stonecrandall Chapter 39 Who the hell dares to bully me
Chapter 39 Who the hell dares to bully me
——Sister-in-law.
This title made Nan Su and Dian Chen lose sleep all night.
But in some respects, both of them seem to be shy people. When they had breakfast the next day, neither of them mentioned this matter again, and tacitly put on a cold face to each other: Hey, I forgot in a blink of an eye. Is it...
Unless you mention it first.
Today is New Year's Eve, the whole Jinling is decorated with lanterns and festoons, and people gather like crowds. The long street is full of parading temple fair teams, which makes people dazzled.
The invitation for the banquet had already been delivered, and at Shen Shi, Nan Su and Dian Chen entered the palace together.
The two of them planned to talk to the queen mother first, but unexpectedly, they met the fourth and fifth princes first in the garden of the West Sixth Palace.
Nan Su immediately raised his hand to say hello: "Fifth Brother!"
"Yo, Suzi~"
Surrounded by the servants, a young man slowly walked around from behind the rockery. His eyes were bright and his face was like a spring breeze. He was dressed in a windbreaker made of feathers, making him look more chic and at ease—it was the fifth prince of Dayan, the palace thread.
In fact, his other identity is also a well-known secret. Even the emperor was deeply ashamed when he heard about this identity, wishing he could expel this useless thing from the royal family...
Yes, the Playboy Association was founded by this person...
He is actually only one month older than Dian Chen, but his brother is very good at face, he raised his eyes immediately: "I won't look for me when I go down the mountain, I should call, what have you been up to lately?"
Dianchen said softly, "I'm an idler, wandering around the Shizi's residence all day long, and don't have anything serious to do."
"Hey, don't be too modest."
Dian Xu laughed, showing a mouthful of white teeth: "A few days ago, you gave us your poems as a model for the wine ceremony! Hey, you said you used such uncommon words, I read them for a long time but didn't read them. I understand, I was fined to copy it two hundred times, and Xiao Fuzi is still writing it for me in the mansion!"
"..."
Rao Dianchen couldn't help hesitating: "You haven't graduated from the Imperial College yet?"
"Uh, this..." Dian Xu touched the tip of his nose in embarrassment, and immediately pointed the finger at Nan Su: "You bastard! We agreed to bully the little eunuch together in the Imperial College, but when I bullied the little eunuch, you wouldn't Leave the Imperial College without a sound!"
Nan Su laughed, the folding fan was shaking in the cold weather.
Dian Xu immediately turned his head and said: "Xiao Liu, then let me use your imperial concubine, and let him pay for the crime today!"
Dianchen looked sideways at Nan Su, seeing that Nan Su had no objection, he nodded with a light smile.
"Then thank you Xiaoliu! Suzi, come with me!"
"Got it!"
The two figures quickly left, their shoulders crossed, and it seemed that they were not doing anything good.
It wasn't until this moment that Dianchen looked away, nodded and said, "Fourth brother, see you at the banquet later."
"See you later."
The speaker was none other than Dian Song, the fourth prince of Dayan. Compared to Dian Xu, who was out of tune, he looked like a real prince——slender eyes half-closed, always shining shrewdly, and his whole body was covered with golden and silver threads. The koi carp dress and the belt decorated with the dragon jade pendant make the whole person really magnificent, graceful and luxurious!
However, although they are brothers, they are not very close. After a few words casually, they turned their backs.
"little six!"
But after a few feet away, Dian Song suddenly stopped, and smiled at the corner of his mouth: "Are you really going back to Beijing for Prince Nan?"
Dianchen tilted his head slightly, and said calmly, "Of course."
"I hope so." Dian Song took the lead and walked out of the garden: "Fourth brother reminds you, there are some obstacles that you can't get over, don't let your head get dizzy, and it will ruin the relationship between you and me."
Dianchen's family is separated, and he has not been in contact with the common people for many years, so he naturally has no competitiveness for the throne.Dian Song reminded him so, did he treat him as an opponent?
Do not make jokes.In front of other brothers who have their own capital advantages, he will not put the threat on the bright side. Such a gesture, on the contrary, is so contemptuous that he is even too lazy to cover it up.
