bedroom literature

Chapter 11 He fled with his head on his head

"Look... hot search, just take a look." Jiang Qiwen poked his fingertips on the rabbit portrait, and suddenly stopped moving.

Liu Sheng hadn't taken the initiative to talk to him for two weeks, and when he came up, he played so much, his surprise was overwhelmed by shock.

The deity is next to him, Jiang Qiwen didn't plan to look at his homepage at all.But who would have thought that clicking on the picture at random would be his avatar?

Liu Sheng glanced at the head portrait, and said calmly, "Are you paying attention to this person?"

Jiang Qiwen reacted a bit, and then recovered his expression, "He's on the trending list, but I haven't watched it yet."

"Well," Liu Sheng replied through his nose, "Let's take a look together then."

shit...

He yelled shit, and retreated with one hand shaking.

Under Liu Sheng's gaze, he didn't dare to look at the picture, but directly scrolled down, hoping that this topic had nothing to do with him.

"The person is deceiving, and the opposite sex bonus is so delicious? I think his fans have brain problems..." (789 replies)

"You need money to fix your brain."

"Fans are also victims, isn't it biased to say that?"

Oops, slipped into the comments section.

He really wants to know what's going on.

But he was afraid that Liu Sheng would see the remarks scolding him, so he held back.

With this good intention, he said something malicious:

"Why don't you take your own phone and look at it."

In this life, I have been stuck in the four words of being straightforward.

After he finished speaking, he scolded himself as a sb, and then he heard Liu Sheng's representative weak voice: "I have uninstalled Weibo for several days."

Uninstalling is very good, and it is clean.

Jiang Qiwen couldn't explain why, but felt a little uncomfortable.

"Ah... so let's change the subject?"

"I just want to see this." Liu Sheng insisted.

...It would be unnatural to resist any more, so he could only bite the bullet and scroll down on this topic.

This time, both of them saw the name of this little hot search:

#One look is the h text written by girls#

Deceiving people is his black spot.

This scumbag was a bit out of the loop, but something happened.

Mrs. Rabbit Velvet used realistic brushwork in the realistic style of the article, and it was the first time to write h without stream of consciousness. The point that was questioned was this h article.Said that his h text had some common-sense mistakes, and was even reposted by a large number of marketing accounts.When it comes to sexual issues, the comment area is full of enthusiasm, and one after another participates in the topic: some sneer at the rabbit fleece vending machine together, some share other ridiculous H articles they have read, and some share refreshing and not greasy articles...

The heat is on the rise.

In fact, the problem is not that the writing of the h text is not good, because apart from part of the fee, Liu Sheng also has many free texts, such as this scumbag.The point that everyone attacks him is his gender.It is said that he usually consumes the bonus of the opposite sex, sends photos of his collarbone and wrist, takes selfies with half his face, and some fans come for his photos.

"I write h by myself, and I don't even understand basic common sense. How could it be a man? You haven't taken a plane before? What's more, you write small h texts every day..."

Those photos were also posted, saying that you look at such long eyelashes and such small wrist bones, no matter how you look at it, you look like a woman.Fans also fantasize about being a little seduced self-orgasm every day.

……

Jiang Qiwen gasped, if Liu Sheng hadn't been his roommate, he would have believed it.

wrist.

His skeleton is so small, he just held a real person!

eyelash.

His eyelashes are so long!Aren't eyelashes common property of mankind?

He was furious.

This is also called a hammer?Anyone can go online now.

Wait, so many comments are scolding, he has already forgotten that the deity is by his side...

Although he was extremely curious, he didn't care what the "common sense mistake" was. He hurriedly exited and clicked on "Discovery" in the middle, and other hot searches were displayed, and he handed it to Liu Sheng, with a cold tone: "You choose another one, this one No idea at all."

Liu Sheng looked at him suspiciously.

Then he stretched out his fingertips and circled around among the hot searches——

Then click the "I" homepage in the lower right corner.

Jiang Qiwen froze.

He didn't expect to order there, what's there?

His ID is there.

The screen switches instantly——

The avatar is grayed out and it says "Pending Login".

