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Chapter 28: Chapter 28



Chapter 28: Chapter 28

Andrew was walking in the corridor outside the reception hall. After the winter snow fell, it would form a strange reflection phenomenon, making the whole room look very bright.

This is his second Christmas on the island.

He was not responsible for the visit in the afternoon, but his boss Miranda disappeared after lunch, so he had to supervise instead of his boss.

During the prison morning meeting on the first floor today, he was scolded by Miranda inexplicably. The woman pointed her thick carrot-like finger at his nose and scolded him for not doing his job properly, just like scolding a brat.

He felt baffled, that woman had always been obedient to him, wishing to lie on the ground like a bitch and let him/him.

But this morning, he showed a great degree of discomfort with his initiative to get close, as if he glanced at some dirty thing.

But he didn't care at all, as long as she didn't give up her position to that bearded Lausanne, it didn't matter how the other party scolded him.

——In the final analysis, it’s just a relationship of mutual use.

Standing in the corridor for a while, he reckoned that the visiting time for the prisoners on the first floor was almost up, and he had enough rest in the corridor, and when he was about to go back to supervise, three people passed him by.

He only recognized one of them, the warden of the third prison, Gu Nansheng.

Gu is a typical oriental beauty. Although she is not confused in her age, her soft and gentle temperament is as soft as a reed by the river. When he saw her for the first time, he could hardly believe her gender, and even moved. some other thoughts.

It was not until later that I heard that he was the guide of the chief director of the prison that I was afraid of my bold idea.

Yes, Alex, the Chief Director of Los Angeles Prison, is a sentinel with terrifying strength.

It is said that in their time, they used to dominate the top of the sentry with two other sentries in the tower.Later, when I got older, I also applied for a job in such a place.

As his combined guide, Gu naturally wanted to come with him.

He also felt regretful that such a powerful sentinel and guide should spend his whole life in this kind of place.

Thinking about it later, I felt that this person was very wise and knew how to retreat bravely.

Guarding an acre of land far away from the hustle and bustle, this is almost the best ending that this government weapon can get as a sentinel guide.

At this moment, Gu and another guard lead a prisoner to the visiting room.

This is very strange. As the largest prison in the world, Los Angeles Prison holds serious criminals from all over the world.Prisoners in the first tier of prisons have relatively light crimes, and the number of visits is the largest, and the third tier of prisons is the most complicated and tiring.The number of people on the second floor is relatively reduced by nearly half.

As for the third floor, unless a special approval order from above is obtained, visits are not allowed at all.

What is unusual today is that someone actually visits the prisoners on the third floor.

I don't know what kind of prisoner it is.

So Andrew took a closer look at the prisoner in prison uniform with handcuffs and shackles.It was also an Asian man, slightly pale, but full of bookishness, and the pain of prison did not seem to have brought him too much damage. His whole person looked like an oriental plant.

He patted a guard next to him, and asked in a low voice, "Why is the third floor also here?"

The guard glanced at it in a low-key manner, and said in a low voice, "Probably some important person has obtained the pass from above."

When Andrew heard this, he became a little interested: "What a big shot."

The guard thought for a while, and said, "I don't know, I just took a sneak peek, and it seems to be a woman." The guard paused, and smiled ambiguously: "A young and beautiful woman."

When Andrew heard that it was a woman, he shook his head regretfully: "It's rare that there are still women who are willing to come to us."

The guard also said: "Who says it's not."

But in fact, the whole thing still has a taste of conspiracy, a criminal who has been ignored all year round, a woman who visits unexpectedly, and the above-mentioned extraordinary accommodation.

Andrew shook his head, thinking that this matter probably didn't have much to do with him, so he hurriedly skipped it and went back to his own business.

It wasn't until two hours later that the entire visiting hall started to make noise that he realized that something had happened.

At first it was just screams from the hall, like a cry from hell.

Andrew opened the door, and a guard with a rotting face walked towards him. He staggered over while roaring like a wild animal.

He is not unfamiliar with this thing. In the past month, he has seen this creature on TV countless times.

Behind him, there are countless things that are similar to him.

He didn't have time to react, and there was only one thought in his mind:

——Why, there are zombies here.

At six o'clock in the evening, it was supposed to be the time for the prisoners to have Christmas dinner, but things, starting with a power outage, became out of control.

The doors of the prisoners' rooms are electromagnetic doors. When the power outage started, some restless prisoners began to move around. The endless sentences had exhausted their awe of order.

So when they confirmed that this power outage was not a temptation, the carnival of the criminals began, and one after another took advantage of this opportunity to leave the gate of the prison.

When the power outage happened, Lu Lanqiu was discussing with Fang Qi the details of the night's actions.

The sudden darkness did not arouse Fang Qi's surprise. At first, he also thought that the prison guards were making a sudden temptation.

Lu Lanqiu quietly waited for things to change in the dark. His life was spent waiting a lot.He waited routinely, as he had done before on the operating table for a frozen section biopsy.

But Fang Qi's face soon became strange, and his sentinel's hearing seemed to have obtained enough information in the darkness.

Lu Lanqiu felt this strangeness, he raised his head and looked at Fang Qi opposite him: "What's going on?"

Fang Qi was silent in the darkness. When he was silent, he looked like an ocean in the night. Under the calm appearance, there were countless turbulent reefs lurking.

Lu Lanqiu was about to speak again, but heard the other party say: "Something happened."