The child died when he was young, but he didn't cry or scream, and he didn't understand what it meant to be a child who could cry, so he could eat candy!So what if he bullied him?A child who doesn't even protect his own father can only be bullied by others...
After Dian Song left, Dian Chen was still standing there.
The north wind blew from the lotus pond on the rockery in the distance, and gently lifted the lower corner of his clothes. The man stared at the front with a blank expression, and after a long silence, he strode away.
……
After nightfall, in the huge Yuanxi Palace, officials and ministers of aristocratic families walked in with square steps and their families in a steady manner, clapping their hands and saluting everywhere.
Followed by the royal relatives.The princes are amiable and cheerful, while the princesses are generous, elegant and quiet...
However, there are always a few rat droppings every year...
The seats are all reserved, but Nan Su has never followed the rules.After looking around, he yelled at Dianchen, Dianxu, and Fatty Li, who directly occupied a big table, picked up the chopsticks and began to knock on the bowl: "Hungry, hungry, hungry..."
Live like a beggar.
Dian Xu was amused, and suddenly scratched behind his back with his hand, and then directly threw a ball of air into his bowl: "Give me alms!"
"Hahahahaha."
Terrible laughter erupted from this table.
The banquet started in a short time, and all kinds of wine and dishes were continuously served up one after another. The hall was full of fragrance, but no one dared to move first.
The emperor hasn't arrived yet, who dares to move?Even someone as bold as Nan Su can only complain in his heart: If he doesn't come again, the food will be cold...
This situation lasted until the emperor came late, and the emperor and his ministers finally got to see the ceremony.
The emperor looked around after the case, and said as usual: "Everyone is free, let's have a family banquet."
After these words, Nan Su began to eat at the absolute first speed. While the other tables were still watching and giving in, most of the bear's paw had already been eaten.
"You can't have an elegant view?" Dian Xu grinned, looked at him dissatisfied, and stopped with one hand in mid-air.
"Yaguan? How many taels of silver is it worth?" Nan Su snorted, stretched out his hand and brought over the pot of ginseng soup in the middle.
In front of the emperor, he didn't dare pretend to be a little white rabbit at all. He immediately poured half a bowl for Dianchen with a "crash", then lifted the basin up and tilted it down, and continued underneath with his mouth wide open. Like a river flowing backwards...
Dian Xu slammed his chopsticks directly: "Will you fucking let me eat?"
Nan Su: "You eat yours, eh? Put down the fat man, it's mine!"
Fatty Li hurriedly picked up a plate of crabs in front of him: "Who's used to you, first come, first served! This meal doesn't cost money!"
other people:"……"
Under the leadership of Nan Su and Li Fat Er, five or six people, including Dian Xu, immediately followed suit, making whatever they saw, and in an instant, the table was already divided by a group of heroes, and the cups and plates were messed up!
It was the first time Dianchen saw such a scene, and was a little shocked.
He looked at it silently for a while, and after a long while, he picked up the spoon and started to drink the soup.He ate very elegantly, and when the spoon reached his mouth, he lowered his head slightly and swallowed it in small mouthfuls without making any sound...
It's really thanks to Nan Su that he gave him half a bowl of ginseng soup, otherwise, I'm afraid he wouldn't know what he came to eat today.
"Grass!"
"Don't grab it! You fucking let go!"
But after a while, the middle of the table that was originally full became empty, and at the end, everyone was supporting the table with their arms, and there were several dishes in their arms, eating hard one by one, with vigilant eyes.
Dianchen drank the soup with lowered eyes, and suddenly realized that there was no movement around. When he looked up, he realized that countless pairs of eyes were fixed on this table, all of them were unbelievable eyes!
The other tables have not been touched yet, and this table is already empty...
It's really a mountain.
Li Fat'er's father and the elders of several other young masters sat under the emperor, their faces flushed red after being shocked, and they wished they could immediately jump over and beat these embarrassing and conspicuous things out.
