stonecrandall Chapter 2 Children's Tricks
Chapter 2 Children's Tricks
Captain Lu highly approves of Qi Ming.
the reason is simple.
Every single one of his subordinates is unreliable.
Ah Qiang seems reliable and a good brother, but isn't it a bit outrageous that he helps his colleague Tie Dan find a technician while at work?
Iron-blooded, his family is in turmoil, his wife ran away, and he's drunk all the time. How shameful! He even haunts the ghost of an eighty-year-old grandmother. Can you really ask him to do anything?
Lee and his twins are cunning and deceitful, and they love to steal from homeowners. They're clearly willing to do anything except good deeds.
There were also two Vietnamese guys who couldn't understand a word they spoke, so they were even worse off!
Therefore, who else but Qi Ming could be his successor?
Early the next morning.
Qi Ming left the building, not participating in activities such as applying blue eyeshadow to see ghosts, taking advantage of the woman in red, or the Russian-style courage-building exercise.
He didn't want to get buck teeth or internal injuries from being blasted by the "lightning cannon".
In the few days before returning to the spirit world, why not take a walk around, get familiar with the environment, and properly acquire some equipment?
Plastic wrap, chocolate, and milk are all useful.
At least it will be useful to Mr. and Mrs. Li!
This is the setting.
Therefore, Li Ang also approved of Qi Ming's plan.
However, Captain Lu and other security guards were either too timid or simply did not believe in the existence of ghosts, which made him very uneasy, so he had to give them special training.
The afternoon before the night of the return of the soul.
Rongji Ice Room.
A man in a suit shouted, "What's wrong with you guys? There's a fly in the soup!"
He Jinyin, a deliveryman who looks a bit like Li Ang, quickly ran over and exclaimed in an exaggerated manner:
"Xiao Qiang~"
The man in the suit slapped him back with a loud crack, throwing him aside, and said angrily:
Don't give me that!
Seeing this, the other owners and chefs all ran over, took the flies swimming in the soup out, threw them on the ground, and beat them.
The man in the suit was speechless: "All I wanted was for you to give me a different bowl of soup!"
He Jinyin felt as if he had heard celestial music and hurriedly went to find the boss who had made such a big fuss...
As a result, he was beaten up.
Helpless, the man in the suit had no choice but to leave a few dozen yuan and get up to leave.
He Jinyin and the others then began to celebrate!
Not only did I save a bowl of soup, but I also received money!
Unfortunately, He Jinyin broke a beer bottle worth five cents while trying to catch flies, which was a minor flaw.
As for him getting beaten up, with half a beer bottle stuck in his buttocks, that's not a big deal.
Qi Ming, watching from the sidelines, also felt that He Jinyin was injured and had no reason to mourn.
Because this guy looks like an ordinary coward, but he's actually a cheater.
After learning martial arts for a month, he was able to fight against the real "King of Destruction," Master Duan Shui Liu.
He took so many punches, but he's still fine!
Qi Ming felt that if it were him, he would probably be split open if he only took one punch from his senior brother.
After all, Qi Ming was the one who punched through a wall and knocked out a fleeing heavyweight boxer. No matter how tough Qi Ming was, he wasn't as hard as a brick wall.
So what if he were to encounter the Li couple's illicit affair? Who knows?
Later, when he fought in the ring, he was intimidated by He Jinyin, mainly because He Jinyin's master, "Devil Muscle Man" Ghost King Da, was very famous and knew him well, so he used psychological tactics against him.
If the Li couple's performance was merely possession, wielding a chainsaw to chop people, then even if they weren't beaten to a pulp, they would be helpless against them.
He could easily break through the wall and escape quickly, then be safe once the rooster crows and the sky brightens.
***
On the way back, Qi Ming planned to sign up at the Elite Center after tomorrow. After all, he was a security guard, and it was always right to improve his combat capabilities.
