stonecrandall Chapter 131
Chapter 131
Time passes...
Hokage World
Konoha
Village Player Group Building
Longhua sits quietly in this chair with other players to play games, they are the management, they don't have to work, their daily life is to play games and mix days, a fairy-like life.
"Big move! Zoom in on the move! What about your big fire dragon?
Long Hua watched the pig teammate rush into the enemy group alone, the momentum was rampant, like Zhao Zilong was alive, but he couldn't get in and out.
"Aaaaa
Longhua is angry, you a crispy ADC single rush enemy group you are very brave, Laozi meat shield is not as brave as you.
Dragon Wanli: You play like this, is it so obvious to give people's heads? Not acting?
I'll do it: Can you manage it, play as much as you like, my mother doesn't dare to say me, which Tun Xiao San are you?
Long Teng Wanli: Report the address, we single out!
I'll also: who singled out with you, it's good address, why don't you report your ID card.
I will also: brother advises you, rat tail juice, don't ask for your own suffering.
Dragon Wanli: I cao you 1/%/+*+.
Immediately afterwards, Super Lone sent five more kills to the opposite side, and the other side praised him as a good person.
"Coming!" Long Hua shouted angrily, he also checked this person's ID, he was going to send him warmth.
On the other side
, a white-haired boy looked at the cordial greetings of his teammates on his mobile phone and smiled, the more you scold, the more motivation I have to send, see which of us will hurt more by then.
"Hmph, touch with me, do you have this strength?" Since you choose to hang up directly, you scold, scold as you like, as long as you can't make the level, I'm happy.
He looked at the time, it was evening, it was time for him to go, and the daily glimpse could not be missed.
A big tree
outside the women's bathhouse
was also drooling, excitedly holding up a telescope to peek, white and big, sure enough, every time I came there was a different experience.
"When can I control it myself, although voyeurism is good, but it is also painful to see it but not touch
it" "Dude, there is someone here, don't get in the way"
Jiraiya suddenly spoke behind him, which scared him so much that the telescope almost fell off.
"Who, this is where I came first," Jiraiya shouted angrily.
A pig's head suddenly came out of the tree and cursed at Jiraiya.
"What did you come first, Lao Tzu has been living here for almost a month
" "And you were peeping on the broken branch tree next to you before, don't let Lao Tzu fish in this troubled water
" "Snap"
Looking at the pig's anus crawling out of the tree, Zi Laiye's eyes flashed with golden light, and immediately knelt down, bowing down.
"Master pass me the art of piercing the wall, the apprentice will definitely carry it forward
" "Roll the calf, this mother is not a ninjutsu
" "Give me down, you!" The pig kicked Jiraiya off the tree.
"Stinky pig! If you don't teach, don't teach
, why kick me" Zi Lai also gently stroked his ass, his face showed a mask of pain, one day Lao Tzu will also kick back.
"That little satyr, here it is again!"
"Aaaaaaa
"Boom"
is right in the heart, full score!
Immediately afterwards, Jiraiya was taken away by the Uchiha guards.
The interrogation room
of the Uchiha Police Department
also sat very calmly on the chair, this was not the first time he had come in, and returning here was like going home.
An old acquaintance, Uchiha Kagami, walked into the interrogation room and sat across from him.
Looking at Zi Laiye's expression, he is also uncomfortable, this kid will commit it no matter how many times he is caught, this kind of perseverance can become a big person if he changes his goal.
"Alas.... We are also old acquaintances, I know that it is useless
for you to say anything" "So you come for an interview, it just so happened that the news station needed to come to the police station to interview once, so I arranged for you"
Looking at Jiraiya's indifferent expression, Uchiha Kagami said helplessly.
"As long as you behave well this time, forget it, remember not to mess with !!"
He was afraid of doing things, but other prisoners in the police station were more capable of doing things, and he was only one of the lowest.
"Do well and go? Really fake? Listening to his words, Zi Laiye's eyes immediately lit up, who would stay here if he could go out.
"Remember, behave well!"
"Got it, the adult is really verbose
" "Alas....." Kagami sighed, would he choose the wrong one, feeling that this product is even more unreliable than before.
The door was knocked.
"Please come in!" Kagami hurriedly shouted, it should be someone from the TV station coming.
A weird species with a pig-faced person walked into the interrogation room, and if it weren't for the mirror knowing him, it is estimated that he would have taken him down immediately, this face is too easy to misunderstand.
"Lord Piganus, are you actually here to interview in person today?" Kagami was a little surprised, Pig should not come as the boss of the news station.
Pig smiled lightly.
"Am I not here to test the young people of the new era? , my old guy also wants to see how beautiful the flowers of the new era are"
The pig quietly glanced at Ji Laiye, and did not hide the banter in his eyes, he came today to teach this kid a little lesson, so that he can see the tree in the future and take a detour.
What is this old force for?
Zi Lai also looked at the pig's anus in surprise, isn't this also a member of the voyeur? Why is he okay?
The pig calmly sat opposite Zi Laiye, quickly stretched out the microphone and asked Zi Lai Ye's mouth.
"What does this kid think of such an immoral thing as voyeurism?" Anyway, the pig anal does not admit that he will peep, he is just appreciating.
Zi Lai also said with a straight face.
"That's all the wrong perception of adults, why is voyeurism called? In my heart, voyeurism is not a crime, just a form of artistic expression
" "People don't understand them, voyeurs don't respond, they firmly believe in their art
" "They spend their few hours discovering the beauty of girls, they are great and worthy of respect!" The more he spoke, the more vigorous he became, and began to push voyeurism to great art.
"Why do you often go to the police station? Is crime really so fun?
"Of course, I am a member of the pursuit of art, I did not come to the police station because I committed a crime, this is just a little bump in the road to pursuing my art, I am not afraid of difficulties, I move forward bravely!"
"Anyway, everyone will be a migrant worker in the future, instead of wasting time to study, it is better to enjoy the happiness of the moment with me, and the happiness will be gone" Jiraiya became firm, he firmly believed that he was right.
(ps. self-hypnosis method)
pig anal frown, this little forced a little hard ah, talk a set of sets, say half a day, a little reason does not have all tn is feelings.
"Then why aren't you averse to prison life? Are you enjoying it? "When the pig came in, he saw this guy sitting on the chair like the uncle, and he saw that he came in to enjoy the blessing.
"You don't understand, men like me who have not paid their electricity bills, water bills, no money to eat, and no girlfriends are still happier in prison
" "Here is food and clothing, the Internet is good and fast, water and electricity do not need to be paid, food is better than at home, everyone who lives here is talented, speaks well, I love here"
Zi Lai also slowly showed an expression of enjoyment.
What he said was the truth, after all, he also had the experience of deliberately coming here because he didn't have money to eat, and the feeling of being a white was simply too cool.
The pig's anus gradually turned black, is this kid a social cow? Don't you know that this is going to be broadcast?
"Then why don't you work?"
"You know, now children can make money playing games, and you can earn some living expenses even if you help others play a number?"
"Part-time job? It is impossible to work part-time! Impossible in this life!
"People like me who have no parents, no friends, and no money, it's better to kill me if I want to work
" "Going out and relying on friends, I must be directly strangled to death when I go out, only by playing games, pit teammates can barely live a life"
It doesn't matter for a long time.
This era does not belong to his kind of waste, so he chooses to be a moth.
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