bedroom literature

Chapter 19

【Yagyu】

what?What was last night?He can't even remember the shit.

But if he just said that he didn't remember, what if he made up something bad and made fun of him?

And this is a straight man... I was thinking too much about all the things before, and I must have acted like a fool at the time.Especially this person, he clarified so urgently before he finished speaking.It is clear that I want to distance myself from homosexuality.

Under this kind of natural contempt chain, even if there is a relationship, you can't show your timidity.Never give up the initiative.

Yagyu's defense mechanism was activated automatically.

He stuttered and didn't type, just typed: Of course I remember.

After thinking about it, he felt that he shouldn't be too passive, so he used offense as defense and said meanly: How dare you mention it?

【Jiang Qiwen】

When he saw the phrase "Of course I remember" - the body was cremated.

Brother Jiang still had the illusion that Liu Sheng couldn't remember last night.It turned out that those eyes were not disbelief and aggrieved, but disbelief and contempt.He can still deal with the drunken Liu Sheng, but once he speaks up...

However, Liu Sheng called him Little Rabbit when he came up, how did he know that he had lost his horse?

Wait, that doesn't make sense.I saw a hot search last time, but I can't prove that I am a little rabbit?Other than that, I couldn't think of any exposed places at all.

Could it be that Liu Sheng's phrase "little rabbit" was just a casual way of saying it?Then... His "it's me" can also be said to follow him?

The key is how Liu Sheng understands it.Need to test one or two.

Before he started probing, he saw the phrase "Why are you so embarrassed to mention it?", somehow he felt angry again.Even if he had some incomprehensions, last night he searched like crazy and climbed over the wall is still vivid in his memory. He racked his brains to persuade and appease him, and let him go crazy all night with a good temper.Since he remembered everything, even if he hated himself, how could he classify it all as "sorry to mention"?She couldn't drink and went out to prostitute herself. If he hadn't been greedy and went out to save him, he still doesn't know which man has been slighted by him!

He was still thinking about how to get him through this unjust calamity of injustice, if he didn't appreciate it, he might as well forget it.

He thought coolly.

Can……

... Thinking of Liu Sheng's grievances, Jiang Qiwen suppressed his anger in a gentlemanly manner, took a deep breath and sent a sentence.

Jiang Qiwen: Will you still write manuscripts in the future?

【Yagyu】

Willow: ...

He knew it, but he didn't know to what extent he had said it.

Forget it, just plan for the worst, nothing more than being gay and writing h articles by yourself.

Moreover, his sentence "how dare you mention it" was originally to test him, but the other party didn't refute a single word, and cared about his future, as if he had acquiesced.

Well, Jiang Qiwen, you really did something wrong!Still there to cover up the quiet time with me, and it's class, and sugar?

But I really can't remember it, and it's easy for him to perfunctory him when he asks.How about... the omnipotent sentence pattern is served first?

Not showing timidity, but also fully expressing anger.Um.

Yagyu: None of your business.

As soon as it was sent out, I heard a "click" sound from the knuckles of the fingers in the back row.

Yagyu:?

Seeing the smiling expression on the other side, Liu Sheng frowned fiercely.

At 7:58, the two were blocked at the gate of the campus by the morning rush hour.However, this class is ancient literature, but those who can be scheduled for the morning class must be the top priority of the compulsory courses. The two who are at a loss can only unite as one, get off the car early and run wildly, trying to minimize the damage .Running wildly to the door in the empty teaching building, Professor Qi's voice was like a bell, standing out from the crowd of classrooms, and he could faintly hear it before reaching the floor——

"The word "crown ceremony" is only limited to people with status in ancient times."

The two rushed to the floor.

""Book of Rites · Qu Li" says: 'Men have twenty crowns and characters', 'women have fifteen crowns and characters', which means that regardless of gender, only when they reach adulthood, the characters are chosen. The purpose of choosing characters is to make people respect He, for others to call."

The two ran to the corridor.

The two rushed to the back door bathed in ancient literature, but they were blocked by desks, and the classmates on the desks were also huge.Jiang Qiwen and Liu Sheng had no choice but to come to the front door, glanced at each other, stepped forward cautiously, bowed quietly and planned to slip in.

"Hey, stop."