Upon arriving at the security room, he found Lu Xiong and reported the situation to him:
"I've prepared everything: toy guns, milk, chocolate, a slingshot, and plastic wrap. How's yours?"
Lu Xiong said worriedly, "Besides me and A-Qun, no one believes in ghosts. We have training tomorrow, and if it doesn't work, things might get bad... Actually, I don't believe in ghosts either."
A-Qun is a fan of Li Ang, and besides Qi Ming, he trusts Li Ang the most.
Qi Ming laughed and said, "Didn't you see Old Lady Li's ghost? You even kicked her head off. Tie Dan didn't even see her face, yet you still messed her up."
Lu Xiong explained, "Old Mrs. Li isn't that fierce. Besides, think about it, Mrs. Li was wearing red, but her husband wasn't wearing any clothes at all. He might not become a vengeful ghost. So I think the problem isn't necessarily as serious as the master says."
Qi Ming couldn't help but ask, "What did the police say? Are they just going to wash their hands of it?"
Lu Xiong said helplessly, "There have been robberies these past few days, they're too busy to handle them all, and the master is mentally unstable, so it's best to just let it go..."
Compared to this place, Gotham City in the movie is indeed a place with a simple and honest folk culture.
Qi Ming also became more sober and reminded himself to be careful and not to be careless, lest he encounter any accidents.
That night.
He slept inside the building, saving on rent at least. Even though it was a haunted house, he wasn't afraid at all.
And indeed nothing happened.
The night of the return of the soul has a clear set of rules, and these rules must be followed without missing a single day.
The next morning, he still didn't participate in the special training, but instead went to get his equipment.
On Li Ang's side, in order to convince everyone that he was invulnerable, Ah Qun, who firmly believed in him, stabbed him in his inflamed appendix, sending him back to the hospital.
Qi Ming remembered clearly that the ghosts of the Li couple did not wait until after midnight to make their move.
Ah-Qiang and one of the older Vietnamese men would be the first to be scared to death around 11 o'clock.
If Li Ang hadn't come to the rescue in time, the other security guards would have been wiped out as well.
For safety reasons, Qi Ming would not risk rescuing anyone.
00:08.
Qi Ming pushed open the door to the security room.
Li Ang and A Qun were swaying their heads to the music.
A young Vietnamese man is dancing with a pair of women dressed as women, who are quite eye-catching.
Captain Lu, who had gone to the toilet to defecate but was so frightened by a hand reaching out from the toilet that he didn't even wipe his excrement, came out at that moment.
Ah Lee, who hadn't practiced legwork for thirty years, was sitting with Tie Dan, who was washing his face with blood and looked very strange, and they were tapping their feet to the beat of the music.
Qi Ming glanced around and nodded, saying, "Good, I'm relieved to see everyone is alright!"
Lu Xiong immediately exclaimed, "Mingzai, what's wrong with you? You look like a mummy!"
Qi Ming was wrapped in multiple layers of plastic wrap, making it appear somewhat opaque.
The same goes for his face; only his two nostrils are visible.
As for his eyes, he wore a pair of flat-framed glasses, wrapped only in two layers, to avoid affecting his vision!
He laughed and questioned, "Captain Lu, you really don't know why I did this?"
Upon hearing this, Li Ang quickly jumped to Qi Ming's side and shouted, "Fire!"
Qi Ming raised a toy gun in each hand and pointed it at Lu Xiong.
The lights suddenly went out.
Lu Xiong's expression changed, transforming into that of the dead Mr. Li, and he said with a sinister smile:
"Toy gun? Heh heh heh, child's play, you big rascal, I'll kill you first!"
No sooner had he finished speaking than he was struck in the face by pure milk, as if by lightning. Immediately, a beam of light shot out from his body, accompanied by a whooshing sound, and he fled outdoors.
Li Ang laughed loudly, "Chase!"
"etc!"
Qi Ming spoke up to stop him.