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Wenxuan looked at Xiaowu in front of him and reached out to pull her closer.
He rubbed Xiao Wu's soft bunny ears and said, "Okay, okay, tonight is all Xiao Wu's."
While Wenxuan was accommodating Xiaowu's sitting pressure, he didn't forget to chat with Bai Suzhen in the group.
In the chat group.
When Bai Suzhen saw that Li Feiyu needed her to repay a debt, she did not hesitate; she had always been a grateful person.
Bai Suzhen: Fellow Daoist Li, please speak.
Chapter 258 Baby Hiccup Condom
Bai Suzhen didn't know what kind of help Wenxuan was talking about, but as a white snake who had been enlightened by the Bodhisattva, she also wanted to repay Wenxuan's kindness.
However, Bai Suzhen was unaware that Wenxuan was just joking.
When Wenxuan saw that there was a new message in the chat group, he stopped what he was doing on the Barrett and gently patted Xiaowu's round and full buttocks.
"Let's leave it at that for today. Going too far might be overheard, and besides..."
As he spoke, Wenxuan looked out the window.
"Tang Hao should be back soon."
"Mmm...uh-huh~~"
Hearing Wenxuan's words, Xiaowu opened her cherry-pink lips and pulled out the Barrett.
Gudong~~
Xiao Wu swallowed all the yogurt in her mouth, then looked out the window with her beautiful big eyes.
"Okay~~"
"Then Xiao Xuan, you should get some rest."
"OK~~" Wenxuan made an OK sign and jumped back into his room through the window.
Back in his room, Wenxuan hurriedly checked the latest information in the chat group.
Bai Xiaofei: Li Feiyu, brother... I met the policewoman you asked me to keep an eye on yesterday.
Bai Xiaofei: If you need anything, please let me know. However... I feel that the zombies are getting harder and harder to kill lately, so... could you...
Bai Suzhen: Bai Xiaofei, do you need my help?
Bai Xiaofei: No need, no need. I just want to ask Brother Li for some benefits, after all, he made a promise.
Dongfang Tiexin: What are you all talking about? Why do you all seem to have been to each other's worlds?
Kasugano Sora: This chat group is really interesting. If you can... you can come to my house to play too. Our Okumizome area has a pretty good environment.
Looking at the rows of messages, Wenxuan rubbed his temples in exasperation.
"These guys..."
"And this Bai Xiaofei, he really is a modern man... truly a man who won't act without considering the consequences."
Well, I should give this guy something, otherwise... I don't know if he'll even care.
Wenxuan wasn't worried about the policewoman Xiaohui getting into trouble now, since there was still that old monster Long You around. Wenxuan was more worried about Xiaohui getting infected.
Are you suggesting that when you go to take the first hit from the opponent... you'll be doing push-ups while holding a monster that's turned into a zombie?
Wenxuan cannot do this.
Thinking of this, Wenxuan casually opened his system space.
Looking at the pile of women's items and a wooden door inside, Wenxuan didn't know what to give Bai Xiaofei.
It's not about what Wenxuan gives, but about what Wenxuan has to offer.
The Anywhere Door is out of the question. There are still places where it will be useful. Wenxuan also wants to scheme for Tang San's mother's soul bone. After all... that's a 100,000-year-old soul bone. It not only grants flight but also healing abilities.
Even if you don't use it yourself, you can still exchange it for points in the chat group.
Seeing that he had nothing to give, Wenxuan silently took out more than a dozen boxes of various fruit-flavored condoms from his system space and then clicked send.
Ding! Li Feiyu sent a special red envelope.
Wenxuan had just sent the message when he remembered that he had taken over the charlatan's belongings after killing him.
I then checked the emails in the chat group.
As soon as he opened it, a whole bunch of items flooded into Wenxuan's mind.
One of Zhang Daxian's (a legendary Chinese fortune teller) Apple mobile phones.
One thousand cash from the omniscient and omnipotent Zhang Daxian.
One unclaimed Na Ring red envelope.
Zhang Daxian, the omniscient and omnipotent immortal, has 231 points.
One pack of cigarettes from the all-knowing and all-powerful Zhang Daxian.
Omniscient and omnipotent...
Looking at the densely packed pile of unclaimed items, Wenxuan's head was throbbing with pain.
They were then collected together.
Apart from Xiao Yan's storage ring and points, everything else was left in the system space by Wen Xuan.
Wenxuan took out the storage ring as soon as he received it.
Looking at the antique black ring that had appeared in his hand, Wenxuan felt incredibly troubled; it seemed ordinary on the surface.
Alright, let's try opening it first. If we can, we'll loot everything Yao Chen has.
Wenxuan gripped the storage ring tightly, closed his eyes to try it, and the result...
I didn't sense anything.
"Hmm! Is it because I can't open it without battle qi, or... Old man Yao?"
Just as Wenxuan was whispering, he felt his soul power flowing into his storage ring.
Startled, Wenxuan quickly put the storage ring back into the system space.
"Holy crap... this old man has actually started sucking my life force. I don't want to become the next Xiao Yan."
Wenxuan didn't want to follow Xiao Yan's path to ruin. He had a system, two of them, and he wouldn't be foolish enough to become Yao Chen's disciple.
