bedroom literature

Chapter 45 Knowledge Makes Your Pants Fly

【Yagyu】

Liu Sheng squatted for a long time, and suddenly stood up with a little low blood pressure.He analyzed the word "stand" in a trance...

"Everything standing in the world is his monument."

For a beetle that is entangled by the continuous organs of its own body and has stagnated, everything in the world will remember its life for it.Everything accepts it, and it is about to replace everything and become everything.

But what if this myriad things are actually the murderer?

Jiang Qiwen's prejudice was left to him by time.The society's confusion and even panic about same-sex love has subtly influenced his understanding of the world, making him instinctively want to escape from this identity.But who could he blame? They were all right.

But he said...

Liu Sheng shook his head.

You see, once you add emotion it becomes mundane.

He originally wanted to write a kind of lonely romance buried in the wind and belonged to nature. When he saw him, he attributed the desolate artistic conception to these love affairs.

"What do you want to say?" Willow asked.

Let's listen to his explanation first.

"The beetle has healthy limbs, but it can be entangled by a piece of dried intestine. The dried intestine is a dilemma for it, but it is also the most fragile, and it only needs a truth to break through."

"Have you seen the truth?"

"I want to say that you are the truth," Jiang Qiwen said, "and also the monument."

Liu Sheng didn't like this, and even felt sad from it.

"I said, it doesn't have to die. Don't make it like this, engrave my name on your stele? 'Cause of death: Liusheng'?" Liusheng's tone was a bit bad, "I said, if, if you really If we can’t accept it, we can just treat it as everything…”

"What did you say?" Jiang Qiwen couldn't help laughing, "I mean, because of you, I learned the truth.

"How can you interpret the 'monument' as resentment? It's too much. What I want to express is-"

Jiang Qiwen approached.

"I overcame the instinct of living in groups and volunteered to sacrifice to you."

"..."

Liu Sheng's eyes flickered.He thought back to Jiang Qiwen looking at him with strange eyes every day after school these days, being delayed by a week, is it finally about to start?

It seems that knowledge makes people open-minded, makes people suffer, and makes people crazy at night.

He took a step back, and the heels of his legs touched the edge of the table, "What are you talking about... nonsense."

Jiang Qiwen knelt down in front of him, helped him pick up the pieces of paper, arranged them into a stack and put them back in the drawer.He looked at the notebook in the drawer, pulled it out and gave Liu Sheng a shake.

"It's time to see it or not."

Liu Sheng cast a glance at it, opened it and began to read. It was a pleasing italic script, densely packed but orderly.He saw the names of several teachers at the beginning of the paragraph.He grabs a random glance:

"Desire is like an undercurrent, and there are three basic outlets: the first is to be vented through normal sexual behavior, the second is to flow back or fixate, to form pathological emotions or depression and cause mental illness. The third killing is to divert and elevate This way out is a kind of compromise, and literature and art are one of these activities..."

"You won't," Liu Sheng was terrified, and cast a probing look, "Discuss this topic with every teacher."

Jiang Qiwen smiled slightly, but said nothing.

Liu Sheng tried his best to restrain the desire to roll his eyes, took a deep breath, and shouted in his heart:

You put on a pair of pants, you! !

"Then did you get any results?" Liu Sheng asked.

"Do you want to hear it?" Jiang Qiwen asked back.

"Hmph," Liu Sheng pouted, "I don't really want to hear it."

Jiang Qiwen approached his face from the front, "Really?"

Liu Sheng had no choice but to support the table with both palms, and leaned back to hide from him.

Jiang Qiwen said, "Then I can tell you about our debate just now."

