stonecrandall Chapter 215
Chapter 215
"You should have found out yourself that you are particularly unlucky today.
Shen Feng casually picked up a skewer from the table, and after eating two bites, he said to Brother God of War.
Brother God of War nodded hurriedly.
Shen Feng's face was serious: "Actually, this is not the most unlucky, because from today onwards, you will only be more and more unlucky day by day."
"If I'm not mistaken, you must have accidentally offended a big man today, right?
"Don't look at you as an anchor, you have a lot of fans, but in front of him, you are no different from a little ant. If you provoke him today, you will surely be retaliated by him. Brother
God of War hurriedly said: "But I just had some misunderstanding with him, and with the help of his agent in the afternoon, the misunderstanding has been resolved."
Shen Feng shook his head: "Do you think that if the misunderstanding is resolved, he will spare you? Then you imagined him to be too kind." "
That's... So what should I do?"
"Actually, there is a reason why you are unlucky now, come, reach out. Brother
God of War obediently stretched out his hand.
Shen Feng nodded on his palm and asked, "Do you know what this is?"
Brother God of War glanced at it: "This... This
is the palm of your hand?" "This is called the fate line, your fate line is short and shallow, and there are three breakpoints in the middle, which proves that you have three great tribulations in your life, and now it is the first time. But if you don't make it this time, you'll die.
Brother God of War swallowed his saliva: "If I die in the first tribulation, where did the next two tribulations come from?"
Brother God of War: "Brother God of War: "Then Master, how can I survive this first calamity
?" Shen Feng did not respond, but pointed his finger at
the palm of Brother God of War's other hand: "Do you know what this is called?" Brother God of War
looked at it: "This, isn't this the line of fate?"
"No, this is the palm of the hand. Brother
War: "... Master, are the answers
of your left and right hands different?" Shen Feng patted the palm of Brother War God: "The fate line of your left hand is short and shallow, and it is ill-fated, but fortunately, the palm of your right hand is very long.
"Your right hand is very good, and if your fortune follows the palm of your right hand, you will not only be spared calamity, but you will also be rich."
Brother God of War hurriedly asked, "Master, how can I let my fortune follow the palmistry of my right hand?"
Shen Feng stretched out two fingers.
"There are two ways.
"The first way, male left and female right, if you want to take the fortune of the right hand, you have to be a woman. Of course, you don't have to be transgender, and wearing women's clothes is also a solution. Brother
War looked at himself.
Fat and strong, with big shoulders and round waist.
He was a big man a little over five and a half feet.
How can you wear women's clothes.
"Master, what about the second way?"
"Chop off the two hands, change the position, and put them on." Shen Feng said, "If you're lucky, maybe you won't die." Brother
God of War: "..."Then
he should choose the first way.
It's a little embarrassing, but as long as it can be transferred.
Brother God of War is indeed very confident in fortune-telling.
When he was mixing in the Tao before, he remembered a rumor.
It is said that a fortune teller told the fortune of a boss that the boss would die in a year.
The boss didn't believe it, and felt that the fortune teller scolded him, so he beat the fortune teller to death.
A year later, the boss was arrested and sentenced to death for intentional homicide.
But the weirdest thing is that the day the boss died was the first anniversary of the fortune teller's death.
In addition, Brother God of War has also heard all kinds of rumors about fate and fortune.
Therefore, there are basically few people who do not believe in them.
In addition, Shen Feng's calculations just now were quite accurate, so Brother God of War was quite convinced of Shen Feng's words.
He rubbed his hands together and said in a low voice, "Master, do I need to do anything else besides women's clothes?"
"Buy a bunch of bodhi and twist it three thousand times a day to calm my mind." "
Buy three sticks of incense and burn them three times in the morning, noon and evening to burn your sins."
"Buy a handful of glutinous rice and sew it with a sachet to wear it to calm the evil spirits."
"If you buy an insurance policy, if something really happens, you can also leave some property." "
By the way," Shen Feng said, "order twenty skewers of meat, twenty skewers of meat tendons, four pairs of roasted wings, four skewers of fish tofu, two bottles of cola, and one serving of peanut edamame."
Brother War God hurriedly asked, "Master, what are these points for?"
"In case I'm hungry." Brother
God of War: "..."
With a wave of his hand, he immediately asked people to order.
Then he said respectfully: "Master, you have calculated so much for me, do you need any other reward?" "
No, the monks are compassionate, I see that you have a bad fate, so I want to help you." Brother
War God was moved, and then asked: "But Master, can monks eat meat?"
"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in the heart, you don't understand." Waiting
for the meat skewers to be delivered, Jiang Wanwan came over and pulled Shen Feng to leave with the meat skewers, and Brother God of War asked again: "... Master, do you still have a girlfriend?"
"I'm asking her to help me practice, you don't understand. "
“...... That master, can you add a WeChat, and contact you often in the future?"
Shen Feng shook his head: "I can't add you WeChat, you look too ugly."
"What does this have to do with me being ugly?"
"I don't cross ugly Buddhas." Brother
God of War: "..."
After Shen Feng and Jiang Wanwan left, Brother God of War asked his assistants to find a place to buy women's clothes.
......
When she returned to her room at night, Jiang Wanwan finally couldn't help laughing wildly.
"Fengzi, you are amazing! I regret not recording the part just now, I almost laughed to death!" Shen
Feng peeled a few peanuts, fed the peanut kernels to Jiang Wanwan, and said with a smile: "Next time I have a chance, I will find someone to fool me again, and then you can record it again."
Jiang Wanwan swallowed the peanut beans, and then leaned over to Shen Feng and whispered: "Fengzi, don't say it, when you fooled that guy just now, you were really decent, I almost thought you were really good at fortune telling."
Speaking of this, Jiang Wanwan suddenly stared at Shen Feng with eyes: "... Do you really know how to tell fortunes?"
Shen Feng smiled and took Jiang Wanwan's hand and said, "I know a little bit about it, why don't I calculate it for you?" "
Okay, okay!"
Jiang Wanwan stretched out her palms and sat up straight again.
As a result, Shen Feng used his strength and took Jiang Wanwan into his arms.
Then he reached out and groped in Jiang Wanwan's palm, and whispered in Jiang Wanwan's ear: "This female benefactor, looking at your palmistry, I can only calculate that you must have a good husband."
"You will be close to each other, and you will be together for the rest of your lives, from the past to the future.
"You will be happy, happy, happy, healthy, and all the best." Your husband loves you very much, and one day he will put his arm around you, pull you to sit on the bed, and show you palmistry. As he
spoke, Shen Feng gently kissed Jiang Wanwan on the face: "Then... He'll kiss you, he'll lie down with you, he'll pull you under the covers, and then..."