Fang Qi's tone was heavy and calm.

Lu Lanqiu collected herself: "Do you want to go out?"

Fang Qi glanced at him: "Wait for Xiaohu's news and go out rashly, it's like giving away the head directly."

Lu Lanqiu listened quietly for a while, and he also had a thought in his mind. He turned to Fang Qi and said, "You really don't know what happened?"

Fang Qi sighed: "I know."

"Why don't you go out, you'll have nothing if you're late."

"Ms. Lu, do you know why I refused to take you in the hospital?"

He sighed: "For those who are not the target of action, we can only respond with indifference."

Lu Lanqiu choked on Fang Qi's words for the first time, he looked at Fang Qi's back for a long time.Suddenly, a smile appeared: "Captain Fang, I don't agree with your indifference."

After all, he opened the door of the room and walked out resolutely.

Fang Qi shouted immediately: "You idiot, come back to me!"

As soon as he poked his head out, a prisoner with a highly decomposed whole body stood in front of him, with his mouth wide open, he rushed towards Lu Lanqiu.

Lu Lanqiu's eyes froze, her body became short, and she tripped the zombie with her foot.

Fang Qi hadn't had time to breathe a sigh of relief when he saw countless people of the same kind following behind the zombie. Fang Qi was about to reach out to grab Lu Lanqiu back, but saw a monster appearing beside him.

He was also unambiguous, jumped onto the back of the zombie, twisted the other's head with both hands and twirled it gently, only heard a "crack", and the zombie's head was twisted off, and it rushed forward as if it lost its support fall.

Fang Qi started to clean up the zombies, and shook his head helplessly: "Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu, this time, the Sa family has suffered a lot from you."

Lu Lanqiu said: "It's as if you don't need to pay attention to these things later."

The matter was far from over, the zombies noticed the existence of the sentinel, and began to commotion uncontrollably, pouring towards Fang Qi and the two in an endless stream.

As soon as he came out cleanly, he saw countless zombies flocking to Fang Qi.

At this moment, there was a gunshot, and Fang and Lu looked back. It turned out that it was Luosang who was holding a gun. To be precise, it should be Xiaohu who stepped forward.

Fang Qi raised his lips and smiled endlessly, "Stinky boy, I thought you were swallowed by zombies."

Xiaohu tore off the camouflage on his face: "Boss, Chen Luo's naughty little girl is trying to trick me!"

Lu Lanqiu was taken aback for a moment, she didn't expect that the first thing the child said when they met was to complain.

Fang Qi was most annoyed with small reports on weekdays, and slapped the other party on the head: "Stop crying, why are you here now?"

Xiaohu stiffened his neck, turned his head and stopped talking.

Fang Qi was helpless, and slapped again: "You still have a temper, where is the gun? Where is the person?"

Xiaohu handed the weapon on his body to Lu Lanqiu: "It's all here, and some of it is at Jianghe's. He's hiding in the warehouse between the first and second floors."

With weapons on their bodies, the three of them immediately gained confidence, retreated while fighting, and retreated to the warden's room on the first floor of the prison.

After struggling to close the door, Lu Lanqiu was about to ask Xiaohu about Chen Luo's whereabouts.At this moment, a shrill female voice suddenly sounded: "You are a prisoner in that prison, why do you go out casually?"

The three of them looked back, and it turned out to be a fat and tall woman, wearing the uniform of the warden, with a ferocious face.

Lu Lanqiu saw a stripe written on the opponent's uniform, and guessed that the opponent should be the warden of the first floor prison, Miranda.

It's just that he explored the opponent's mental threshold a little bit, and the defense on his face suddenly turned into a strange expression.

He glanced at Fang Qi, but saw that the other party's face couldn't hide the gloating.

The woman seemed to realize that her ferocious expression did not have any deterrent effect, so she immediately put away the ferocity on her face, revealing a vivid and cunning expression like a teenager.

I saw the woman who looked like a rice vat groped for a while at the joint of the head and neck, then took off her head as if by magic, showing a pair of bright smiling eyes: "I'm suffocating you, this woman His body is really heavy."

This Miranda was actually Chen Luo in disguise.

When Xiaohu saw Chen Luo, his enemy was extremely jealous. He threw away the gun in his hand and wanted to rush forward to fight him.

"Stinky lizard, look at what you've done!"

Chen Luo just took off the fake headgear before, and his body was still trapped in Miranda's fat skin. He couldn't escape for a while and was caught.

"I'm sorry for what I did, did you pretend to be a woman or something, how can you have the face to tell me?" He was unable to move, and was caught and beaten several times, so he had to try to defend himself.

"It's fine if you pretend to be a woman. Why do you have to drag me to pretend to be your concubine? It's embarrassing!"

Chen Luo was even more aggrieved: "There is no adultery in not pretending, how can we pass the news openly, do you think I really want to have anything with you? Pretending to be passionate!"

Lei Xiaohu became even more angry, and was about to hit him with his fists, but Fang Qi hurriedly stopped him: "Come on, just hit him twice, and there is still business to do later."

Lu Lanqiu watched this farce, and said lightly beside Fang Qi: "Now I suddenly feel that it's not bad to pretend to be a criminal."

Fang Qi tried his best to hold back his laughter, put on a stern face, and said, "Since everyone is here, let's not stick to formalities."

He looked at the clock on the wall, it was exactly seven o'clock, he cleared his throat:

"Action ahead."


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