bedroom literature

Chapter 25 Do You Dare To Tag Me?

【Yagyu】

The next morning, Liu Sheng found out that his Weibo news went viral.

The good news is that yesterday's courier was not sent by the reader at all, and the old reader did not betray him.

The bad news is that he was fleshed out.

The good news is that his address was not leaked and he gained his innocence by being fleshed out...

The news was posted on a microblog called "Rabbit's big black material bot": "Through my private investigation and multiple confirmations, Mrs. Rabbit is indeed a boy. All previous false allegations have been deleted, and Mrs. Rabbit Formal apology. I will continue to keep this account so that this clarification can be widely disseminated..." This account was originally a gathering place for black fans, and now the head of black fans has personally clarified, which to a certain extent alleviated the problem of refusing rumors and running away. a statement.

Originally, Liu Sheng's stomach hurt when he saw this yin and yang profile picture, but he didn't expect that he would be able to correct his mistakes... His mood became complicated.

He originally wanted to retweet this article, but when he thought about it, there would be many @reminders every time he retweeted it. While thinking about whether to take a screenshot and post it directly, he unconsciously clicked on the message bar.At this moment, I found that the "messages of unfollowed people" that I had never dared to open suddenly had a fatal attraction.He still clicked on it.

"Congratulations, that bot clarified."

"Rabbit Fluffy, let me show you today's sunset. It's so beautiful."

"Madam, never feel remorse and shame about your desire to share, it's your right. It's a great honor to meet such a candid blogger, it makes me feel very kind."

"I have been waiting for you."

After Liu Sheng read it, he was crying all over.He didn't even take a screenshot, and just sent a message: resume update.

He looked at the rabbit's message box again, and found that there were no red dots.He thought about it, so he took the initiative:

Bunny rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit, are you there?Add a QQ?

【Jiang Qiwen】

Jiang Qiwen:? ? ? ?

Jiang Qiwen:! ! ! !

Add QQ?He doesn't know who he is?

Did you not fall off your horse?

He typed tremblingly: What are you doing with QQ, madam~

Opposite: chat.

Jiang Qi's writing was like a stick in his throat.But he suddenly remembered a sentence from the previous Yagyu questionnaire:

"Recently, you have poor appetite, many nightmares, and lack of energy. Most of your close friends are elementary school classmates, and your greatest pressure is interpersonal communication; when you encounter troubles, you only ask people you don't know for help."

When you are in trouble, you will only ask for help from people you don't know.

So he became famous as a teacher, registered a trumpet overnight and sent it over.

He never expected that Liu Sheng would share a story with him.

He said that there used to be a secret about the whole story of this sex incident.

There are explanations for why he doesn't understand some common sense of physiology, as well as the secrets he saw that day.

"I was bound by cobwebs," he said.

"You know how I feel when you have an indelible kinship with a manipulative individual."

Just as Jiang Qiwen was about to type, he saw a text from the other side: "I just want to give an explanation to someone I trust. Don't make any comments, okay?"

"Yes." Jiang Qiwen considered it for a while and agreed.

"Today's weekend, I want to write an undercover spy story~ Do you think it's about realistic cops and robbers or fiction?"

Seeing the undercover agent, Jiang Qiwen breathed a sigh of relief—even though he was in the form of a bunny, he never forgot Liu Sheng's identity as the master of yin and yang.Since he didn't know how to speak at all, he decided to lay down and choose one.

"Mrs. Xi Fan." Jiang Qiwen replied, "The farther away from reality the better, madam."

【Yagyu】

Liu Sheng began to write.

"Kouhe, a forced love, is the kind of espionage scene where the archangel and the demon sheep group confront each other."

Archangels are in charge of the world and guide people to good.The devil sheep lead all the demons to live by absorbing negative energy, desire, selfishness, violence, etc. from people.The angel's wings are as bright as the stars and the moon, and the devil's wings are as black as ink.Other than that, there is no difference, so there have always been rumors that the devil sheep are fallen angels.

