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So, he coughed once, and then a smile spread across his face!
"Who said that? My wife is the best cook in the world! Anyone who disagrees, from now on you'll be in charge of all the meals for our family!"
Looking at Fang Yuan's confident and heroic demeanor, one might think he was about to do something big, but in reality, he was praising his wife!
Tong Wenjie was already in a good mood; what had just happened was merely a way for a few people to strengthen their parent-child relationship.
So she wasn't angry to begin with, but after hearing Fang Yuan's words, her eyes widened immediately!
"Are you dreaming? I still have to work every day, and I still have to cook every meal. Do you think I'm hiring a nanny for you and your son?"
Upon hearing Tong Wenjie's angry voice, Fang Yuan's smile did not diminish at all, and then he coughed.
"Hehe, how could I bear to see my wife work so hard every day? From now on, whenever you feel like cooking, just treat us to something special. I'll take care of the other cooking!"
After hearing this, Tong Wenjie gave Fang Yuan a haughty look and said, "That's more like it!"
Fang Yifan looked at the way his mother and father were acting, shook his head. They were both over forty years old, yet they were still acting like children!
"Fang Yifan, go and bring out the hairy crabs from the kitchen!"
???
Weren't you busy just now?
Why are you suddenly bossing me around again?
and many more?
Hairy crabs!!
Fang Yifan's eyes lit up, and he said to his father, "Alright, I'll go right now!"
Although Fang Yifan's family usually has a very good diet, they can only eat hairy crabs during festivals!
After all, one costs around a hundred, and if you eat them every day, even the richest family won't have any surplus grain!
Fang Yifan quickly ran into the kitchen, opened the pot lid, and found about ten crabs inside!
He didn't plate the crabs; he just brought the whole pot out!
"Mommy, Mommy, move aside, I'm putting the crabs here!"
Tong Wenjie slightly turned her body, and Fang Yifan just placed the pot down!
I stretched my arms; this pot of crabs was really heavy!
Fang Yifan straightened his back immediately, then looked at the three people with a grin and said, "Dad, Mom, Lei'er, you work so hard all the time, let me do my job for you today!"
If Fang Yifan were dressed as a wife and had a napkin folded in front of him, he would definitely look like a waiter!
However, when Fang Yuan and Tong Wenjie heard this, their eyes widened, and they looked at Fang Yifan in disbelief.
You have to understand that Fang Yifan is definitely the kind of guy who would rather lie down than sit up!
Fang Yuan, who was both Fang Yifan's father and friend, was particularly confused. He believed he knew Fang Yifan better than anyone else!
So she raised an eyebrow and teased Fang Yifan, "Oh, our young master Fang is usually the one being waited on, why is he in the mood to serve others today?"
Upon hearing this, Fang Yifan straightened up and said confidently, "It's not that I suddenly realized how hard you all work. Look at my mom looking at those account books all day long; she's even gotten wrinkles from it!"
Tong Wenjie's eyes widened suddenly, and then she subconsciously reached out and touched her face to see if she really had wrinkles.
Even a hot mom like Tong Wenjie takes her appearance very seriously!
Immediately afterwards, Fang Yifan looked at Fang Yuan with a guilty expression!
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Fang Yuan sat there, feeling quite uncomfortable under the intense gaze!
"And look at you, Dad, you're always on business trips and social engagements, look at that..."
Before Fang Yifan could finish speaking, Fang Yuan instinctively straightened up.
Although I didn't have high expectations for Fang Yifan, he's actually grateful to me today. Let's see what he has to say about me!
So he pricked up his ears to listen, and Fang Yifan's words entered his ears!
"Look at your big beer belly, Dad, it's all fat!"
"Pfft..."
As soon as Fang Yifan finished speaking, Tong Wenjie burst out laughing!
Just moments ago, I was worried about wrinkles and aging on my face, but Fang Yifan made me laugh!
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However, Fang Yuan's face was as black as the bottom of a pot!
He practically wanted to drag Fang Yifan over and beat him up, you brat!
Tong Wenjie coughed once, then looked around and gave instructions!
"Indeed, our son is right. Look at how you looked when we first got married, and look at you now, your belly is so big!"
"So, starting tomorrow, I'm going to supervise your diet, and you can't eat anything too oily!"
Fang Yuan's eyes suddenly changed; they were filled with anger just moments before, but now they looked pitiful!
Staring pitifully at Tong Wenjie, he said aggrievedly, "Wenjie, you know, my biggest hobby is eating meat..."
Tong Wenjie turned her head, a cold glint in her eyes: "You must lose weight!"
