bedroom literature

Chapter 6 Jiang Qiwen does not allow anyone to insult literature

【Jiang Qiwen】

He apologized 1 times to Liu Sheng in his heart, and he was still full of guilt after he finished, so he boarded the account of Little Rabbit anxiously and sent a long rainbow fart to his wife.

Mrs. Rabbit Cashmere replied: I love you.

Only then did he feel a little better in his villainous behavior.

But when he saw the phrase "I love you", he suddenly felt like a scumbag fishing.

After thinking about it, it is better to end this relationship as soon as possible.He typed the beginning of the memo:

"Hello madam, although I like your work very much, but..."

The phone vibrates, pay special attention to the update of Mrs. Rabbit Cashmere.

Read the beginning, exciting.

It turned out to be a straight man's perspective, or a scumbag's perspective.His knee hurts inexplicably, and he read on carefully.

No.1 is said to be suspenseful and has a sense of substitution.

I really want to see a scumbag being abused...Gender doesn't matter anymore.

The muscle memory of Rainbow Fart made him open the sticky note, and hastily deleted "although" and "but":

The remaining sentence is "Hi Madam, I like your work very much,"

He squinted his eyes and deleted "very".

"Hello madam, I like your work,"

He pondered for a few seconds and decided to liberate his nature.

"Hello, madam! I really like your work this time!!!! I'm looking forward to the follow-up &(%#￥(%￥#@..."

Three seconds after sending it out, he's caught in a sage time of self-revelry.

Looking at that rainbow fart, he fell into deep thought...

Redemption, just redemption.

hateful!However……

When this article is finished... I will...

He continued to diligently create the character of the little girl, and successfully got acquainted with his wife.

One day, he finally found out the root of the evil that had troubled him for a long time——

The little rabbit who sells sunsets: Ma'am, why are you called a rabbit fleece vending machine?

Rabbit fleece vending machine: a pseudonym from childhood.At that time, I imagined that I had a snow field, and I shared all the snow with friends who had never seen snow, which was a bit naive haha.

Jiang Qiwen understood.

The little rabbit who sells sunsets: What does the white snow look like?Sprinkling salt in the air can be imitated, let alone catkins blown by the wind.My wife compared the snow to rabbit down, the warm and soft feeling comes up immediately, romantic.

Rabbit fleece vending machine: As expected of you.But I'm ashamed to say that I haven't seen snow yet.

Oh, Yagyu is from the south.

But he was still moved, and he was able to share his childhood settings with him.

Little rabbit who sells sunsets: It’s okay, it’s going to snow soon.

Rabbit fleece vending machine: I did go to the north to go to school~ Hey, how do you know?

Jiang Qiwen did not reply.

Because I'm in the next bed to yours, ma'am.

Rabbit fleece vending machine: It happens that your name is also rabbit haha.Why are you?

Again he didn't reply.

I'm afraid I'll piss you off by saying it, madam.

The little rabbit who sells sunsets: Rabbit, rabbit is cute.Hahaha.The wife's writing is so good, it's a coincidence that it's an honor.

Rabbit fleece vending machine: I love you.

Rabbit fleece vending machine: However, my recent articles seem to be very controversial, and there are always private messages to spray me.

Rabbit fleece vending machine: A few days ago, I began to doubt the meaning of my studies.

Jiang Qiwen was stunned, he couldn't have such great stamina.

Does he appear to be a Zaunite with a glass soul in his heart?

The meaning of learning literature... not so much.

It's over, I won't do anything wrong...

He gritted his teeth——

The little rabbit who sells sunsets: It's okay, madam, just treat them as sbs.

Rabbit fleece vending machine: Yes.I said so.

Jiang Qiwen: ...

Rabbit fleece vending machine: Hey, just right, that person is here again.

Jiang Qiwen was subconsciously startled.

Then he breathed a sigh of relief, it shouldn't be him.

The little rabbit who sells sunsets: My wife let me see.

Rabbit fleece vending machine: It's okay, I won't show it to you.But sometimes I do think, why do I study literature?Reciting famous works by famous writers, real literature is generally mysterious and mysterious. As the person said, in real life, it is science students who contribute more to society.

Jiang Qiwen: ...

Rabbit fleece vending machine: Oh, although I don't know how to hate him.

He was silent for a few seconds.

The little rabbit who sells sunsets: Ma'am, show me, okay?

Jiang Qiwen does not allow anyone to insult literature.

Liu Sheng couldn't hold back him, so he took a screenshot.

