bedroom literature

Chapter 36 How to Be a Qualified Licking Dog

The indifference between the two lasted for a week, but Yagyu's unilateral refusal was the main one.

During this period, Yagyu began to explode, and often came back after the library was closed.But the Archangel article has not been updated—Jiang Qiwen only found out after changing his account—the Little Rabbit account was blocked.

It was replaced with the Weibo account that Liu Sheng scolded as a sb at the beginning.

Jiang Qiwen worked hard and became a sb roommate.Every day, he helped to occupy a seat in a professional class, but was ignored; he snatched up an elective class to send him off, but was rejected;

This is still Jiang Qiwen's fault. One night, Liu Sheng borrowed toothpaste from Brother Guan Zhai. The next morning, Jiang Qiwen didn't give him the toothpaste of the same flavor in his collection. Instead, he helped him squeeze the toothpaste and put it on the table... Come I saw that the entire toothbrush was in the trash can.

Another time, when he heard Liu Sheng whimpering and having a nightmare in the morning, Jiang Qiwen lifted the bed curtain to express his concern, but the startled Liu Sheng punched his face as soon as he probed his head... After that day, Liu Sheng started the battle of getting up early to save face, Every day he was stuck in the dormitory when the door opened at six o'clock, which made Jiang Qiwen wake up earlier than him and didn't dare to get up, fearing that he would not be forced to go back to the dormitory to sleep.

It's not that he doesn't want to talk to Liu Sheng.After meeting Yagyu, my obsession with sexual cleanliness turned into sexual confusion, which was difficult to sort out with words for a while.He hoped that he would fully understand his thoughts before sending out the invitation, otherwise Liu Sheng would be upset, and this kid would really be able to do things like leave bed and run away.No matter what, I was the one who felt sorry for him first.

Haha, what is face?

It just so happened that Xiong Qing was pursuing the goddess Lu Lan recently, and Jiang Qiwen went to learn the scriptures while the client was away: how to be a qualified licking dog?

Xiong Qing was impatient: "How would I know? Ask me what the hell."

Jiang Qiwen said "Oh", "Because you look very experienced."

Xiong Qing refused to admit it.

As a result, in the next second, he was ruthlessly dismantled by the sand-sculpted man Big Noodles, who read aloud the dog-licking copy found on the Internet in the dormitory:

"Bao, I ate dessert today, but I still like your exclusive dessert the most, so the door was closed."

"I ate noodles today, but I still like the exclusive noodles you made for me the most, and I can't see them."

"Bao, just now when I took a bath, the water was hot and cold, and I suddenly thought of you. You are also hot and cold to me."

The second boss was distracted by the noodles, grabbed the phone, and joined the camp in a cadenced voice:

"Bao, I dreamed last night that you deleted me. Hurry up and have a look. Fortunately, it's just blocked, so you still don't want to delete me."

"You deleted me today. I guess you must have played hard to get. You thought I didn't love you enough, and you became even cuter for being unreasonable. I am firm in my love for you. Don't worry, I will add you with another account."

"Bao, why can't I see your circle of friends? Did you put me in your family group? It turns out that I am as important as your family, and you are also my important person, my treasure!"

The hearty laughter unique to young male college students, stacked with Xiong Qing's cursing, lingering in the 1308 dormitory, it lasts for a long time.

Jiang Qiwen listened and laughed along with them.

Smiling and laughing, tears flowed down.

【Yagyu】

For the past few days, Liu Sheng has been crazily avoiding Jiang Qi's essays, typing when he has nothing to do, and even putting plasters on his hands when he has coded.But even more clingy than the plaster is Jiang Qiwen who is elusive, making him feel annoyed when he sees men these days...