There are many good people and bad people in this world, and it is not easy to attract people to be good. There is not much intersection between the two.Unexpectedly, there has been an involution within the Archangel recently, and in order to complete the KPI, various families have actually produced a phenomenon of missionary work.Under the constraints of faith, good people and good deeds have become more and more common, but the introversion of angels is not easy to satisfy. Some archangels interfere with the regime, and on this basis, related dictatorships are established. The kpi range exponential growth.

But the devil sheep is not a kpi problem here.

A famine begins within the demon.I can't live anymore.

As the leader, the archangel was very satisfied with this situation, and prepared to take this opportunity to wipe out the demon group in one fell swoop.During this period, the demons will also attack in groups, and the two sides will fight, and the demons who are not full will always be defeated.

Seeing that the great wish of the archangel is about to be fulfilled.

Unexpectedly, there will be unexpected events, this time the devil invaded the hometown in mighty force, bringing a weapon.

This kind of weapon can attack instantly, and some spells that have been swung forward for too long have not been finished, and the angel has passed away.

Listen to them say this thing is called a gun.

Later they discovered that it was a physical attack and started putting armor on the wings.

But the demon injected mana and upgraded it into an enchanted gun.

This is amazing.After being hit, the angel's wings will turn black within an hour, and the mood will be insane, so that it looks like a demon.

Many angels would rather die, but it is too late.

The archangel said no, and personally dyed the wings black with paint, ambushed, and stole the enchanting technology.He tried his best to win the favor of the devil sheep with his high-grade green tea social skills and dog-licking demeanor, and soon climbed to the position of his confidant.The jealousy and framing of others will all be backlashed, and the archangel will stand aside even when going to bed.But the archangel was very smart, understood the mystery, and did not rashly give him a knife.

Today the devil fought another victory and is toasting to celebrate.And the archangel was also preparing to attack this night, and poisoned the dishes.Unexpectedly, no one fell down at the end of the banquet. On the contrary, it was a small white spot exposed by his wings that made him besieged by everyone.

He closed his eyes, ready to catch him without a fight.

At this time, the demon sheep pushed aside the crowd and walked towards him, and in a half-embracing posture, stretched his wings behind the archangel's back with one hand, and said lazily, "What's the fuss? It's just white ashes."

Then I wiped it with my fingertips, and the wings were black again.He whispered in the archangel's ear, "Isn't it?"

Under the verification of the leader, the minions did not dare to make mistakes, and even began to faintly worry about the whistleblower's head.But how can the archangel's wings be blackened by just smearing it? The archangel knows that he has been exposed in front of the devil sheep. Although he doesn't know what his intention is, he can only follow him and say, "Yes, master."

Immediately he was taken to the bedroom of the devil sheep.A bucket of hot water.

The demon sheep added a tube of potion.His request was simple: "Take it off. Wash."

The archangel gritted his teeth, and wanted to start chanting the mantra infinitely, but was extinguished by the demon sheep's gun at his feet.Blood was clenched in his palm, and he took off a coat.In the wide sleeves, he wanted to secretly pinch a formula again.

The devil sheep squeezed his jaw fiercely, "It's not enough to be a devil, but it's not right to let you be an angel."

He poked the gun into his mouth, and when it touched his throat, Angel retched, and saliva flowed down the corner of his mouth that couldn't be restrained.The devil sheep smiled: "Then you can make a container."

The archangel held the muzzle of the gun in his mouth, swallowed, and poured water on his wings in shame, rubbing and rinsing to wash himself white.

The Devil Sheep retracted his gun and looked at the bright wings with a half-smile, his gaze seemed to be praising.

In the muddy water, the archangel found that the place touched by the demon sheep could not be cleaned no matter how he washed it, and when he took it out, he found that it was not the black spot that covered the small white spot, but the devil totem.

The archangel was furious, stood up with his wet and heavy wings curled up, "Do you dare to mark me?"

Liu Sheng always writes on a whim, so he wrote this impromptu, laughing.

abo?

When it was noon, Xiong Qing came back from lunch and asked Liu Sheng, "What did you leave for your ancient literature homework yesterday?"

"I don't know, I didn't attend the class." Liu Sheng muttered.Then scratched his head, and sent out the picture in his hand;

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