……

Depend on!

Fortunately, I uninstalled and did not log in...

Otherwise, the words "Little Rabbit Selling Sunset" could be sent away on the spot.

There was a chill behind him.

Liu Sheng became suspicious?

"It's okay, I won't read it. I just want to see your frequent visits." Liu Sheng still had a lonely look in his eyes.

Then he handed his improvisation to him for mutual comment, "Have you finished it?"

"I..." He looked at his blank paper and thought of a plan, "I have no inspiration, I can read yours first, and then write a paragraph for each other to comment on, and then you can comment on me."

Liu Sheng didn't say anything, it was a tacit agreement.

He took the paper, and an idea popped up: Madame's exclusive creation?

Little Rabbit is online again.

Go away - it's not over, is it?

He glanced at it, and felt that his words were a little messed up, and the words came from his heart.

——He was still thinking about analyzing psychology with words.

He began to read the content carefully.

A deer is a strong buck that fights another buck for the mating power of a lifetime.

The competition is for the most beautiful and delicate doe in the forest:

Her fur is shiny, her waist is thin and her hips are fat, and she looks back with affection in her eyes.

Then to match it, the competitors are naturally the two strongest stags in the tribe:

They are muscular, athletic, quick-witted, and tactical.

This is the final battle, and the winner will get her.

The ossified and hard antlers stretched towards the sky, more than twice the size of the head, a combination of beauty and majesty, and the best sharp weapon for cutting the opponent's flesh.For a while, they were evenly matched.Only the antlers branch out in different directions like tree branches, making a crisp collision sound in the fierce competition.The twisted and twisted forks are like locks waiting to fall, and they finally fail after repeated frictions-the sky seems to have played a joke with them, and the two horns rotate and overlap-and finally get entangled.

The seams fit tightly, every step of the way, and it was stuck until it moved without even making a friction sound, and both sides lost their power points at the same time.At the same time, he struggled to break free, only to feel that his skull was about to split.But the dignity of the strong made them almost endure the pain of breaking their horns, and they just fought face to face and broke their heads.

A few hours later, the deer still couldn't get rid of this evil relationship with him.

A day later, they were still standing, and neither of them would bow their heads.

Two days later, the physical strength of both parties was almost exhausted.

Finally, the other party and the deer conveyed a message through pheromones:

Shall we drink water together?

The deer agreed.

The other party made a compromise and offered to walk backwards. The two deer finally came to the stream, turned sideways, and finally bowed their heads together——

The deer is licking the water with its mouth open, and raising its eyes, the other's eyes are also very close at hand.

The deer couldn't see him clearly.Too close, too close to focus.

All he knew was that it was close to him.

The deer was trying to win the favor of the doe, but accidentally tied a dead knot with a buck.

They drink water, eat grass, step on flowers and breathe together.

This intertwined spring is still far from falling off the horns.

But the Hunter is not far away.

An entangled deer will lose almost all ability to escape.

Will their bodies be entangled too?

But what the deer didn't expect was that the old enemy in this life would resolutely push him into the narrow cave when the wolves came.

He blocked the hole with his body, allowing the wolves to eat away.

Three kinds of heat, sprinkled on the face of the deer at the same time.

Breathing, whining, and spurting blood.

Deer freed after neck broken

After the wolves had eaten him up, the deer had already run away from behind the cave.

Bearing the weight of his head, the deer ran farther and farther under his approaching gaze.

Still face to face, still too close to be out of focus.

But he saw his eyes clearly.

After Jiang Qi finished reading the article, he was silent for a long time.As agreed, he wrote a sentence on his paper:

Kaichun's horns will fall off, taking his head with him.

Seeing him start writing, Liu Sheng shook his head silently when he caught sight of this sentence.

But before get out of class was over, he saw the following words:

But he doesn't want to.

The deer put his head on his head, and walked along the stream where he drank water together, until he reached the big river upstream.

This is a common place for crocodiles to come and go.

Put your head on the river bank, and slowly wade your body into the pool.

This way we are still symmetrical.

And you can never escape my eyes.