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Li Pu thought that this "Golden Beach" should simply be renamed "Venus Resort Island".
There are already three and a half characters from the DOA "Dead or Rush" series.
Mai Shiranui counts as half, because for a long time her classic character model was based on her appearance in collaboration with the characters in the game.
Oh, the desperate woman who's always wanting to get married didn't come, so there are still three of them...
"Death or Charge" can be considered the top team in the 3D section. Their modeling is exquisite and ready to use, making them a pillar of the early 3D section.
Secondly, Li Pu thinks it should be KDA, the rising star from before he time-traveled.
"Ah, little brother!" The female tengu suddenly approached, her black wings flapping excitedly. "Have you ever seen the real 'Flying Light' chosen one outside, the current Flying Light God-King?"
Without waiting for an answer, she started counting on her fingers again: "What does the 'Flying Light' Goddess look like? Is she as handsome as you?"
This talkative, reclusive woman, who had been listening to the legend of the flying light for hundreds of years in the underground slave base, now had her eyes sparkling, looking exactly like a star-struck fangirl.
Li Pu's lips twitched slightly: "..."
The simple-minded woman continued her incessant chatter, giving no one a chance to answer, and kept asking questions like a machine gun.
Did He marry?
Are you married?
"Oh right! You also have a dark-skinned little lover!"
"How did you all get together? Tell your older sister!"
"Oh, childhood sweethearts, innocent and carefree, how wonderful~ how wonderful~"
Li Pu thought this older woman was practically a slut...
Where did your imposing aura of a demon go?!
But this female celestial dog's mouth was like a floodgate that had been opened; she just couldn't stop talking.
He was about to interrupt when Tifa's shout suddenly came from the direction of the laundry tub:
"You little rascal? Li Pu? What are you doing?"
"Who are you talking to?"
The sound grew louder as it approached, accompanied by the sound of wet footsteps.
"Even if you're used to bullying me, you're not allowed to bully others outside!"
She paused, then added, feigning bravado:
"Otherwise, otherwise I'll tell Sister Chunli and Sister Emma!"
Lip was both amused and exasperated—Tifa's stereotype was hopeless.
I couldn't even get a word in edgewise, how could I possibly bully this "chicken wing truck"...?
The female tengu's eyes lit up upon hearing this, and her wings fluttered excitedly: "Oh my, is the one calling you your 'dark-skinned' little lover?"
As a fellow female, she keenly discerned the hidden meaning in the words—this little dark-skinned girl wasn't calling out to anyone, but rather subtly asserting her dominance!
That shy little girl is quite jealous!
She deliberately leaned close to Li Pu's ear and whispered, "Want me to play the hero and save the damsel in distress for you?"
"Hey, you brat, don't go!"
"You still haven't told me about what happened between you and that little black girl!"
Li Pu was utterly helpless. After all, the women in his family had all been drawn into Han Zhuli's gambling scheme, and Alice was facing a divine crisis because of him.
Good women are not to be let down; they are the top priority.
He didn't want to waste any more time with this silly woman. Although there was plenty of time, it was better to finish the important business as soon as possible!
After taking only a few steps, a chilling coldness suddenly crept up my spine.
"I've already told you—you belong to your older sister!"
The female tengu's voice seemed to whisper in her ear, carrying a hint of ethereal laughter.
Li Pu turned around abruptly and saw her fleeting figure flash by at the end of the alley, like smoke or mist, gone in an instant.
"Don't waste your energy looking." The voice came from inside him again, with a hint of smugness. "Possession by a ghost, demonic possession—you've heard of those, haven't you?"
Li Pu clicked his tongue and immediately activated the power of 'Flying Light'.
The intense white light flowed through the meridians, but it was like a clay ox sinking into the sea, having no effect on the possessing female tengu.
"It's so warm. You look delicate, but I didn't expect you to have such a fiery temper."
"That little dark-skinned girl is so lucky!"
Li Pu ignored the female tengu, gradually realizing that although she was a demon, she was also a "witch from another world," and therefore not considered evil in this world...
The system is currently unstable...
But she doesn't seem to have noticed?
"You... didn't you sense anything unusual?"
Before the words were finished, the semi-transparent figure solidified once more.
Surprisingly, her attire became exceptionally daring—the hem of her originally dignified kimono was slit up to her upper thigh, revealing her fair, plump, and fleshy legs like a mini-skirt.
She twirled around nonchalantly, her clothes fluttering as a glimpse of her cleavage flashed, giving off an air of "nobody can see, I'll wear whatever makes me happy"...
"I've wanted to try this change for a long time~" The female tengu chuckled, her semi-transparent body adding a touch of hazy allure to the outfit, as if glimpsing spring through a thin mist.
Then she suddenly let out her signature elegant goose-like laugh:
"Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho — don't feel inferior, my little darling."
"A real man should be as magnificent as possible. With your extraordinary talent, why belittle yourself?"
A round, jade-like phantom suddenly drew closer, and she lowered her voice:
"In the eyes of our Tengu clan, you are a top-tier stud dog, one in a million. Those female Tengu would go crazy if they saw you!"
Me!
