Every day after the marriage, I prepare a funeral for my husband

Chapter 44

Fatty Li and the others were shocked. The former dirt-scraping champion had a bad start and lost the fuck?

When the guard stood up, his legs were trembling, but he said calmly, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for letting me go."

Nan Su was very angry, and let out a "Bah". After crawling back to his camp like a bereaved dog, the more he thought about it, the more confused he became. What happened to him recently?

"Oh, why did you lose?" Seeing Nan Su's defeat, Fatty Li shouted anxiously: "I'll come to the next game!"

People like Dianchen, who saw this kind of competition for the first time, couldn't help but have some doubts: Can this figure also play?

But after all, they were ignorant, and after the two sides stood still, Fatty Li suddenly jumped up in mid-air, and then fell to the ground with a "bang"!The soil there was already very soft by Nan Su's digging, but with his one strike, the dust and mud around him flew all over the sky with a bang, the force even made everyone feel that the ground under their feet was trembling!

"Bang bang bang bang-"

A series of earthquakes frightened the second guard who entered the stage. He managed to stabilize his body, and quickly persuaded him: "Mr. Li, slow down! The body is the capital of the revolution!"

Fatty Li yelled from the dust: "My mother is full of meat, whoever wants to take this money will take it!"

After all, there was another sound of heavy objects hitting the ground. For a while, it seemed that a heavy bomber dropped a bomb on the ground. The ground collapsed, and there was a loud roar. The sandstorm is coming.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

There is no doubt that Fatty Li won the second game with a heavyweight advantage.

Seeing that it was the moment of decisive victory, Qin Shize finally came out of the mountain in person. He glanced at Nan Su calmly, and said coldly: "My lord, please send someone. I will go to the palace to see the empress after finishing the matter earlier."

At this moment, the sun was almost setting below the city wall. Nan Su stood facing the light, squinted his eyes and walked around the crowd, but everywhere he went, all he got was a timid sentence: "Master Nan, that's Xiao Qin." General, how can we weaklings win..."

Nan Su frowned: "Why are you so useless?"

A young master scratched the back of his head: "Young Master Nan, didn't you lose too? That's how we are, we always shirk responsibility, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked..."

However, he hadn't heard Nan Su's expected curses for a long time.

Everyone followed Nan Su's gaze, and saw an unusually handsome Qingjun man in the crowd, with a calm face, but after staring at Nan Su for a moment, he suddenly turned around, pushed aside the crowd and walked out. There was a faint trace of fear between his eyebrows and eyes.

"stop!"

Nan Su became excited: "Don't run, I saw you! Run errands and interrupt!"

……

Dianchen never thought that one day he would work for the Playboy Association.

The sky was dark and the ground was dark, sand and rocks were flying, and the sky was full of loess dancing wildly in the air.

Everything in front of him was yellow, he couldn't see the majestic city wall, he couldn't see the dense crowd, he couldn't even see his long legs moving at high speed, besides the rustling, he could only hear the crazy shouting of Nan Su and Fatty Li , penetrated the dust and handed it in: "Hurry up! Hurry up, the dust over there is so high!!!"

Dianchen didn't know what evil he had done.

His heart withered suddenly, but what was amazing was that when he thought that he was facing off with Qin Shize, who was about to marry his wife, even in such a speechless way of confrontation, his withered heart suddenly burst out again. A huge energy...

Very speechless.

But there is still an inexplicable thought, that is: to win, at least this time...

Outside the East City Gate, these two sandstorms are sandstorms in the setting sun.

The colorful clouds in the distance were brilliant, and the wind and sand were flying nearby. It was really a spectacle. But when the dust and smoke dissipated little by little, two tall and straight human figures emerged from it, both of them were disheveled.

"yeah!"

Terrible cheers erupted from the Playboy Association, everyone waved their fists frantically, and shouted "Sixth Prince", the whole excited scene was as if a group of psychopaths had been released.

Nan Su jumped up and down proudly, as if showing off his peerless treasure, and said loudly: "See! My man is handsome! Qin Gou, isn't it better than marrying you?"

As a loser, Qin Shize didn't mind too much, he just glanced at Dianchen and said coldly: "Stop talking nonsense, just come here."

After saying that, he grabbed his useless cousin, and the two strode towards the Playboy Association.

The young man was about to say something when he was slapped on the back of the head by Qin Shize: "Don't move, just listen."

