stonecrandall Chapter 160
Chapter 160
【Extraordinary chat group】
【Wendy: Huh? Want to cook emergency food? Hey, I want Braised Paimon! (dog head. expression)】
【Zhongli: From a general perspective, steamed Paimon might be better! (Serious.jpg)】
【Nacida: Isn’t that too cruel? How about making it into a Paimon sandwich? (dog head.~expression)】
【Funina: I think it would be more appropriate to make it into a cake pie! (dog head.expression)】
【Navia: The macaron version of Paimon will also work~ (dog head. expression)】
【……】.
Following Yingmei’s action, the Lezi people in the chat group started to have their imaginations wide open.
For a time, the group was filled with all kinds of dishes related to Paimon.
When Paimon saw this, everyone was dumbfounded.
“Damn it, this is all your fault!”
The next second, after reacting, Paimeng glared at Yingmei who was snickering, and then hurriedly explained.
It’s impossible not to explain!
If it continues, someone with good intentions, such as Xiangling, will take him seriously..Then she really becomes food!
【Paimon: Damn it���Paimon is not emergency food!】
【Paimon: Huh, I’ve taken note of this grudge! (Crazy.jpg)]
Seeing Paimon looking crazy, other people in the group couldn’t stop laughing.
This little guy is so cute!
At this time,
【Shadow: Yes! When it comes to food, it has to be my little fox! (dog head.jpg)】
【Yae Shenzi:? ? ?】
【Kujo Sora: Ahem, in fact, the previous actions of Lord Gong Si in rebelling against Tiangang were all fictitious by him!】
【Kujo Sora: This one is real! It’s an early video of the General taming the Palace Secretary! It’s a pity that he was hidden by the Palace Secretary. Thanks to the light curtain for allowing us to see him again! (Serious.jpg)】
【Alice: No wonder the little fox later became so disdainful and even rebelled! It turns out it’s not because of Huzhai Palace, but because of the stinky-faced general! (dog head.jpg)】
【Yingmei: Don’t try to persuade a fox to be good without suffering! The Son of God just chatted and then asked me to give Ying two slaps. I cried to death~ (dog head. expression)】
【Gan Yu: @八重神子, sister Shenzi, don’t you have anything to say? (dog head. expression)】
【Son of the Eightfold God:……】
【Son of the Eightfold God: Slander is all slander!】
【Yae Shenzi: And you! This grudge has been recorded by me!】
【Yora:……】
First it was Paimon, then the Eightfold Palace Secretary.
By the way, don’t you have your own mantra?
In the group, everyone was overjoyed to see the Eightfold Divine Son finally breaking through the defense!
It was like winning a battle~
The chat group was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere
…… villa
“Sure enough, the gods and their retinue must be in order~”
Seeing the conspicuous barrage in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen also had a smile on his face.
In this case, let’s do another cruel one!
Thinking of the next one, the corner of his mouth raised slightly Get up.
This second creation is to the Eighth Level God Son, what”Zhong Li” is to Zhong Li!
It’s the kind that you can’t get enough of if you don’t watch it, and you will turn black after watching it twice!
It’s so fucking stupid!
I want to watch the fox. You will be very happy after that, right?
Thinking of this, Luo Chen didn’t stop any longer and said directly
“After watching the previous video, I think you all have a certain understanding of Yae Kamiko’s childhood.”
“Next, let’s continue with the non-serious review!”
“The third and final item of the unseemly review – Yae Aaiko!”
……
Seeing the movement in the light curtain, everyone in the chat group looked over.
【Extraordinary chat group】
【Qin: Huh? Yae Aizi? What’s this? (curious.jpg)】
【Keqing: I don’t know, but it’s definitely not easy to put it at the end! I have a hunch that it must be a big job! (dog head. expression)】
【Shadow: Big job? Great life, great life! (Excited.jpg)】
【Kamisato Ayaka: I always feel that this unorthodox review seems a bit familiar.……】
【Fonina: I know, I know! It is the same as”Navilai Da””、”Baba takes off silk”、”Zhong Li” something like that!】
【Wendy: Hey~】
【Navelle:……】
【Zhongli:……】
Except for Wendy, the weirdo, Villette and Zhongli were speechless.
Why do you just remember this?
Just staring, right?
At this time,
【Nasida: These three are homophones! But”Ye Caizi” doesn’t seem to be a homophone, right? (Doubt.jpg)】
【Yingmei: Maybe it’s similar to”Zhong Li”, grafting a character onto the Son of God, right? (Guess.jpg)】
【Hutao: Oh? Saying this, the hall master became excited! (dog head. expression)】
【Ruotuo Dragon King: I still can’t forget the video of Morax fucking, haha, looking forward to more~】
【Arataki Yidou: Hahahaha, this is the same for me too~】
【Goro: Ahem, let’s observe and observe.~！】
【Skirmishers: Is it fun for fun people~ interesting~】
【……】
For a time, people in the chat group were looking forward to it.