The most exciting episode was a few days ago, when a group where the two had been together before was going to make a group report for an elective course.Under the guidance of Yu Ye's all-round development, Liu Sheng overcame social fear and took the initiative to be a speaker, and everyone also had a clear division of labor.But a boy from another college just grabbed the easiest job at first, and the information he found was useless, let him hitch a ride, but two days before the speech, I don’t know where I heard that the speaker is better than others. Usually the score is high, suddenly changed his mind to chat with Liu Sheng in private, and insisted on giving a speech by himself.

Liu Sheng closed the chat box, and just replied flatly in the group: [I'm ready. ]

That person was still relentless, and directly challenged him in the group, saying that Liu Sheng was inappropriate, his voice was low, and he spoke like a mosquito, so he couldn't represent the group Balabala... Finally, he was asked to record an unscripted speech and send it to the group.

Just as Liu Sheng was about to scold him for being crazy, he saw an anonymous elder brother [Nectarine] appear out of nowhere, and began to scold this boy. From ancient times to the present, he cried ghosts and gods, citing scriptures and allusions, as if he had been suppressed for a long time , in urgent need of a catharsis.

The other side was silent for a long time, and then came a sentence: [I said something that you are so excited, you are his fucking poison. ]

[Nectarine]: [So what?That's better than the fish that slipped through the net of your nine-year compulsory education quality education￥#%*&%...]

Liu Sheng figured out who this was with his toes.

He sent Jiang Qiwen the first sentence that he took the initiative to say to him these days:

[Stop it, it's so embarrassing. ]

The other party seemed a little excited, but also a little cautious, "typing" for a long time, and finally sent a message:

[How do you know it was me? ]

Posted another one:

[Everyone will only think that I am the existence of axiom, no one knows. ]

After a while, another one came:

[Okay, I won’t say anything, don’t be angry. ]

Liu Sheng did not return.

In the afternoon of the next day, an automatic message reminder in the group:

[Jiang Qiwen from the Academy of Arts yesterday was the most active speaker in the group and won the Dragon King logo. ]

【Jiang Qiwen】

Societal death is instantaneous.

The ten people in the group come from all corners of the country, and there are all colleges.Maybe it will spread the next day: Jiang Liu, who fought in the ancient literature class, has made great progress in their relationship. They scolded each other for love in the group homework group and publicly admitted their identity as Du Wei.Is this the degeneration of a generation of youth or the generalization of the intimacy of contemporary roommates?

Liu Sheng ignored him even more.

Fortunately, Jiang Qiwen's biggest advantage is shamelessness.

Perseverance, perseverance.

Jiang Qiwen went to the library to pick him up every night when he couldn't squat in the morning; Liu Sheng didn't want to go with him, so he followed him from a distance.It's just that one day when the library was closed and Yu Ye was with him, he could only follow behind.

In my mind, Noodles and the second boss read aloud with emotion:

"Dude, you talk to him, so he won't be so sad."

"Brother, please answer him, he will talk to me when he is happy."

The cold ice and snow slapped randomly on the face, and the warm tears mixed with the cold snow.

Tonight is cold and miserable, tonight is rainy and bleak, tonight, every footprint in the snow is one centimeter deeper than usual.

Fortunately, the postgraduate building is some distance away from the undergraduate dormitories, and fortunately, Yu did not send him back, so he was the only one following him from a distance——

Someone patted himself on the shoulder from behind.

It's Yu Ye.However, it was not Liu Sheng who gave it away, but himself.

In the night with high street lights, the two stood side by side, silently following behind Liu Sheng.

Yu also said, "I thought you were going well."

"It went very well," Jiang Qiwen insisted, "You see, he even tacitly agreed that I would send him back. He has me in his heart."

Yu also laughed out loud.

Jiang Qiwen sighed.Although he was angry, he also understood that since Yu Ye sent him off, there must be no need to say much about the situation.

So he said frankly, "Senior, I still respect you a lot after knowing that you are a big brother. But people are a matter of principle—we can compete fairly."

"Are you sure you want to fight? Don't be hot for three minutes." Yu Ye said with a smile, "Besides, he has you in his heart, how can I compete?"