Jiang Qiwen's heart skipped a beat, and he stopped beside the podium.

This is a big class for two classes, and for a moment, the eyes of the whole class are focused on him.

He swallowed, helped the mask on his face, and prepared to be scolded.

"Who knows that children nowadays are not willing to speak up. Since this classmate bowed to me, I will catch you." Professor Qi's eyes were bright and kind-hearted when he was old, and he said kindly: "What's the classmate's name? "

"Jiang Qiwen." Jiang Qiwen said with a serious look.

"Okay, okay. Come up and write these three characters. Is there a sign?"

Jiang Qiwen breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't dare to be negligent. He went up and wrote three large characters, occupying half of the blackboard.While writing, he said honestly: "No."

"Yeah. Qishui is an old friend of our poems and songs. I dare to speculate," Professor Qi said modestly, "Words are polysemous, articles are like 'prose', soft like 'slow fire', and etiquette has 'red tape'. Don’t your parents expect you to be a modest gentleman who knows how to read and behave?”

Before Jiang Qiwen could answer, Liu Sheng, who was at the door, hadn't entered yet, and muttered coolly: "Gentleman? I think it's a 'text' of 'text'."

Jiang Qiwen immediately understood what he meant, and squinted his eyes angrily.

Professor Qi has a loud voice, but his hearing is extraordinary. He noticed that there was a child at the door.Compared with the classroom rules, he pays more attention to the students' thoughts, and now it is just a lame joke, smoothing things over, "It does have the meaning of covering up. But if you change the radical, take the word 'flooded'—" the professor wrote in response Below his name, "Isn't it more suitable for 'Qi' and 'Jiang'?"

Jiang Qiwen suppressed the inner Wuming fire, looked at Liu Sheng who was about to run away, and thought about it.

"Teacher, Jiang Yan is a great poet. I dare not touch porcelain. In fact, my "wen" doesn't have that much meaning. My parents just picked it up. My understanding is the "wen" of "hydrology", Qishui hydrology .”

"Oh?" The professor became interested, "Then tell me, how is the hydrology of Qishui?"

"Well...there should be trees."

The professor asked curiously: "What kind of tree? Flooded trees are not quite... um."

Jiang Qiwen: "Willow tree."

Liu Sheng, who was about to escape to the back row, stopped.

"Jiang, Yan, Liu."

"That's right, it's very artistic, and it's catchy." Professor Qi was so blessed that he chanted a poem, "County flowers welcome ink ribbons, and Guan Liu brushes bronze medals. Farewell to the future, you can be in politics, and lovesickness and water will grow. This is Tang Dynasty The farewell poem by the poet Cen Shen, you can recite it several times together after class if you like."

The whole class: ...

The whole class started coughing like crazy.

Except for the professor who is in the dark, there are already many girls in the Chinese Department, and they are all suffocating below at the moment—this is simply a blatant molestation.

Standing by the side of the classroom, Liu Sheng's ears turned red, and by the way, he wrote down the roommate Xiong Qing who laughed the loudest in his notebook.

Jiang Qiwen and Liu Sheng are both freshmen this year, and 18-year-olds don't have too many poems to store up their yin and yang.Jiang Qiwen's tricks all depended on the professor's profound knowledge and familiarity, and he acted accordingly in just a few moments, bringing the atmosphere to a climax.He glanced at Liu Sheng, implying that Qiu Liang, who "covered his faults by making mistakes" was cleared up.

Liu Sheng is not willing, he took a step forward with evil fire, and said neither humble nor overbearing: "Teacher, I don't think it is necessary to start with 'text'. Speaking of it, the "Mang" we are most familiar with also talked about a lot of Qishui.' Qi water soup soup, gradually car curtains'."

The professor was asking the girls below for the secret of this, and was busy eating melons.

But Liu Sheng called Teacher, but kept staring at Jiang Qiwen.Seeing that the professor was silent, Jiang Qiwen felt that he was not good at picking this poem, so he simply replied, "What do you think?"

"'Qi has a shore, and Xi has a pan' means that both Qishui and low-humidity land are vast, and it is a metaphor that everything should have a limit and save face." Liu Sheng said sinisterly, "It's better to call Jiang Wuya, it's really appropriate. "

This poem scolding scumbags was ruined in this way, and everyone present understood that "save face" was deliberately extended.Zou Zou's "shameless" in this article reminded Jiang Qiwen of the fear of "smelling garlic".But this time I got burned and couldn't watch the joke anymore.