Even His Majesty the emperor twitched the corner of his mouth, he couldn't help it, his own son was among them.He had no choice but to divert people's attention, raised his wine glass, and greeted from a distance: "Yours, resign from the old year, and enjoy the new year."
With the first glass of wine led by the emperor, the banquet officially kicked off.
After a while, the old-fashioned sacrificial wine stood up tremblingly: "My lord, on behalf of all the officials of the Imperial College, I would like to respectfully wish the emperor forever. Over the years, the students of the Imperial College and Lixia Academy have been diligently studying, and they are all elites..."
When it came to this, a series of pig calls and laughter rang out.
There is no need to turn around to look at the offerings, and directly said coldly: "Except for the three of you."
Dian Xu, Nan Su, and Fatty Li: "..."
Li Fat'er had been tortured by sacrificial wine before, and he immediately became unhappy, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, this junior also has a congratulatory speech!"
But at this moment, Li Fat'er's father suddenly stood up, with an angry face: "Sinister! What are you going crazy!?"
I saw Fatty Li standing in front of him, with a chair on his back.Yes, he ate a bit too much. As soon as he stood up, the armchair also stood up, firmly stuck on his buttocks...
After taking a look at the sacrificial wine, I was not in a hurry: Hey, come here, let you speak first!
This kind of situation is really rare, even the emperor can't help laughing.
"Haha, Mr. Li is really different. This body is indeed the elite among the elites in the academy." A square-faced literati waved a folding fan and laughed.
The Chess Academy next door is mostly self-proclaimed literati, and they have always looked down upon the Playboy Association, so how can they let this opportunity to ridicule them go?In fact, they usually saw that the dandy association had to take a detour, but today in front of the emperor, they didn't believe that these idiots dared to do anything!A group of moths in the imperial capital have seized the opportunity to take revenge today——
"Who is this? Why is he so disregarding manners!" One person asked curiously.
"You don't know? You don't even know this person?" The tone was very surprised.
Hearing the degree of surprise, it seems that the people of country M don't know about Washington, and the people of country D don't know about Hitler.
"What? Is he famous?"
"That's right, the three pests in the imperial capital always know, right? The male dog Nan, the fat pig Li, and the flies on the dinner table..."
When he heard the male dog Nan, Nan Su was still laughing up and down, and felt that this group of poor people would really focus on getting nicknames, but when he heard Fat Pig Li, his smile disappeared suddenly.
"So that's the case. It's true that seeing a hundred things is worth seeing. Such a demeanor, admiration, admiration."
"Hey, it's detrimental to say it, I eat with this kind of person who knows you, I wish I could smash my head to the ground!" After saying that, everyone in the chess academy sighed in unison, and they were full of sighs.
Their voices were not too loud, but they could be heard clearly. Everyone laughed, and even Dian Xu slapped his belly on the table.
At the same time, Fatty Li walked to the center of the hall step by step, like a walking dead, with the chair on his back.
In fact, when he came out of his mother's womb, Fatty Li was a fat boy, so he often said to Nan Su: Brother, in fact, sometimes I don't understand why what my mother gave me has become a kind of defect...
Fatty Li is not afraid of anything, but he is afraid that others will talk about his flesh. Hearing the laughter around him, his head almost fell to his chest, and he said in a daze: "Your Majesty, I wish you..."
Li Fat'er's third uncle's face turned purple, and he finally stood up, rushed up and smashed the armchair, his eyes swept over him sharply, everyone who met his eyes barely suppressed their laughter, don't pass Face.
But the face was gone, and after a few words of congratulations, Fatty Li walked back in embarrassment, but what was even more embarrassing was that the eunuch brought an extra-large bench, in fact, it seemed that it should be called a couch... …
Nan Su looked at Fatty Li for a moment, then suddenly put his arms around his shoulders, but didn't say anything.
Fatty Li turned his head to look, and his confused heart seemed to be enlightened. Seeing Nan Su's indifferent face, his heart suddenly warmed up, and he laughed to himself: "Where is this? I have never lost face. It's no big deal!"
"Good brother." Nan Su raised a glass of wine with a smile.
But he didn't drink it, but splashed it on the face of the square-faced young man at the next table!