"Actually, I've always been curious. What's the use of those tedious knowledge for you people who study literature? So the world is still dominated by us science students. You said that learning those literature, history and general concepts can innovate technology to benefit society, or can it make atomic bombs? Are you defending the country?"

"Today I finally found out, it can be used for sex!"

"Hahahahahaha, you have solved a major problem in my life."

After Liu Sheng passed by, he sighed.

This set of mocking punches knocked him speechless.

It seems to be somewhat reasonable. Indeed, the social contributions of science students are placed here in a down-to-earth manner. It seems pale and far-fetched to talk about uselessness.

And he did use it for sex...

Cutting it off to the little rabbit, in exchange for a few words of comfort, will only deepen his sense of powerlessness.

The waiting time for the other party's reply has become longer.

He should have read the text by now, right?

He imagined the embarrassment of the other party racking his brains for words, and regretted it a bit.

……

replied.

The bunny who sells sunsets: The atomic bomb is made by science students, but the switch of the atomic bomb is in the hands of liberal arts students.

Liu Sheng looked at the text box and was stunned.

The little rabbit who sells sunsets: Science students are responsible for fighting the country, and liberal arts students are responsible for pointing out where to fight.Regardless of cloning or surrogacy, the world would be a mess without the human spirit.Liberal arts students are only representatives of the humanistic spirit, and the humanistic spirit is here to maintain the world order.

The little rabbit who sells sunsets: My wife doesn't need to answer him, as long as you know it yourself.

Liu Sheng didn't have time to say anything, so he looked at the other side and replied:

The little rabbit who sells sunsets: Do your homework!good night ma'am

Liu Sheng was very moved, and gave Little Rabbit a follow.

The four words of mutual concern immediately came into view.

He clicked back to his homepage only to find that after following——

Sunshine Credit lost two points.

Willow: ...

【Jiang Qiwen】

Jiang Qiwen knew that Liu Sheng liked snow, but he didn't expect to like it so much.

Because he's been a little tired of blowing rainbow farts lately.

Because of the first snowfall, Mrs. Turong posted six Weibo posts in a row.

The content is basically: praise snow, praise nature.

The form is basically: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Physical education class breaks, and people in the south revel in the first snow.

Jiang Qiwen posted "Ah" Weibo again and again, while turning his head to see Liu Sheng, who was unmoved by those southerners outside in the three-dimensional dimension, with a disgusted and indifferent expression on his face.

He looked down at Weibo again, and then looked up at Liu Sheng.

He looked down at the Weibo.

"The road is white! This is a fairy tale, it is a spiritual realm! This is an exotic paradise!"

He looked up at Liu Sheng again.

"Are you ready for the next snow? Nothing."

Then Liu Yu lowered his head.

Pretending to be indifferent and playing with mobile phones is actually taking pictures of snow.

Jiang Qiwen couldn't help laughing.

People in the south who were disgusted by him clamored that he was a traitor.

Someone interjected, "At the end of the month, there are limited skiing places, so don't go."

Liu Sheng's face turned pale.

Jiang Qiwen laughed out loud from the sidelines, as if watching a good show from the sidelines, watching this tsundere with two faces asking for trouble.

Several people took advantage of the victory to pursue, "It's the same this year and next year, and you don't want to go."

He groaned for a long time, then said submissively: "I'll go."

"Anyway, it's an internal decision," said one person, "We just said that a few basketballs will decide the quota. Are you coming?"

Yagyu's basketball performance has never been good, so it is obviously aimed at him.

Play off.He stiffened his neck and said nothing.

Jiang Qiwen stood up from the side and squeezed into the crowd, "Hey, why are you bullying my roommate?"

Liu Sheng heard the sound and looked at him.

"Who wants to compete in basketball, bullfighting or three-pointers? One-on-two." Jiang Qiwen declared war on the boys, but smiled at Liu Sheng, raised his eyebrows at him, "I'll do it for him."

……

thump.

Under No. [-]'s watchful eye, he pressed his toes and fingertips together, and the parabolic arc was perfect and smooth.

Another three-pointer was scored.

Jiang Qiwen's straight male nature finally came in handy, and he easily KO'd a group of people.

After successfully signing up with the teacher, he winked at Liu Sheng in the air.

Yagyu, who had just won a skiing spot for nothing, looked at him and walked over.

When he walked up to him, he still had a calm face: Thank you Brother Jiang.

Jiang Qiwen raised his eyebrows again.

Go back to Weibo, an expected update.

"Go out to play hot at the end of the month! Hahahahahaha I love my sb roommate to death."

He smiled and commented in the number of a little rabbit: Keep warm.