Although Yao Chen was a good person, Wen Xuan felt his hair stand on end at the thought of being a cripple for several years.
"No way... In a few years... In a few years, Tang San will be a Title Douluo or even a god. What will we do then?"
Wenxuan dismissed this foolish idea without hesitation.
Never mind, I'll check the group chat instead.
Wenxuan then thought of the group chat.
As soon as he opened the app, Wenxuan was so annoyed by the constant notifications that he had to cover his ears.
In the chat group.
Bai Xiaofei: Li Feiyu, wait? You cultivators even have baby diaper covers?
Bai Xiaofei: Li Feiyu, Brother Li? If you play like this, then it's no fun.
Bai Xiaofei: Li Feiyu, what do I need dozens of boxes of condoms for? Do you want me to have sex with Officer Xiaohui?
Bai Xiaofei: Li Feiyu, I have a girlfriend.
Wenxuan read through the messages one by one, and was amused by Bai Xiaofei's silly antics.
So he quickly calmed her down.
Li Feiyu: Hey hey... I haven't had any good stuff lately because I'm in seclusion, so I can only give you the good stuff I inherited from Zhang Daxian. You're welcome... Consider it a wedding gift for you and Xiaowei.
Bai Xiaofei: Holy crap... you still want me to thank you?
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Li Feiyu: Alright, don't take it too seriously. I don't really have anything good to give you lately. If you really want it, I have a pot of Zimu River water here. Drinking it will make you pregnant.
Bai Xiaofei: Damn, you're really something else.
Li Feiyu: I'll make it up to you when I get something good.
Bai Xiaofei: Okay then, I'll wait a bit. Anyway, I have a pistol to handle things now, and my physique has improved quite a bit. I'm just in a hurry to find Xiaowei, sigh~
Meanwhile, in the Corpse Brother dimension.
Bai Xiaofei closed the chat window and glanced at Officer Xiao Hui beside him.
He sighed in frustration.
Although the woman beside him was beautiful, he already had Xiao Wei in his heart. In addition, the woman in front of him was reserved by a powerful cultivator in the group, so Bai Xiaofei put aside the idea in his mind.
Although men are attracted to women, they should be mindful of the occasion; this is not something he can indulge in right now.
Putting aside whether Wenxuan's electricity could kill him instantly, the fact that Wenxuan gave him a gun is already quite remarkable.
Hearing a sigh, the girl sitting on the ground looked at Bai Xiaofei with a puzzled expression.
"What's wrong, Xiaofei? Are you missing your family?"
Xiao Hui also leaned forward and asked tentatively.
"Hmm~"
I miss my girlfriend, Xiaowei.
Xiao Hui was also slightly moved by Bai Xiaofei's words.
His colleagues were almost all killed in the first outbreak of the zombie outbreak, either from drinking water and getting infected or from being bitten by the zombies.
A small number of people died while protecting her.
Thinking of this, Xiao Hui's originally calm mood was also stirred up a little.
Then came a slight sob.
Seeing this, Bai Xiaofei quickly and gently comforted him.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't cry! If someone hears you, you're doomed."
Bai Xiaofei didn't know how to comfort Xiao Hui in front of him. She wasn't his girlfriend, so he couldn't take advantage of her by hugging her.
After a few soft sobs, Xiao Hui wiped away her tears and turned to Bai Xiaofei, asking, "Didn't you say you know a friend of mine? When will he arrive?"
The reason Xiao Hui said this started from the moment Bai Xiaofei met her.
Ever since he learned that he should keep an eye on policewoman Xiao Hui and other women like Xiao Lu, Bai Xiaofei asked Xiao Hui about them the moment he met her.
Upon confirming that the other party was the person Li Feiyu was looking for, Bai Xiaofei was initially unsure of what to do, but after a while, he also made up a white lie.
In other words, Xiao Hui's relatives and friends told her to be wary of a police officer named Xiao Hui. As the days of fleeing began, Xiao Hui also came to believe Bai Xiaofei.
At first, Xiao Hui was busy rescuing people everywhere, but gradually... she also became curious about the person Bai Xiaofei mentioned.
When Xiao Hui asked, Bai Xiaofei hesitated and said, "Well... I'm not too sure either, but he'll come looking for us anyway."
"Should we wait for him?"
"No need, no need. He's very capable. He can find us no matter where we are. All we need to do now is protect ourselves."
Just as Bai Xiaofei was trying to fool the naive and innocent Xiao Hui.
Bai Suzhen from another dimension also looked at the chat content in the group with confusion.
Bai Suzhen didn't know why Bai Xiaofei was arguing with Fellow Daoist Li, even though Fellow Daoist Li had given him a red envelope.
Like Bai Suzhen, there is also Dongfang Tiexin.
As for Xiao Yan and Kasugano Sora, they immediately recognized what was in the red envelope.
They were just a little confused about this, but didn't say anything in the group chat.
"Bai Suzhen? Are you listening?"
Seeing that Bai Suzhen was somewhat distracted, the Bodhisattva couldn't help but remind her.
"Oh, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Bai Suzhen is listening. She was just thinking about what you said."
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