The dandies were excited, they all spat, and then rushed up to surround the two of them.

"Yo, let's see who this is?" said one person first.

"Isn't this General Xiao Qin? Who allowed you, a piece of trash, to appear in front of us?" The other person, who has won Nan Su's true biography, said, his body moved "yo yo", obviously he had understood the true meaning of the West Coast .

"This is our territory, waste like you is not welcome!"

"Yes! It's your kind—"

Everyone bent their waists together, stretched out a finger and shook it, and shouted in unison: "Loser!"

Nan Su opened his hands, jumped and twirled around, mocking hahaha: "Oh my God! Recently, the capital made a list of influential people. Guess who it is, but there are no nominations?"

Everyone: "Wow, it's you two losers!"

Looking at this speechless scene, Dianchen's expression was very cold, and the corners of his pursed mouth sank slightly, obviously he didn't understand the meaning of such behavior...

After being bullied with a cup of tea, Fatty Li became even more proud. He simply pouted his butt and said while patting, "Trash, come and help me shine my shoes!"

After saying that, everyone stretched out their feet, ready to accept the glory of the winner.

Probably, this is the craziest day of the Playboy Association—let the queen's nephew shine shoes!

……

But on the way home, the new big brother of the Playboy Association didn't say a word to Nan Su.

Nan Su, who had been immersed in excitement until he climbed over the wall and returned to the Prince's Mansion, realized that something was wrong with the man. When he walked to the flower hall, he grabbed his arm and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

After a long silence, Dianchen said, "Let me calm down for a while."

His tone was still very flat, but Nan Su felt that the man at the moment seemed a little sluggish, so he asked again: "Why? What's so cool about you?"

Dianchen shook off him, and after ordering Pingshun to prepare bath water, he went straight into the study.

Nan Su followed behind him, asking tirelessly, Dede, that voice was brighter than firecrackers.

Sitting behind the desk, Dianchen raised his hand to press his temple, and when he couldn't stand his babbling, he suddenly raised his face, almost glaring at him: "I did say that I can accept whatever you do, but I didn't I thought about it, one day I will cooperate with you and accept myself to rub ashes!!"

Looking at the man's reddish eyes, Nan Su was startled, and suddenly felt that this man who was so loud that he was so loud...

so cute! ! !

God, what the hell is this brain circuit?

But suddenly he couldn't help but want to tease Dianchen, so he pretended to be indifferent and said: "What's the matter? I've been rubbing for several years, and I haven't damaged a few pairs of shoes!"

"Is this a shoe problem!?"

Dianchen's face was frighteningly pale, and after trying his best to suppress his anger, he suddenly raised his hand and rubbed his temples fiercely: "Stop talking, let me be quiet for a while."

Seeing his disheveled appearance, Nan Su laughed out loud, "I won't! I will stay with you!"

However, the next moment he was picked up, forcing him to look at Dianchen.At this moment, he seemed to see the burning flame and anger in Dianchen's eyes.

"you sure?"

"Of course!" Nan Su tilted his head and grinned.

So-

The sound of someone killing a pig rang all the way from the flower hall to the bathroom.

The so-called extreme joy begets sorrow, probably like this. When he reached the door, he held on to the door frame and cried anxiously: "No, no! I can't take a bath with you yet!"

"Don't you want to stay with me! As you wish, come!"

Dianchen strangled his neck vigorously with his arms, pressed his knee against his buttocks, and his lower body flew forward and flew a long way. With his hands loosened, he sat on the ground with his buttocks, and was dragged in by the collar directly. ...

The door was kicked shut with a "bang", and the servants outside looked at each other and smiled meaningfully: Our two masters love each other so much that they take a bath together, oh, it's really embarrassing...

This bath house is Nan Su's proud work, it is extremely large, in the center is a large bath that is comparable to a swimming pool, and on each of the three walls are four stone statues of beauties carved from white jade, all half-naked, with seductive postures and hot air The steaming water gushes out from behind the twelve stone statues, flows into the bath, and then spreads out from the side of the bath.

Before, Dianchen only bathed in the bathtub and never entered here, but since he took off the Buddhist beads, he began to slowly accept this extravagant pleasure in the world—you have to make the best use of everything, right?

With the lights flickering, Dianchen had already taken off his underwear, exposing his toned arms, and with his upper body bare, he walked to the edge of the bath and asked coldly, "My lady, is the water hot?"