Fang Yuan felt a chill run through her body, then wrapped her clothes tighter around herself. She felt the coldness of the world and dared not refute it...
P.S.: Sorry for the long gap since the last update. Here's a quick update on my recent itinerary: I went to a coal mine to dig coal, about a thousand meters underground!
They made me carry each anchor cable, which weighs over 20 pounds, for two or three kilometers. I carried about a dozen of them!
I quit after working there for a while. During that time, I would get up at 5:30 a.m. and come up from the mine at 6 or 7 p.m.!
I'll go to sleep right after dinner; I really can't update anymore. I'm trying to find a job while writing these days!
I'm about to graduate and can't rely on my family to support me anymore. Please understand, I will definitely finish writing it, don't worry! II.
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Although Fang Yuan didn't dare to confront Tong Wenjie, his gaze towards Fang Yifan became resentful.
At the same time, he winked at Fang Yifan, signaling him to put in a good word for him!
However, Fang Yifan turned his head aside, ignoring everything, as if he hadn't seen anything.
Then he coughed, looked at Tong Wenjie and gave her a thumbs up, saying, "Mom, you did the right thing. When you get old, obesity is definitely the biggest disease!"
Seeing how supportive her precious son was, Tong Wenjie raised her eyebrows triumphantly at Fang Yuan!
Tong Wenjie's eyes darted around, and after thinking for a moment, she said, "I think what Fang Yifan said makes a lot of sense this time. From now on, we'll reduce the amount of meat in our meals, with a maximum of one meat dish per day!"
"Otherwise, it's not a big deal if he becomes fat, but what if you and Lei'er also get fat?"
Tong Wenjie had a sharp tongue; with just one word, she ruined Fang Yifan's future enjoyment of food.
Fang Yifan's eyes widened. What happened? How did this happen to him?
He was almost in tears, but Fang Yuan, standing beside him, could hardly contain his laughter.
Humans are inherently moderate. If they are asked to eat vegetarian food alone, they might not want to, but if everyone is with them, they might be able to accept it.
Although Fang Yuan could accept this, Fang Yifanka would not allow it!
Fang Yifan, who had just been cheering for Tong Wenjie's rules, suddenly stood up!
Then, staring at Tong Wenjie with a crestfallen face, she said in a coquettish tone, "No, Mom, could you please make an exception and let Dad eat vegetarian food by himself?"
A cold glint flashed in Tong Wenjie's eyes, and then she glanced at Fang Yifan before speaking to him mercilessly!
"No, didn't you just say it was healthy?"
Faced with Tong Wenjie's questioning, Fang Yifan might have already given in under normal circumstances, but when faced with delicious food, Fang Yifan couldn't resist!
Then he said to Tong Wenjie, "Mom, you didn't grasp the point just now. I said people over forty or fifty. We're still young and still growing!"
Tong Wenjie frowned, then looked at Fang Yifan and said, "Really? I don't remember!"
Fang Yifan's eyes flashed; he had already realized that Tong Wenjie was wavering!
Then he nodded to Tong Wenjie and pressed on, saying, "Yes, yes, Mom, look at Lei'er's thin body. He's like this even when he eats meat. If he didn't eat meat!"
"Wouldn't it be blown away by a gust of wind? So please reconsider for the sake of my and Lei'er's health!"
"???"
Lin Leier suddenly heard someone call his name, then innocently raised his head and looked at the group of people with a puzzled expression!
He blinked, his eyes filled with confusion!
Didn't someone just call me?
Tong Wenjie turned her head and glanced at Lin Leier. He was indeed quite thin!
Then he nodded and said to Fang Yifan, "Alright then, we won't reduce your meals anymore, but Fang Yifan, you need to exercise more from now on, understand?"
Fang Yifan straightened his back immediately, stomped his foot on the ground, and then saluted!
"Okay, sir!"
Tong Wenjie watched Fang Yifan's antics and then shook her head!
"Alright, alright, let's eat!"
Fang Yifan, seeing that it was finally time to eat, grinned at the group and said, "Great! It's finally time to eat. I'll serve you!"
Fang Yifan coughed and said, "Let's divide the hairy crabs, I'll do it!"
"It won't taste good if it gets cold!"
After saying that, Fang Yifan started grabbing a crab: "I'll share the crabs with everyone!"
He first put one out for Fang Yuan, then said with a grin, "Dad, you eat first!"
After saying that, he placed two in front of him!
Fang Yuan, who was already dissatisfied with Fang Yifan, suddenly widened his eyes and said angrily, "Fang Yifan, why are there two of you and only one of me!"
After hearing this, Fang Yifan first shrugged and then sighed.
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