Lip was speechless.
It seemed this silly girl was completely unaware of the system's existence. He sighed helplessly and decided to drop the subject.
"Hurry up! Hurry up! Your little wife is calling you!"
The illusory image of the female tengu began excitedly circling around Li Pu, "Sister, I can't wait to see how that 'little dark-skinned girl' will scold you, hehehehe~"
As she spoke, she floated in front of Li Pu, cupped her face in her hands, and wore an expression that seemed to thrive on chaos:
"I'll personally be your strategist then, and teach you how to win over that little dark-skinned girl~"
After saying that, she winked mischievously, and her figure gradually faded away, leaving only a string of silvery laughter echoing in the mine tunnel.
What a sin...
Li Pu rubbed his temples, feeling like crying but having no tears left.
While both Alice and Alice share a love of joining in the fun, Alice is at most quirky and mischievous, but deep down she is a resilient and compassionate saint.
But this "chicken wing truck" driver is just a troublemaker who thrives on chaos.
Suddenly, a thought struck him, and he blurted out, "Wait! Come back—"
"What is it, my little stud dog?" The female tengu reappeared with a light laugh, her black wings gracefully folding.
Maybe... she's the chosen one of 'pleasure'?
Li Pu scrutinized her carefully: "On the day you came into this world, did anyone ask you to choose the path of 'pleasure'?"
The female tengu was clearly taken aback: "How did you know?"
"There really was some weirdo who kept kneeling and begging me to be some kind of 'joyful' chosen one, crying and making a fuss, it was so annoying, so I didn't agree."
"..."
After a series of relentless attacks, Li Pu is now frighteningly calm.
This kind of outrageous information no longer stirred the slightest ripple in his heart...
But he suddenly realized a serious problem:
Han Zhuli is one, and so is the female tengu...
Could it be that in "Otherworld Witches," only the junior sister agreed to be chosen by that unlucky "Pleasure" God?
"Joy" begs everyone he meets; it's so embarrassing...
"So what path did you ultimately choose?" Li Pu asked casually, without stopping his steps.
"I didn't choose." The illusory figure of the female tengu floated lightly to his side, her black wings gracefully unfurling. "After that, no one came looking for me in my dreams."
Li Pu raised an eyebrow and continued walking.
No wonder I hadn't noticed the power of destiny within her—if she were truly a chosen one of destiny, even if the system was unstable, it should have ejected her by now.
But given the current situation...
Just think of it as picking up a big sister who's always with me.
It's both familiar with the terrain and pleasing to the eye.
No matter how you look at it, it's a win-win situation; this is a good thing.
Just then, an angry Tifa arrived, and Lip, now with the "cheat code" in his body, suddenly had a sudden inspiration.
He deliberately slowed his pace, feeling the faint, warm breath of the female tengu's phantom beside him, and gave Tifa a roguish smile:
"Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river..." he drawled, his fingertips casually brushing the brim of his straw hat, "Don't deceive—"
Before he could finish speaking, the female tengu's secretly excited words rang in his ears:
"She's angry! She's angry! Quick, tease her, bully her!"
"Why don't you just go for it, you little idiot!"
Li Pu sighed helplessly.
What a cunning strategist...
Chapter 193 The Flow of Time (Third update added, mwah~)
"Labor Law, we're not here to work, it's time to pack up and leave."
"Fine, let's go," Tifa said through gritted teeth, her cheeks flushed. She glared angrily at the handsome young man beside her, "But... can't you pat your own butt?"
Li Pu smiled mischievously, shrugged, and instead of holding back, he took the opportunity to give Tifa's juicy peach a hard pinch.
The round, plump curve bounced in his palm, and even through the fabric, he could feel the amazing softness and resilience of this "sheep tail fat".
Before Tifa could react, he raised his hand and slapped her again in the same spot, not too hard, not too soft—
"Snapped!"
The crisp sound was particularly noticeable in the mine tunnel.
The voluptuous mound that was struck trembled slightly, and her waist swayed enticingly.
"You!" Tifa's ears turned bright red, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
She suddenly squatted down, grabbed the washing mallet, and smashed it hard against the clothes in the water, splashing water that wet the stray hairs on her forehead.
"Go by yourself! Don't bother me while I'm doing laundry!"
The more she washed, the angrier she became. She even imagined herself forced to stay at home, miserable, to have this brat's baby...
Li Pu stood there, watching Tifa's aggrieved expression, and then, seeing her actually washing herself with such seriousness, he couldn't help but chuckle helplessly.
"You really think of yourself as a laundry slave?"
Just then, the female tengu, who had been watching the drama unfold and acting as a third wheel, rang in his ear with a hurried voice: "Oh dear! My little silly dog, you've gone too far!"
The translucent figure slapped her snow-white thigh in a panic, "Quickly coax her, I'll teach you—hug her from behind, rub your chin against her ear, and say 'Baby, I'm sorry!'"
Li Pu's lips twitched. What kind of terrible idea was this...?
From "black stockings with noodles" to "greeting on QQ Space" to "spanking in a dream," even when Tifa was personally "captain," she never said anything so cheesy...