"You are really my good literary friend." Jiang Qiwen was so angry that he knew that he couldn't beat him here, so he changed the subject: "Then what does your 'life' mean?"

"Student, unfamiliar." Liu Sheng smiled and said, "It means that he is not familiar with Jiang Qi's writing."

Jiang Qi was at a loss for words, "You..."

"Liu Chuijiang Shangying, Meixie Xuezhongzhi, "Linjiang Fairy" by Yan Jidao of the Northern Song Dynasty." Liu Sheng took the poems he had memorized a few days ago because he was asked by a magazine to write an ancient manuscript, and chased after him, "I am not familiar with it, so I will not rub it secretly. Make up the word "Liu Chuijiang" by yourself, and the teacher will recite the poem for you. Ignore me now, could it be that Jiang, Lang, and talent have exhausted?"

There are also poems and allusions, and it is Jiang Yan who proposed it himself.A combination of punches made Jiang Qiwen's seven orifices smoke, his mouth and eyes were crooked, and he couldn't even wear his mask properly.

Very angry, but a little wronged.

"Hahaha, young people are full of vigor, tit for tat is also pleasing to the eye, really energetic." Professor Qi has understood the reason at this time, knowing that the two people do not get along on the surface, and they must have a good relationship on weekdays.Seeing that the gunpowder smoke was about to disperse, he came out and dispersed the two of them back to their seats. "Now the students must have been deeply impressed by the 'the meaning of the table characters and their real names are related'. When it comes to the connection, it can be divided into auxiliary and parallel. , contradictory..."

The class was so popular that the two could only sit side by side in the last row.

Liu Sheng thought he had won a complete victory, and his anger had already been thrown out of the sky. At this moment, his heart was full of excitement and excitement.He approached very generously, "Hey, why are you still wearing this mask?"

Jiang Qiwen ignored him.

Liu Sheng said: "I just remembered that there seemed to be a girl recording us just now. Okay, are you prepared to embarrass me by myself?"

Jiang Qiwen listened to the class seriously, but still ignored him.

Yagyu's generosity was ignored, which annoyed him.He grabbed the mask and pulled it to the side——

A cartoon head is revealed.

Pull down a little more—

A little turtle graffiti is revealed, drawn with a thick black marker.

"Pfft." Although the pattern looked familiar, Liu Sheng couldn't wait to laugh and said, "The turtle's face is so elegant. How did you do it?"

Jiang Qiwen finally spoke.

He laughed back angrily: "You drew it last night."

Willow's smile disappeared.

At this moment, the two teenagers, who were shocked and speechless, didn't know that the video of their eloquent tongues had already been posted along the campus network to the confession wall.

The comments below have a praise section:

"Pinch mother, is this a quarrel between cultural people?"

"This teacher is awesome! He speaks well, begging for the class schedule, I'm going to sit in on this class."

"Who's the senior upstairs? If you don't do anything, why don't you just transfer to the Chinese Department with me!"

There is a quarrel area, most of them are members of the Chinese department:

"Take "Rogue" as an example. This is not an accusation of inadvertent selection of a son-in-law. Thanks to this wave, it is clear that the attack will be successful."

"Master, you are wrong, you haven't finished watching it. Jiang Yanliu, Liu Chuijiang, this wave is mutual attack, mutual attack!"

"Jiang Liu!!!!!! I agree with the praise!!!"

"Where is the Liujiang Party!!!! Gather here!"

There are areas for reciting poems and composing Fu:

"Share a piece with literary friends: Asakusa red flowers bathe in the morning sun, small bridges and white stones circle the slow hills. Colorful clouds are blown by the wind on the flower path, and green willows and chuiqi love dawn makeup."

"What kind of boss is the floor master??"

"Liu Chuiqi, it's the Liujiang Party!"

"Liujiang Party? There is reason to suspect that it is Classmate Liu's trumpet."

"Kick everything upstairs, it was written by Han Xinyan!"

"Okay, let's end the get out of class. I will check my homework next week." Professor Qi finished his lecture, and looked at Liu Sheng with a smile among the applauding crowd.