When Chunhu saw this, his heart felt numb again.
“Isn’t it?”
“Do you really want to be at the level of [Zhong Li]?”
She had witnessed this video with her own eyes yesterday! He and Kage both fell down laughing in the castle tower at that time.
They laughed at Morax a lot in private!
But now when she thinks that this kind of thing might happen to her, Chuan Hu was in bad shape.
But she couldn’t control the light screen.
She could only bite the bullet and watch it again.
…… villa.
Luo Chen did not keep everyone waiting.
After finishing speaking, he directly controlled the mouse to play the video.
Soon, a picture began to flash in the light curtain.
Background, Narukami Taisha Shrine.
Under a burst of melodious and relaxing background music, the scene came to the foot of the sacred cherry tree.
At this time, a little miko was reporting to Yae Kamiko about the situation of Yaedo light novels.
“Reborn, and then transformed into the Eightfold Palace Secretary”
“Arrange for witches to handle divine matters”
“Sit with tea and meditate”
“Occasionally appear to listen to the wishes of worshipers.”
Hearing this, Yae Shenzi closed the light novel in his hand, and then said
“This story is so disgusting that it opens the door to disgust!”
“It’s so disgusting!”
���…
Originally, people in the chat group were a little confused when they saw the normal Yaegomiyaji in the picture.
Isn’t that the”Zhong Li” we agreed on?
Why hasn’t it changed?
However, after hearing these two words, they were all stunned.
Those who drank water choked, those who ate almost choked, those who walked almost fell down, and they were all shocked!
If it were just a simple statement, then at best everyone would feel it was weird, vulgar, and a bit out of character.
No big problem!
But the problem is that the voice is wrong!
This is not the voice of the eighth-level palace minister at all!
Instead, it sounded like the voice of an old woman!
But that’s it if it’s really an old woman!
It just so happens that in appearance he is the beautiful Yae Palace Priest!
Yaegongji’s beauty + the old woman’s vulgar words… this… many people in the chat group had strange expressions on their faces.
Light screens are really good at playing!
As for the person involved…
Chuan Hu was looking at the screen, his face twitching involuntarily.
The fists in his hands were clenched tightly, making a constant”crunching” sound.
It can be seen how explosive his heart is!
……
In the light curtain.
Yaegamiko’s vulgar words continued.
I saw her walking up to the little witch, then spinning around and saying,
“That mouth of yours was rented, are you in a hurry to return it?”
The little witch saw this and said quickly
“No, Mr. Palace Secretary!”
However, before she could finish her words, Yaegomiya blocked her mouth with a light novel.
“Even you are mine!”
When the little witch saw this, she seemed to understand something, and her expression became a little nervous.
“Well, editor-in-chief!”
Yae Shenzi nodded with satisfaction.
Then he retracted his movements and continued to speak in the voice of an old woman.
“Because I recently read a book”
“This story changes from now on!”
After the words fell, the scene changed.
It came to the scene of the story described by Yae Kamiko.
At this time, she was in a wilderness somewhere in Inazuma.
She was surrounded by a group of sea ghosts.
But there was no fear on her face.
“Today, you are too noisy!”
“It’s like a high jump in the toilet – too much (shit)!”
After saying that, Yae Shenzi took out the royal coin.
Then he folded it in the voice of an old woman.
“I am Nanako~”
Then she started her beautiful scene of fighting monsters.
But it was accompanied by another rude and sarcastic words!
“Oops, the barrage is broken~”
“Little top!”
“Little pineapple! Small motorcycle! Little camel!”
“Yo~”
“hehe~”
“ah——”
“Life lies in stillness!”
“Look at how many years that bastard can live without moving!”
“You guys, I can’t cure you yet!”
“You don’t have eyes!”
“Your IQ is also nine hands, right?”
“My mother is depressed, my father is bald!”
“Is this…a face growing on the mole?”
“So scary——”
“Her face is full of folds and yet she looks so cute, it’s really a combination of her heart and soul!”
“You may be a miniature person, but your heart is still vulgar!”
“I said you little fool, you will be struck by lightning if you tell lies!”
“Hurry up���Die——”
After a fierce battle, Hai Luanggui fell upside down and hung up, leaving only the last one half-kneeling on the ground.
Looking at Yae Shenzi walking towards him slowly, he croaked.
“This old lady’s words are quite damaging, can she live alone?”
“Hahahahaha~”
Yae Shenzi let out a cheerful old woman’s cry.
Then he bent down slightly and looked down and said
“snort~”
“I swept the floor for a month!”
“Finally got you out!”
“To put it mildly, shoot him twice!”
“So…what about taking it seriously?”
Hai Rangui subconsciously raised his head and said.
Yae Shenzi stood up and turned back, then turned his head slightly, a trace of disdain flashed on his face.
“Get bombarded!”
Then, the screen went black, followed by a burst of miserable screams.
“Ah ah ah——”
· ·····Asking for flowers···· ······
Then, the scene changed and we came under the sacred cherry tree again.