Nan Su shook his head immediately: "It's not hot, you can wash it later."

He wanted to go out too, but his clothes had already been stripped off, so he could only hide under the steaming water, frowning and thinking, if Dian Chen was plotting something wrong, should he take advantage of his unpreparedness and knock him out before going to find his clothes... …

But what the man said afterwards made him change his mind instantly: "Just rub my back, and you can go after rubbing."

One thing more is worse than one thing less, Nan Su found a reason to comfort himself: Don't confront the furious man, if you get beaten up again, the loss outweighs the gain, the loss outweighs the gain...

After Dianchen also entered the water, he walked over meekly, and picked up a towel from the pool with the humility and respect that a wife should have.

However, the moment he picked up the towel, Nan Su suddenly froze.

There is a platform above the bathing pool, which is where he usually placed the statues, but now the servants have spread a whole piece of white bear fur there, and there are some fruits, wine and meat on both sides. Nan Su knows it just by looking at it. What's that for - it's convenient for two people to do some vigorous exercise that is good for physical and mental health after taking a bath.

"Miss, are you dead?"

A deep voice came slowly, even though the tone was still calm, it still couldn't conceal the powerful evil spirit in that voice.

In the hazy mist, Nan Su could even feel the sharp and impatient eyes of the other party, so he said with a smile: "Come on, come on."

After reaching half a foot behind Dianchen, he finally saw that Dianchen was lying on the edge of the pool, with wet hair floating on the water surface, faintly revealing the deep waistline below.

This pose really looks like a vice uncle. Do you really treat me like a bath worker?

Nan Su rolled his eyes, and if I don't rub off a layer of skin for you, I don't believe in Nan!

"hiss--"

The moment he struck, Dianchen gasped in his throat.

The man suddenly turned around in a rage, and struck with a palm, but Nansu was pressing against his back at this time, and stepped back suddenly to resist, but forgot that he was still in the water, and couldn't use it at all.

He suddenly lost control of his whole body, only heard a loud thud, and before he even had time to react, he suddenly fell headfirst into the pool, and sank to the bottom after a few strokes.

He was dizzy, and at this moment, a strong force came from his hand, and as soon as his body was lightened, he was lifted up like someone pulling garlic.

"Wow!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

A huge spray of water sprayed up, and the white mist and water vapor rose loudly, filling the entire shower room.

Nan Su was lifted up by the man, leaned on his arm, and coughed loudly without any image. He blushed and had a thick neck after choking on the water, and his throat was uncomfortably hot, as if his throat had been burned by hot carbon.

The two stood on the edge of the pool, the warm water flooded their waists, Dianchen looked down, and saw that Nan Su was completely wet, and water droplets rolled down his muscles one by one.

At this moment, the two of them were sticking tightly together, and the firmness of that body, with just a light touch, he knew that it was not comparable to those blond young men.

For some reason, the anger in Dianchen's heart suddenly dissipated. He stretched out his hand and patted Nan Su's back lightly to relieve his cough.

But I didn't expect that the hand just dropped, the skin is delicate, and the hand feels surprisingly good, Nan Su's cough just stopped, and when he raised his eyes, a pair of watery eyes stared at him blankly, obviously he was stupefied...

There was a trace of gloom in Dianchen's eyes, and suddenly he lowered his head, kissed Nan Su's lips fiercely, and bit down deeply!

In an instant, a certain nightmarish memory came into mind again, Nan Su panicked and struggled violently, Dianchen hugged him and fell into the pool together!

Just listening to the sound of "bang", a huge water splash splashed loudly!

Warm water came from all directions and poured into the ears in an instant. The long black hair of the two of them fluttered in the water messily, covering their sight.

The man pressed on Nan Su's body, and the two of them sank slowly in the water more than one meter high. The petals in the water were messy and scattered. When they were about to sink to the bottom, one big hand supported Nan Su's back waist, and the other hand It slowly climbed up from his side waist...

"Wow!"

The moment they came out of the water, both of them were suffocated.

But Dianchen didn't stop for a moment, hugged Nan Su horizontally, walked up to the platform step by step on the jade steps, put the trembling cub on the fur, stared at it for a moment, then bent down: "This time, don't Ask if you can."

Nan Su: "..."

The man held him tightly with both arms, and he couldn't allow him to struggle any more. In just a moment, the delicate kiss spread all the way down the side of his neck, bit by bit...