the hell? Fred?
Before Sigrid could react, Fred opened his hands and showed a motherly smile, "Come on, little pink, come to your lion mother!"
Sigrid watched helplessly as a certain shameless guy started to compete with her for favor in front of her little fan, and stared angrily.
"Look, good girl, this person who dislikes you is your little snake daddy!" Fred complained to the little pink in his hand with a plaintive look on his face.
"Hey, call me daddy!" Fred was minding his own business and teaching the dwarf Pu how to speak.
Sigrid raised her head at 45 degrees and looked up at the ceiling...
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