“It’s so…so immersive!”
After hearing this, the little witch’s eyes widened.
Then she seemed to have thought of something and asked quickly
“You wouldn’t really have done anything like that, would you?”
“unimportant!”
“We are all thousand-year-old foxes, why are you playing with me~”
Yae Shenzi smiled slightly.
At this point, the video ends
……
After watching it, the audience in front of the light curtain started laughing again.
The previous unfair comments only made them subvert their image of this eighth-level palace minister!
It feels like she will also be”beaten” one day!
But this video is completely different!
It is not serious in the true sense!
In terms of life, it can be compared with yesterday’s”Zhong Li””、”Compared with”Laoden Kaori”!
If the image of the Yaegu Shrine could be saved a little bit before, there is no chance now! It completely collapsed!
When the few little shrine maidens of Narukami Taisha Shrine saw this, everyone was stupid Got it
…
【General chat group】
【Sachiko: This…is this Miyaji-sama? Impossible, absolutely impossible! How could our Lord Palace Master be so full of such vulgar…vulgar words!】
【Kano Nana: Yes, this is not a serious review, it must be fake! By the way, isn’t there Hotaru on it? Hotaru, what’s going on? @Daocheng Yingmei】
【Daocheng Hotumi: I…I don’t know either! I reported the light novel to Miyaji-sama, but the scene was not like this! (Panic.jpg)】
【Yan Xiao: Ahem, maybe you remembered it wrong! (dog head.jpg)】
【Tian Tiezui: Yes, memory is the most unreliable! (dog head.jpg)】
【Sarah: Yes, yes, just like who would have thought that the reason for Yaegomiyaji’s”rebellion” was actually because he was”abused” by General Raiden when he was a child! (dog head.jpg)】
……. 0
【Murata: Mr. Palace Secretary’s reputation has been brutally persecuted… (dumbfounded.jpg)】
【Celestial Eye Fifteen: First the General, then the Palace Secretary, Ina Wife’s image has collapsed! (wry smile.jpg)】
【Lawrence: It’s okay, Mond and Liyue are almost dead too!】
【Master Mao���That’s right! Welcome Inama to join the big family, now we are waiting for the next country! (laughing.jpg)】
【……】
Seeing this, people from Xumi, Fontaine and other countries began to tremble.
……
Rose of Thorns Headquarters
“call~”
“Finally, I am not the only one suffering from this!”
After watching the video in the light curtain, Navia let out a long sigh of relief.
She had also made such vulgar language in the video of”Bombarding the Dragon King”.
After hearing it at that time, everyone was dumbfounded.
Big The young lady’s temperament was completely destroyed!
Until now, many people in Fontaine have weird expressions when they see her.
Some friends even use those words to tease her, which makes Navia smile bitterly in her heart.
So she is seeing her After seeing this video, I suddenly felt very friendly.
Good!
Great!
Finally, she is no longer the only one whose image has collapsed! She even felt a little happy in her heart.
After all, the vulgar words of this Eighth Palace Secretary were worse than hers The one was much rougher…
What’s more important!
Her voice was in the video!
And this one was an old woman…
Navia couldn’t even imagine how much her heart would have exploded if she had been in this situation.
“call~”
“Thank you for your kindness~”
“Otherwise, I’m afraid this wild rose of mine will wither.~！”
She was secretly grateful in her heart.
Fortunately, Navia felt much happier.
So he stood up and waved to the butler and attendants behind him.
“Myles, Silver, I’m going to make some more macarons!”
“Well, this time I will make it in the shape of Paimon.~”
“Yes, Miss!”
……
Castle tower.
At this time, the atmosphere here became quiet again.
Yingmei, Paimon, and Shadow looked at Yae Shenzi with strange expressions.
It was as if they had gotten to know each other again.
After a while, Yingmei suppressed a smile and said
“I didn’t expect it! I didn’t expect it!”
“I thought that the Son of God just had a somewhat arrogant personality, but I didn’t expect that he had such a side!”
“yes!”
Besides, Paimon echoed with a smile.
“It’s a clip again, it’s an old woman’s voice again, and it’s a series of golden sentences again!”
“The person almost burst into pieces~”
When Ying heard the golden sentence, he instantly recalled what happened in the light screen just now, and he immediately laughed and lay on the desk.
“Hahaha, Son of God, what have you done in the past five hundred years?”
“I think you should just change your name to, well, Yae Clamp or Yae Auntie!”
Eight-level clamp?
Eight-level aunt?
When they heard these two words, Yingmei and Paimon’s eyes widened instantly.
Damn it?
What kind of magic stroke is this?
It’s amazing, my shadow!
Who dares to call you a fool in the future? ?
Can Hanhan come up with such hurtful words?
The fox was already having a hard time enduring it.
At this time, after hearing Ying’s”friendly words”, he couldn’t hold back anymore.
“You’re a homebody who can’t cook, that’s enough!”piece.