Seeing that Liu Sheng didn't interrupt him, Jiang Qiwen continued:

"The senior sister gave us training and said that there are three ways to effectively question: A is not necessarily B, and B and B are not important without A. For example, if you say 'it's cool to lie down without exercising', if I refute it, you can use the following three points : [-]. Lying down and not exercising may not be good, it may cause some physical diseases, and basketball class will cause anxiety;

"Second, there is no A or B, there are many other things that can make you happy, for example, exercise will also promote the secretion of happy hormones;

"Three, B is not important. This kind of 'cool' that satisfies instinct is not suitable for advanced human civilization. Obviously, the pursuit of spiritual self-sufficiency and self-acceptance is a better choice."

Liu Sheng expressed contempt for his eloquent tongue: "You learn this just to teach me a lesson?"

Didn't you cancel the order of Chi Liangzhou's running service?

Grinding smelly man.

Jiang Qiwen, dressed in formal attire, has plummeted from a "runway male model" to an entangled "insurance salesman" in Liu Sheng's mind.

"I didn't teach you a lesson. I just gave you an example, a foreshadowing—won't you let me speak in advance before the appointed time? If you want to listen, I'll continue."

Liu Sheng snorted again, raised his chin and turned his head, "Who wants to listen."

"And it's normal. Lying still is storing energy, one of the three human instincts."

"You know how to bluff me. What are the three major instincts?" Liu Sheng asked with staring eyes, asking the insurance buyer, "How about two more?"

Jiang Qiwen shrugged, without burden,

"Three instincts of human beings, energy storage, cooking, and making love."

Liu Sheng was stunned.

"Terrible" written all over his face.

He couldn't imagine that Jiang Qiwen, who used to want to grab him by his collar and tell him not to write h, who came from a feudal society, could talk like this now.

Teacher Jiang, please wear some pants, I'm afraid you'll catch a cold! ! !Your ancestors in the feudal society shook their heads when they heard this.

Teacher Jiang, who didn't pay attention to his body, was still waiting and looking at him with big innocent eyes, as if saying: Ma'am, pants are flying.

The knowledge learned by others opened the windows of others' souls, and the knowledge learned by Jiang Qiwen opened the zipper of his pants.

"Can you restrain yourself..." Liu Sheng retorted weakly, "Not at all...all..."

"What?" Jiang Qiwen smiled shamelessly, "I'm trying to keep up with your footsteps."

"Stop farting!" Liu Sheng, who was pierced by the dimensional wall, was ashamed and annoyed, and became anxious, "This is three-dimensional! You are like this, you are like this...now we are Chinese...yes, that's right, you know what is Do you defamiliarize the language? You are not literary at all!"

Jiang Qi's music is on.

Then he suppressed his expression, touched his chin and let out a "hiss", as if he was really troubled, "Which sentence is not literary?"

Both of them knew all the words, a scheming and stinky man.

Liu Sheng felt that his ears were burning, and said firmly, "Dry rice, dry rice is very unliterary."

Makes sense.

It's a pity that some people learn certain knowledge, and they seem to spend their entire lives for certain specific scenarios.

""Shi Ming·Shi Diet": 'Cooking rice, cooking rice and doing it violently.'" Jiang Qiwen suppressed a smile, "I just learned it a few days ago, so I wrote it down by the way."

Liu Sheng was choked suddenly, "You..."

"Literature?"

Liu Sheng's face was full of clouds, pointing at him, unable to say a word for a long time, panting with anger.

Jiang Qiwen let go of the big laugh. Having laughed enough, he stroked the head of the kitten that was so angry that it was about to yell at him, "Okay, I'm not good, I won't tease you anymore. If the previous example if you If you are willing to continue listening, you can talk to me anytime.”

Liu Sheng gritted his teeth and slapped his hands away.

Even if you have a conscience, today I will ignore you as an adult...

"Aren't you going to update today?" Jiang Qiwen grabbed Liu Sheng's hand in front of him, deliberately avoiding the injured tendon sheath, "I'll help you code."

Liu Sheng froze in place before the bullet screen of "Little People's Pass" was loaded.

numbers?

you?

help me?

Are you serious?

are you sure?