Jiang Qiwen was confused.

Apart from logic, most of the highlights of reasoning novels are human nature.Yu Ye was able to get along in the arena, most of all with a pair of insightful eyes.The boy I liked looked friendly and polite to him, but through the way he looked at others, Yu also knew that he was out of luck.From then on, he simply let go of distracting thoughts and cherished him as a student.

"You gave up?" Jiang Qiwen asked.

"I came too late." Yu Ye concluded, and changed the topic, "But my junior is so cute, if you really can't do it, I will still think about it. Whoever can catch up at that time will depend on their own ability."

"I can do it, I have to do it," Jiang Qiwen didn't have an overnight grudge, suppressed the joy in his heart, and humbly asked for advice: "Boss, tell me, how do you know what a person really needs?"

Yu Ye took out a document bag from his backpack and handed it to him, "You must first know what kind of person this person is."

"..." Jiang Qiwen took the bag, not knowing why, but still answered the question seriously, "In my opinion, he is smart, clear, sensitive, and fragile...but he is stronger than anyone else when it comes to principles—he has a kind of Perseverance."

"According to what you said, if you provoke him, you can't be fooled by ordinary rhetoric." Hearing this description, Yu Ye looked playful, "What attracts you most in him? Is it his courage that can't be fooled easily?"

Jiang Qiwen ignored this straightforward replacement, as if sunk into some kind of fantasy.

"Well... Really, don't you think there is a pure sense of beauty?" Jiang Qiwen said, "An individual that you can't control absolutely, independent of the world, if you step half a foot into his private territory, you can get Temporary ambiguity; but if you show a little alienation, there is only absolute alienation waiting for you. His unpredictable, cloudy, and seemingly insecure performance and principles-in fact, as far as I am concerned, it can give me Full sense of security.

"I know the bar is high. But I also know that once I get through that door, I can stay there.

"The reason why it is fragile is because it is exquisite and transparent."

Yu Ye heard it, and snorted in his nasal cavity, with a smile on his face.

"You are very intelligent." Yu Ye praised, "But I hope it's not because of your desire to dominate and conquer."

"He said that my possessiveness and superiority caused him discomfort. Although I can't get rid of these original sins of human beings, I think this description is biased. I don't want me to step into his territory again before I think it through. He Already hurt."

Jiang Qiwen remembered the night of the quarrel, the bedroom door was locked and no one opened it, he went back and knocked on the door in desperation, the voice was very nasal, "Come in."

Liu Sheng lay down on the lower bunk, but the upper bunk was a bare plank without a mattress.That night, it was Liu Sheng who silently handed him the quilt on the bed, and slept under Jiang Qiwen's down jacket.

"In any case, he is a soft-hearted person after all. I like him. If he doesn't believe it for various reasons, I will prove it to him bit by bit."

"You'd better tell him that." Yu Ye caught a blind spot, "Are you free from psychological barriers?"

"He tells you everything." Jiang Qiwen pouted.

"It's obvious at a glance." Yu Ye shrugged.

"Think clearly about your own motives and the various factors behind your own motives," Jiang Qiwen said with straightforward confusion in his eyes, "Thinking about who you really are...It's much more difficult than I thought."

"What you know is what you know, what you don't know is what you don't know. You are very honest." Yu Ye said, "Read more books."

"Ah."

"But don't get too into the horns, liberal arts students are prone to overthinking. Follow your heart."

"Ah."

"He'll be waiting for you."

"Ah."

"Is there anything else you want to ask?" Yu Ye said thoughtfully, "After all, it may be difficult for you to find a second person in the circle."

"..." Jiang Qiwen spoke carefully, "Yes, but maybe... more offensive."

This is not a big deal, but it was really counterproductive for him to come by himself before.

"But it doesn't matter."

"Is there..." Jiang Qiwen asked, "That kind of website?"